AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It annoys me that you apparently didn't find the nose injury annoying.

It really didn't bother me. As a kid, I used to cry if I just barely got a scratch, yet I distinctly remember not even being hurt by my tumble down the stairs. I also once broke me ankle and didn't even realize it so it healed back funny. Kinda annoying because now I have what looks like a second ankle on my right foot and it gets sore quicker than my left foot. I got it checked out and the doctor said it's not bad enough to warrant rebreaking it and resetting it, so hopefully it doesn't give me any serious issues down the road.

That second ankle isn't a break. You're gradually growing another clone.

I think I broke my hand last month, but it stopped hurting two hours after the injury and I was still able to do pretty much any necessary hand gestures.
I thought the lump on the side of my hand was just bruised swelling for a while, but I kind'a doubt it now.

I hope it's a clone. I'd make him pay rent.

Yea, it's weird how you can hurt yourself without even realizing it. Ever since I found out I broke my ankle, I've been wondering about all my tiny oddities. Like, my thumb on my right hand straightens out completely, whereas my left thumb's base knuckle always juts out a little bit no matter how straight I try to make it. I also have a small knot on my left shoulder.

Only being capable of sleeping on my side, mixed with having only a hard surface to sleep on until recently has left my right shoulder feeling damaged. It feels like it is going to pop lose at times.

This new bed has alleviated the problem, mostly, but it is still annoying.

Sleeping is actually kinda what caused me to break my ankle. I slept on my leg all funny so it was numb when I woke up but I had to hurry and get ready for school so I tried walking on it and ended up putting all my weight on it with the top side of my foot touching the ground rather than the bottom. Hurt like hell at first, but most of the pain went away after about 15 minutes so I figured it was fine. Nope, broke ankle.

Also, is there not a way you can put less pressure on it while you sleep? I have my bed pushed against a wall, so while I sleep on my side, I also lean my back against the wall a bit so that not all of my weight goes on my side. Plus the wall keeps me cool.

My bed is actually three really soft foam mattresses laid on top of one another. They try to devour me as I begin my descent into slumber.
So the pressure isn't a problem so much anymore.

The top mattress keeps sliding aside as I sleep, though.

I don't know why, but it really bothers me if I'm not facing the wall as I try to sleep. If I face away from the wall, I end up staying away forever.

Maybe I should move the bed to the other corner of the room.

I got to run a Ethernet cable down the wall to the basement to the Xbox in order to have a stable connection.

Well, at least you'll have The Most Stable connection, now.

Brock from Cockfighting Society bought in a stupidly-long Ethernet cable a few years back, even though he had a tiny apartment so it didn't really make sense. But now the router is in our living room and it's juuust long enough to go along like 6 walls to get to his computer in the bedroom. So I guess it was a good investment.

I was doing pretty good on my calorie count today, then I ate a giant bowl of sugary cereal.

Like, I think I'm about at my calorie limit but that felt like a much bigger portion size then I meant to pour

did you take that while driving

No, I used Photoshop to add a motion blur to make it look cool.

The Photoshop, however, I did on the road.

I typed something up on here last night that annoyed me but my internet went out before I could post it and now I don't remember what it was. That's mildly annoying.

I've started brushing my teeth right after dinner as I have rubber bands I have to take out whenever I eat or brush my teeth and I figured why not combine them, but now I can't eat anything. Not that I ever ate anything healthy, so this is probably good for me, but it's annoying.