AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I randomly got the urge to start collecting plushies (mainly of pokemon, but other things that I like as well), but at the same time I know it's not a very manly thing to do. I don't personally care about "manliness" but I know a lot of people that would give me shit if they found out I had a collection of "dolls".

Still gonna do it though.

Most of my friends have a plush or two in their cars. Hell, one of 'em legit has his packed to the brim with pokemon and a multitude of multicolored Kirbys.

In related news, after fifteen years of having never touched one, I broke down and bought myself a Transformer. It's an adorably 80's white Lamborghini Diablo. I immediately regret my purchase, but holy shit I love this little dude.

Augh Android development is such a pain

ordering mice is so expensive because it's always like $40 shipping bc it has to be in a cooler but it's absolutely impossible to find the right size in the store

but oh my god $60 for 50 god daisies dead booty mice is just...it hurts

Thought you were talking about computer mice at first and was so confused.

That feeling when you have a song in your head and you just want it to go away.

To be clear, I don't mind having songs in my head. In fact, I actually really like it. The problem is that it's a specific song for an upcoming game I'm super psyched about, and I don't want to get burned out on the music before the game actually comes out.

I keep listening to other things but it keeps coming back.

Oh my god a bunch of stupid people are saying that Pokemon Picross "looks like Minesweeper"
Why did I even bother looking at YouTube comments

People didn't even welcome me back. Oh well, it's not like I'm likeable.


You might want this.

I keep looking back at when I was ~normal~ and what basically pops to mind is a lot of video games. I keep having FNV music as earworms. Also Captain Jack.

I have a habit of rolling my sleeves up when wearing sweaters/long sleeve shirts, so the ends of my sleeves always get stretched out.

I don't know how to combat this other than by not rolling up my sleeves, but it's so convenient to get them out of the way when I need to do stuff. It doesn't help that my arms are short to begin with, so they get in the way more often.

Asinine conversation on the radio (pleonasm?) at work

"I READ A BOOK LAST WEEK-END IT CHANGED MY LIFE. Throw away all your belongings. Don't even try to find someone who could use them, just throw them away. Why keep spare shirt buttons? If your shirt loses a button just throw it away too! I am so much more balanced now that I'm constantly foaming about wasting perfectly good resources and forcing my family to follow my Reader's Digest new age obsession! Now for more ads about shopping for shit you don't need."

Reminds me of the food trend people.

"Did you know that snow peas are the new super food? It's time to tell soy to move over!"

I want to die

I've been hanging out with this girl a bunch lately but every weekend (we both happen to leave campus) my brain immediately jumps to "she doesn't like you."

The minor annoyance here is being frustrated at my usually completely latent social anxiety.

Spot for a day or two.
Stop spotting
Assume it's safe to just wear panties again and no tampon

The floodgates open. I didn't like those cute panties anyway ugh

Pls tell me other AZ ladies can relate

I too hate when I drop a pair of panties into the dam and they open the floodgates to relieve dam pressure so that the dam doesn't fail and wipe out downstream communities.

I wanted those panties to remain in the lake, damnit.

See ladies? Men can relate too.