AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[10:11:43 PM] QUEEN COMMANDER SPACEBITCH OF THE ROBOTS: Oh ew emotes are on
[10:11:58 PM] Luigi is Number 3: I'm not sure you can even turn them off on phone skype.
[10:12:05 PM] Luigi is Number 3: if you're using iPhone at least.
[10:12:30 PM] Luigi is Number 3: The plus side though is that I get a throbbing heart from Jon everytime he reverse buttcones me.

<Hogia> pancakes
<Temeraki> did someone my name
<Hogia> yes
<Temeraki> hogia make me some
<Temeraki> where am i
<Hogia> We're out of eggs
<Temeraki> ill email you some
<Hogia> nice

since I've only got one friend here currently.

Exeres: What do you do?
Valbrandur: Try to use the same tactic and charge the lizard that pushed me into the acid
Valbrandur: Reap what you sow, Lizzie McGuire
Exeres: Roll a d20
Valbrandur: 5
Valbrandur: Oh boy
Valbrandur: These dice are lame
Exeres: You fail to identify which lizardman it was that pushed you into the acid. They all look the same to you. You racist.
Exeres: One of them strikes you as you try to find the right lizardman. You look up and see that the drow has mostly abandoned the fight and is focusing on retrieving the jewels.
Valbrandur: Shout racist words at the nearest lizardman to get him to charge, then trip him into the acid
Exeres: Roll a d20
Valbrandur: 4
Exeres: The lizardmen are unfazed by your hurtful words

[2:11:33 AM]Lemmy Ballaché: we're probably insane, really
[2:11:49 AM] Luigi is Number 3: you must be, you're dating me.
[2:12:02 AM] Luigi is Number 3: also all those faces you have, jeez.
[2:12:13 AM] Lemmy Ballaché: like a cross between Hannibal and Jim Carey. That's me
[2:12:19 AM] Luigi is Number 3: the ones that you've cut off your victims I mean.
[2:12:26 AM] Luigi is Number 3: and have stored as a collection in the basement.
[2:12:35 AM] Luigi is Number 3: HOW MANY FACES DO YOU NEED, JON?
[2:13:01 AM] Lemmy Ballaché: jeez stop overreacting
[2:13:19 AM] Lemmy Ballaché: i only need 12 more to finish reupholstering my couch

I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND

if you have skype. i mean i cba to use another conversationing service

[21:33:55] Sarducar: is there any not awkward way to ride a woman like a bike?

[12:53:33 AM] Tateimus Kuhn: You should break the ice with "so... i had a pretty zucchini weekend, you know what I mean? How about you?"
[12:53:52 AM] Tam: Vee better hang mistletoe around the shop to have an excuse to smooch
[12:54:39 AM] Tam: "Eww, zucchini? I'm more into pitted avocados... I thought you were the same... I'm transferring stores now."
[12:54:53 AM] Tam: "never talk to me again."
[12:55:06 AM] Tateimus Kuhn: or she would say something like
[12:55:18 AM] Tateimus Kuhn: "Hmmm, zucchinis, 'ey? I'm more of a pitaya person myself."
[12:56:05 AM] Tam:
[12:55 AM] Tateimus Kuhn:
<<< "Hmmm, zucchinis, 'ey? I'm more of a pitaya person myself."
no one calls it that you neeeeerd.
[12:56:07 AM] Tateimus Kuhn: Mich would you still like her if you knew she did those things with a pitaya
[12:56:14 AM] Tam: they just say dragon fruit
[12:57:13 AM] Tateimus Kuhn: okay fine but what if she has a rambutan fetish
[12:57:40 AM] Tateimus Kuhn: or to remove the need for you to even google these names
[12:57:47 AM] Tateimus Kuhn: WHAT IF SHE LOVES SHOVING HORNED MELONS
[12:57:50 AM] Tateimus Kuhn: WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY UP THERE
[12:57:55 AM] Tam: I like how we're characterizing this girl as being some deviant just because Vee likes her.

[8:00:31 PM] Kamek Sans: As cheesy as it is I love all the characters' theme music in Sonic Adventure
[8:00:45 PM] Kamek Sans: Like
[8:00:56 PM] Kamek Sans: It Doesn't Matter (Sonic's Theme) is fucking awesome
[8:01:34 PM] Kamek Sans: Then again I'm a Sonic nerd so my opinion doesn't matter
[8:03:24 PM] Kamek Sans: I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
[8:03:27 PM] Kamek Sans: MY OPINION
[8:03:29 PM] Kamek Sans: DOESNT'T
[8:03:35 PM] Kamek Sans: M A T T E R
[8:03:43 PM] Threefolder: pff
[8:03:45 PM] Kamek Sans: BRINGIN' IT HOME

[3:08:07 AM] Tam: Also, I recently learned that Obiwan was the same actor between all of the prequels.
[3:08:13 AM] Tam: which... weirded me out.
[3:08:25 AM] Tam: how did he get so old looking between 1 and 2?
[3:08:40 AM] Tateimus: grew a beard, tam
[3:08:47 AM] Tam: when he was basically a baby in the first movie.
[3:08:49 AM] Tateimus: that is seriously it
[3:08:50 AM] Tam: BUT HE WAS A BABY
[3:09:02 AM] Tam: He also grew the rest of his hair out scrublord.
[3:09:08 AM] sans bananime: beards add +10 maturity
[3:09:36 AM] Tateimus: if you have a shitty military buzzcut and are clean shaven most people look like prepubescent babies with hair their mothers cant be arsed to maintain
[3:09:43 AM] Tam: but yeah was reading something about the first movie and how they compared his face to the guy who did old man obiwan to make it convincing.
[3:09:55 AM] Tam: and I was like "so did they do the same for the guy in the other two movies?"
[3:10:04 AM] Tam: and then was like "HOLY SHIT HOW IS HE THE SAME GUY?"
[3:10:33 AM] Tateimus: he was like 28 or something in Episode I
[3:10:44 AM] Tateimus: 31 in II
[3:10:53 AM] Tam: he looked like he was 20.
[3:10:54 AM] Tateimus: and 34 in III
[3:10:59 AM] Tam: fucking hollywood voodoo
[3:11:02 AM] Tateimus: TAM I HAVE TE SAME FACE
[3:11:07 AM] Tateimus: CURSED WITH BABYFACE
[3:11:23 AM] Tam: grow a beard
[3:11:24 AM] Tateimus: I WILL LOOK LIKE A TODDLER 15 YEARS FROM NOW
[3:11:30 AM] Tam: and become lumberjack jedi.
[3:11:40 AM] Tateimus: bears look gross on me
[3:11:44 AM] Tateimus: also beards do as well
[3:11:57 AM] Tam: covers you in bears
[3:12:05 AM] Tam: I think we can make this work.

[4:00:27 AM] Airra: I am bored.
[4:00:46 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: Pun battle?
[4:01:57 AM] Airra: No, I am too tired.
[4:02:12 AM] Airra: Don't feel like wheeling out a bunch of puns.
[4:02:20 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: There's nothing wrong with that.
[4:02:29 AM] *** Airra waits. ***
[4:02:35 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: Waits for?
[4:02:49 AM] Airra: Airra - Today 3:01 AM
> No, I am too tired.

Airra - Today 3:02 AM
> Don't feel like wheeling out a bunch of puns.
[4:03:21 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: Wheeling out a bunch of puns...
[4:03:42 AM] Airra: Airra - Today 3:01 AM
> tired.
[4:03:56 AM] Airra: Gosh. Start that engine already.
[4:04:04 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: I'm trying to!
[4:04:12 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: OH!
[4:04:14 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[4:05:00 AM] Airra: What? Blow a fuse?
[4:05:44 AM] Airra: The light is green. Go.
[4:05:55 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: Three minutes in and you�ve already drove these jokes into the ground.
[4:06:24 AM] Airra: They just drift to me.
[4:06:39 AM] Airra: Gonna take a brake.
[4:06:44 AM] Airra: Gotta refuel.
[4:07:29 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: I'm going to place this battle in park, I don't have time for a pun due.
[4:10:28 AM] Airra: Back.
[4:10:36 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: Oh.
[4:10:39 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: You actually left.
[4:10:41 AM] Airra: Wait wait, let's put this in reverse a moment.
[4:10:47 AM] Airra: We're done?
[4:11:14 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: I'm trying to stay neutral here, so don't ask me questions like that.
[4:11:24 AM] Airra: I was just revving up.
[4:11:48 AM] Airra: Not ready to shift gears down.
[4:12:13 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: Back it up for a second, I don't quite understand.
[4:12:50 AM] Airra: You trying to cross me or something?
[4:13:24 AM] Airra: I was just picking up speed and you had to go and blow the engine out!
[4:15:47 AM] Airra: Well, this is a sudden crash.
[4:16:00 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: Quite the wreck I'd say.
[4:16:11 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: This entire battle has gone off the rails.
[4:16:17 AM] Airra: You just took my attempt at fun and shoved it in the back seat.
[4:17:46 AM] Airra: This ain't no train stuff we're doing. Pick up the pace or I'll be going laps around you.
[4:18:39 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: You're racing towards disaster here, Airra!
[4:19:17 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: Let me drive the point home while my mind is still sober.
[4:20:58 AM] Airra: This is a one way street. There's no turning back, now!
[4:23:25 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: This battle is at an intersection, it's nearing a crossroads. These horrendous puns are really taking a toll.
[4:24:20 AM] Airra: Are you ready to yield?
[4:24:37 AM] Airra: This has to stop sometime.
[4:27:04 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: My meters still running, and the clock says it's pun time.
[4:27:08 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: Pause!
[4:27:27 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: I'm sincerely struggling to keep up.
[4:27:35 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: You're material is streets ahead of mine.
[4:28:08 AM | Edited 4:28:16 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: I'm cruising to destruction and I'm having a hard time.
[4:28:27 AM] Airra: Well I guess you've gotta hit the pavement. No point sticking around if you can't keep up.
[4:29:11 AM] Airra: Your defeat was closer than it had appeared.
[4:29:33 AM] Airra: You're not ready to make a collision with my wit.
[4:30:54 AM | Edited 4:31:03 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: My tank may nearly be empty but my mind just won't quit.
[4:31:38 AM] Airra: Take a look in the mirror. It's over.
[4:32:02 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: Your wit has hit a dead end, I'd say you need to quit.
[4:32:39 AM] Airra: I was burning rubber since the start while you were fumbling at the door. You're being delusional.
[4:33:01 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: Pun + Haiku?
[4:33:46 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: This is Escalading quickly.
[4:34:47 AM] Airra: I don't see what you mean. That's not the body of a haiku. It doesn't even have the same frame.
[4:35:38 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: My mind is growing bored. This battle is exhausting, my body is growing weak...I'm going to pack up shop soon because this battle is looking bleak.
[4:37:07 AM | Edited 4:37:17 AM] Airra: You're just spinning out recklessly .
[4:37:40 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: Your puns are an engine of destruction, don't you know? Your jokes have hit the pavement, and it's really starting to show.
[4:37:48 AM] Airra: You have barely had any traction this whole time.
[4:38:36 AM] Airra: You're using puns I already used, now. Just turn off here and take your exit.
[4:38:59 AM | Edited 4:39:18 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: Conditions have been tough, it's a long road ahead, if this battle goes on for any longer I might just go to bed.
[4:39:30 AM] Airra: You're driving a bed.
[4:39:51 AM] Airra: You see, that implies a racecar bed, which makes it funny.
[4:39:59 AM] Airra: HAHAHAHAHA
[4:40:01 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: Ha
[4:40:04 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: Hahaha
[4:40:19 AM] Airra: I win.
[4:40:30 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: Indeed.
[4:40:38 AM] The Great Archduke of the Northern Peninsula: As usual.