AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I found out that a couple of assholes from my graduating high school class have been asking my younger sister for nudes. This pisses me off a little bit. My sister isn't really bothered by it though, she just told them no and blocked them, so I guess I shouldn't let it bother me either.

Two days, no internet. Nearly chewed off my own arm out of boredom.

Need some Band-Aids?

C++.

Bought a radio from Crutchfield for my Dodge, with a wiring harness and adapter plate and all that shit, but they didn't send connectors for the wires. I didn't realize this until the dash was apart and the old radio was out. Why the fuck would you sell a radio wire harness and not the connectors to do the goddamn job?

Boy, there really are a lot of examples of phrases that are themselves fine but only ever actually said by people who are not fine, huh?
"Morality isn't so black-and-white!": Someone who will provide plenty of examples of black morality.

Rampant hyperbole irritates me and leaves me very frustrated while I try to avoid telling Mom to stop saying she is going to freeze to death every time the house temperature drops below 73°F.

I am really literal-minded when it comes to interpetting speech and it messes with me whenever she says she is "dying" or going to "kill" something and/or someone.

I'm way too easily pushed about when trying to keep up with the meaning of what one says in a conversation, and it does not help in the slightest that she has to sharply stress whatever exaggeration she decides to use to make a mild inconvenience sound like a disaster in waiting when I hear it.

And I can't say anything about it. She'll take it as a personal attack, and she is out of cigarettes again.

Oh, so there's the problem: She's a smoker. That shit ain't sexy.

Then why do we somebody is smokin' hot?
Checkmate!

One of my English teachers is so incompetent it makes my blood boil, she just plays every class by ear and teaches us super basic stuff, like middle school level English, in a Master's degree. Yet she's completely obsessed with having control over the class and trying to force people to attend with vague threats of being able to influence our grades and our thesis and stuff, she will show up late every time and then snarks at whoever went outside for a smoke or a coffee while waiting. She's also supposed to work in tandem with another teacher to make a common course, and she only just now talked to him for the first time, even though she had since September to do so.
All of this wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for two things:

We can't skip her class or sign out, because she actually does have the power to prevent us from obtaining the diploma (and she's quick to remind people of this)
She was on sick leave last year because of manic depression, now at first that garnered some sympathy for her. But she basically blew away all sympathy everyone had for her with her moronic, unprepared, boring, useless classes, also her psychotic insistence on us being present, attentive, and smiling at her all the time (no joke, she actually berates us for not smiling in class). But the depressive episode means that, under French law, she's as good as un-fireable as long as she shows up once a year. If she were fired now she could swing back at the school with a lawsuit.

Our chief of staff called her a "kook", our head professor a "joker". We've been told to ignore her as best as possible and just weather her classes, because apparently nobody can do anything about her.

Today this situation reached the height of infuriating ridiculousness, as she tasked us with putting together a vocab list on the computer. She gave us 40 minutes and then left, we finished in 5 minutes, thanks to...how to say this...
you can just get vocab lists by Googling them!
After that we got a 30min break, because she needed one bad apparently. Then she took 5 minutes to find a beginner's English course on the internet and had us to do it. Then to top of it, she asked us each to choose a character from the Simpsons whose name we were to be identified with, nobody knows how or where she got this idea, not what the purpose of it is.

Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh that fucking cheerleader song

?

Give me and A?

Give me a W!

I don't know if how much air time it gets in the US but here it's been inescapable for way too many months.

The guy sounds like the Goosebumps girl meme.

And the radio followed that up with perhaps the only song to get more undeserved exposure: this douchebag bar pickup speak-sing atrocity


The good thing is I'll quit my job in two weeks so I'm never have to listen to commercial radio ever again.

You know. Something about finding a cheerleader or something. It's on the radios. All the people in band say they don't like it but have it on their ipods because it has a good trumpet part or something.