AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Sooooo, I did a LOT of side quests and now I have like two extra hearts and a full sea chart. Anyway, I'm about to do the boss for the tower of the Gods. My bro had trouble with him so I want to go in prepared. Any tips?

Don't bother taking a photograph during the fight, you can do it after it's over.

Don't stray too much from the centre of the room so you don't get pushed into the electrified pits.

If you're out of arrows, it'll sneeze some at you.

It sneezes arrows? huh. Good to know.

Besides Tetra and the King of Red Lions, Toon Link and Skull Kid will be new playable characters in Hyrule Warriors Legends, and Phantom Ganon will appear as a boss.

Oh come on...

We'd better be getting some new playable characters in the WiiU version too sometime or so help me

You realize that one specific selling point of the game is that the characters can be transferred to the Wii U version, right?

I wonder if you'll be able to combine the your progress between games, in a similar vein that Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate did.

So are you gonna shell out 60 dollars for a batch of new characters, mr. pretentious?

It's $40 actually, and having exclusive characters is the point of selling the 3DS port. Why are you so mad about this?

Because it's an obvious cash grab. Hyrule Warriors did so well with their DLC plans up till this point.

So, you don't want to pay for a 40 dollar game but are a-okay with paying the same price for DLC?

All of HW's previous DLC didn't come close to 40 dollars for me. Plus it's inconsiderate for people who don't have a 3DS--THEY would have to buy a whole new device if they wanted those characters.

The characters are meant to be incentive to buy and play the 3DS game, frankly I'm surprised they're even offering the transfer deal. We still don't know if these characters can be obtained or purchased separately on the Wii U version, so you'll have to wait until closer to the game's release to find out.

It's likely at some point that the DLC will become available to purchase sometime after the 3DS version comes out, similar to how the New 3DS was the only way to use Amiibo until the reader/writer came out 2 weeks ago.

The 3DS version likely wouldn't sell as well without it's own content to stand upon and releasing the content right away without incentivizing people to buy the new version would cut the legs right out of the product.

Also there's been rumors that the 3DS version will unlock the current DLC on the Wii U version since it'll be present on the 3DS version? IDK, but that might help make people want to purchase both of them to get all of the DLC and be able to enjoy both games.

If you've only got a Wii U, just sit tight for the DLC to release on it's own. People freaked out over the exclusive character skins for pre-orders when HW was released because they weren't available at launch and made people think they'd have to buy the game 3 times to get everything. Let's wait for more information before either side jumps to conclusions about the DLC.

Besides which, from what I understand, all you need from the 3DS version to unlock everything is a card in the game case that has a code you input in the Wii U. You can probably buy it, use the code, and resell it for most of your cheddar in trade for another game. Or find a friend who bought the game but doesn't have a Wii U and get the code from them.

I just found out about the plot of Triforce Heroes and ohhhhhh jesus I wish I could go back to being ignorant.

Princess Styla is cursed to wear an ugly onesy and you have to break the curse so she can wear normal clothes again.

That is fucking stupid Nintendo.

Fucking

stupid.

inb4 "the plot doesn't matter", yes it fucking does. That shit doesn't make me feel like an adventurer, it makes me feel like an idiot.