AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I've said his name as "Martin Shrekli" for a while now and nobody corrected me.
This was a legitimate mistake.

Dammit, family.

Whoops

Guess I need to actually do my Christmas shopping at some point.

I somehow managed to strain a muscle by breathing.

I'm, like, so fragile.

The dogs brought fleas in, and they spread to my cat. And since my cat likes to get attention from me (he stands on my chest and gives me nose rubs), one of the little bastards bit me on the shin.

So now there's an itchy red bump on my shin.

iiiiiiitchyyyyy...

[CN] is trying to turn me into an Abra.

Because I slept 16 hours last night and was still tired.

I have a Sabaton song stuck in my head but I don't know any of the lyrics so I can't even find the song to listen to it. I only know it's Sabaton because I can kinda hear the singer's accent in my head even though I don't know any of the words.

>:D

My evil plan is revealed

I SLEPT 12 HOURS TODAY YOU JERK.

I HAVE THINGS TO DO.

One day the Socal security people will use my correct name.

Social security seems incapable of understanding why

I don't need a residence permit to stay in the country I've lived in for the last 8 years give or take
I do need a rent subsidy to get by each month

I wouldn't think either of those concepts are very hard to grasp but it seems I was mistaken...

Had to throw out a lot of chicken because it went bad.

Though I took this opportunity to throw out a bunch of other nasty food that had been sitting in my fridge, so the silver lining is my fridge is clean, I guess.

I tried going to sleep early so I wouldn't be tired for Christmas stuff tomorrow and now I woke up and can't fall back to sleep! Woo!

Found really cool board game series, but the cheapest one is 85 dollars and the one I'm really looking at is 150. I don't even know if I'll find people that like them so I don't want to blow a lot on them, but I think I'd like them a lot but they cost so much.

i choked really hard on water last night and now when i swallow it feels like there's something lodged in my throat, or that my trachea is in the wrong spot now

The toolbox for my truck is too short. The length provided on the box is for the full length including the wings, not the length of the box itself, so the wings don't sit on the side of the bed as they're supposed to. (If my stepdad had noticed that it says "fits most compact trucks", this might have been avoided.)