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What shall the next adventure be?
The Adventures of Maximillian Gaylord Finkelmeier 30%  30%  [ 7 ]
An Adventure. IN SPACE. 52%  52%  [ 12 ]
The unamed first person one. 17%  17%  [ 4 ]
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Proceed to make a bigger dent. You might weaken the hull enough that Tyranobocular will fall through if he steps on that particular area.

Oh, and try not to get attacked while you make the dent.


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Confuse him with a complex mathematical problem that actually doesn't have a solution. Like, "do the Lewis structure of the Cp3SiOH"





That, or shoot his laser gun to cause a shock core.


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Shrug and try the only thing you haven't attempted so far. Throw the Bloody Lint at The Doctor.

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Proceed to make a bigger dent. You might weaken the hull enough that Tyranobocular will fall through if he steps on that particular area.

Oh, and try not to get attacked while you make the dent.


You begin shooting at the floor (roof?) even more to cause an even bigger dent. You make sure to keep an eye on The Doctor to make sure he isn't going to strike. After you make a suitably big enough dent, you put away your gun. You just hope that The Doctor doesn't watch where he steps.

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Confuse him with a complex mathematical problem that actually doesn't have a solution.


You attempt to baffle him with a math problem that can't be solved. He'll properly overload or freeze up or something while trying to calculate the problem. You yell one at him.

He responds by telling you it is impossible.

It turns out that a dinosaur is not the same thing as a computer.

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That, or shoot his laser gun to cause a shock core.


You attempt to shoot him right in the hand to hit his laser gun. He fires at just the right time to fry the bullet. And hit you for 46 damage.

You're pretty sure it's actually impossible to have reflexes that good, but you've already seen things like a guy who deflected bullets with his eyelids, so you decide to let this improbability slide.

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Shrug and try the only thing you haven't attempted so far. Throw the Bloody Lint at The Doctor.


You toss some of the BLOODIED LINT straight at The Doctor. His eyes widen as it hits him, and he quickly licks it off the ground. You're not sure if T-Rex's actually ask that way, but you've already seen things like a dinosaur that has reflexes good enough to fry bullets with lasers, so you let it slide.

INVENTORY:
BLOODIED LINT, BUSINESS CARD, DICTIONARY, INFINITY REVOLVER, MOP, PIPE, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET, VARIOUS SNACKS (3)

EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES, WORN-OUT PENNY


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why cant weeeee be friends why cant weeeeeeeeee be friiiiiiieeeeeeeends?


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Beg him to tell you his master plan before he kills you.

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Pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today!

*Proceed to jump up and knee him in his eye, anime style*


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Keep on shooting him with the infinite revolver as fast as you can until he wipes out his laser gun, then shoot the laser gun as fast as you can.


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you mean whips out?


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yes yes yes that
actually i'll just scoot over :oops:


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ENGAGE FETAL POSITION

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INITIATE ATTACK PROTOCOL 23


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EXECUTE SECRET ORDER 66

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DESTROY ALL HUMANS


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Throw the rest of the bloodied lint on the dent.
Also, get out of the way.

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