secrete satan 2k15 (TARGETS ASSIGNED, GET GIFTING)

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Thu Dec 03, 2015 2:21 am

ty kamak ur a hero

TWO SIGNED UP SO FAR
MAY OR MAY NOT MAKE MYSELF THE THIRD PERSON???? WHO KNOWS?! I might be moving back to PA in early '16, so maybe I can or cannot afford $10-20 for a present + shipping????

IF YOU TWO GET EACH OTHER FOR MAILING BUDDIES

TRY TO PRETEND TO BE SURPRISED, OKAY

Maybe I can get Sollix to sign up. DEADLINE IS 11:59 PM EST

Kira · **Posted:** Thu Dec 03, 2015 5:54 pm

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Fri Dec 04, 2015 12:05 am

Kira y

Kira pls

kira if you actually want to sign up PM me u have like 2 more days

DEADLINE SHIFTED AHEAD TO DECEMBER 5th

Kira · **Posted:** Fri Dec 04, 2015 9:54 am

Wow the original post was a link to PM Spoony and I didn't notice.

CN y

CN pls

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:42 am

kekeke

The original post was a joke, after that it became a real thing. I edited the original post. MAN SPOONY SURE IS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME WHEN HE SIGNS IN NEXT

Kamak · **Posted:** Fri Dec 04, 2015 8:48 pm

You suddenly realize there's like 10 people signed up but everyone else PM'd spoony.

You are the worst at secreting santa.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Sat Dec 05, 2015 12:22 am

Dawn of the etc. etc.

24 HOURS REMAIN

4 PARTICIPANTS SO FAR

Sign ups end at 11:59 PM EST (like 5 AM GMT)!
Regardless of however many more people sign up or not,
SECRETE SATAN IS A GO
We're doing this! Yay! Look, childhood friends and tormentors, I'm not a failure!

Kamak · **Posted:** Sat Dec 05, 2015 3:58 am

You're not out of the woods yet.

I mean, we could all just refuse to send presents even though we signed up.

Then we would be giving you the gift of failure.

WE HAVE THIS POWER OVER YOU NOW. DO WHAT WE SAY OR ELSE THIS DARK FUTURE WILL BE THE ONE OF YOUR CHOOSING.

Rinoko · **Posted:** Sat Dec 05, 2015 1:31 pm

Plot twist: Everyone who signed up are my alt accounts.

I changed the mailing addresses to throw off the scent.

I just didn't want you to feel bad. Merry Christmas, [CN]

Kamak · **Posted:** Sat Dec 05, 2015 5:44 pm

This alt account's going rogue.

Rinoko · **Posted:** Sat Dec 05, 2015 8:35 pm

You can't go rogue

I AM you

P.S. I made Kamak to represent the gay side of me.

Kamak · **Posted:** Sat Dec 05, 2015 8:57 pm

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

THE GAY AGENDA SHALL RISE AGAIN.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Sun Dec 06, 2015 1:36 am

SECRETE SATAN TARGETS ASSIGNED

PLEASE GET YOUR JOLLY CHRISTMAS PUNISHMENTS TO THEIR TARGETS IN A TIMELY MANNER
if possible i mean gosh don't rush things, it's okay for your gifts to arrive after Christmas, but don't push it

Also everyone enjoy your shitty James Bond joke.

Kamak · **Posted:** Sun Dec 06, 2015 1:50 am

Alright, roles are out. Let's get this party started.

Lynch [Citation Needed]

Rinoko · **Posted:** Sun Dec 06, 2015 2:01 am

I'm the Sheriff and [CN] seduced me last night so I couldn't use my night action.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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