AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Just read the rules thread and you're good to go!

The secret handshake is reading the rules? That sounds like effort...

The number one rule is that signing up automatically puts you on the shipping wall.

If you don't wish to be on the shipping wall, fill out form OTP-<3 and we will process your request in 2-3 months.

You shall pay tribute of one pun per month to me.

Also, never let any nipple be seen, lest you be struck down.

And don't worry, the shipping wall is unlikely to be ever revealed so you're likely safe from any embarrassing ships.

Hey, a new person!

Hello, and... Uh... Dang. I can't think of anything funny or cool or outright creepy to say. Maybe because it's 2 AM.

Also, where is the much-vaunted shipping wall? I've never seen it.

Also, I feel like a dick because I think it's been a while since I had even looked at this thread.

EDIT: SORRY VAL! I didn't even read your post, it would have explained why I haven't seen it. Shame, too, because I wanted to see which poor soul got mistakenly paired with me. (it'd always be a mistake. I know me)

Hello!

I've been reading Awkward Zombie for good while, but I kept finding myself going on forums often just to see other people's edits to the comic too so... I went ahead and joined! Deaf gamer from Scotland here, have all current generation consoles and I'm bit of Nintendo fan.

Um, not sure what to add so I'll stop here! Nice to meet you all

Greetings, Fisher of Seven. Welcome to the land of cake and brocolli, where the trees grow tall and the islands are small.

Cheers Airra!

I'm too lazy to write a whole new intro topic, so click here to learn more about me!

http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showuser=10878

I don't have the permission necessary to figure out who you are!
Yay!

Welcome to Piggyland: the Porkiest Place on Earth™! Home to such carnival attractions as:

-The Merry-go-Oink
-Boar's Tusk Rollercoaster
-The Wallowing Mudslide
-Squeels on Wheels Bumper Car Arena
-Piglet Playpen Petting Zoo (rentable odor-proof jumpsuits starting at $14.99 for children and $29.99 for adults)
-McBacon's House o' Slaughter Haunted House Exhibit
-"Ham It Up!" stage performance starring Ms. Piggy and the Porkettes!
-And many more!

The Kosherless Complimentary Buffet dinner party begins at 5PM and ends at 11PM.

Don't forget David Cameron's favorite attraction:
Porkin' Pork

Tickets start at $5.00/min! First come, first serve!

did this cross a line, i feel like it may have

Alright, well, here's a Copy/Paste of the whole thing (Which I guess I could've just done in the first place )

My true name's Alex. I am a game developer in the making. Currently working on my first game, Power Master 1: A Strange Journey, since mid-April. It's almost done! Just waiting on a few things...

It's a standard RPG where you have to collect these wish granting gems in each of the 26 towns. It'll take you through deserts, forests, volcanoes, castles, space ships, space-shifting rooms, and you go to the towns in any order. Battle original enemies, save the world, make friends, and live the start of a long journey.I have been playing games my whole life, which is what prompted me to make my own. But I didn't wanna start with simply editing already-made games, or "hacking." Instead, I just jumped right in and started making my own.

I'm mostly a Nintendo fan: Mario, Zelda, Pokemon, Fire Emblem, Kid Icarus, Metroid, Star Fox, Smash Brothers, yadda yadda yadda. Pretty much anything Nintendo, though I have been known to play a few rounds of Halo or Minecraft with my friends now and then. Not too good at it, though...

I also have a number of health and mental "problems." The first of which you may notice on the site is my autism. It makes me think differently than everyone else, but significantly lowers my social game. Regardless, I can make friends easily. How I act myself is kinda a mixture of Link and Pit: I'm usually silent (irl anyway) and am mostly sarcastic with what I say. I try to be serious at times, though. I also have the build of Link, but the athleticism of a Slakoth...

So, yep! That's me! The awkward, socially-disabled, game maker. Hello!

Some links you can "clink" on! Sorry, that was bad...

http://www.powermastergame.webs.com
^My game site.

If you want to download my game for yourself (for FREE!), you can click here: http://powermaster.itch.io/

Currently, I only have the demo up, but I'll have the full game up soon!



I really just joined this place so I could post a derpy picture of Pit from the "Stock Exchange" comic on here. (http://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2400&start=825)
But thanks for the welcomes anyway!

Good thing it is really easy for socially-challenged people such as us to interact when not having to deal with faces and such on the internet. I'm sitting somewhere on the autism spectrum as well.
I also have a desire to get into game design, but my lack of technology has been impeding that process.

Don't worry about the forum natives around here thinking you don't fit in. We generally don't bite.

Is this... important to the story? ._. Are Coldplay and Katy Perry important to the plot?

Always nice to see another autism person! I'm part of another forum (which is what I originally tried to link to), so I'm used to the "natives" for the most part.

And I'm using RPG Maker if that helps your game design any.



Nooooooo. I felt it be a nice thing to have for the setting of the story, and it helps solidify a time-line for later entries. I don't think I worded it correctly, though, if that's what's confusing ya'. I'm no good with words.