AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Smash Party
A bunch of Smash characters are at a party. Not just fighters; stage elements and assist trophies are there.
Jeff is speaking to Ness. Lucas is standing an awkward distance away.
Jeff: Man, this party sucks. You're the only person here I know.
Ness: Eh, it's not so bad. Some people have even worst guests.

Cut to Shulk and Riki, who are scowling at Metal Face. They're all holding drinks; Metal Face's is a huge beaker. Samus, Ridley, Dark Samus and the Metroid assist are nearby; there is also uneasy tension among them.

Ness walks up to Lyn to break the ice.
Ness: So, you're from Fire Emblem, right? You know Marth, then? The Altean Prince?
Lyn: Who? I'm from Elibe, I've never heard of "Altean".
Lyn walks away. Ness starts a conversation with Roy.

Ness: Aren't you from Elibe? You know Lyn then, right?
Roy: Who? If there was a Lyn worth knowing then dad or Lord Hector would've mentioned her.
Roy walks off.

Ness is speaking to Jeff; Ness is putting a coat on and heading to the door with Jeff.
Ness: This party DOES suck.
Behind them is a Starman saying "Hey guys long time no see how've you been" but his speechbubble is cut of by Ness's.

because cross-continuity game crossovers must make for really weird parties when you've never met half the people from 'your series'

Ducks Die Nasty:
Samus, Wario, Pikachu, and Fox battle in the Duck Hunt stage. The time runs out and Samus wipes her brow. Looks down to see all the dead ducks piled up because of their battle. Starts to cry but hides it.
FOX: "Are you alright?"
SAMUS: "Sure...snff...just seems like a lot of collateral damage to the local ecosystem."
FOX: "Yeah...kind of a waste."
Wario has broken out the grill and is plucking the ducks.
WARIO: "Not if I have anything to say about it."

Technically it's called tactics
Snake orders a supply drop nearby. It ends up hitting him on the head, knocking him out.
He gets up and has an idea. It cuts to whatever the current metal gear is, and then shows a helicopter air-lifting a huge cargo container above it.

Dirty Dancing/Debris and Defeat:
Little Mac enters a stage with Ryu and starts tripping over various items, banana peels, soccer balls, left about the arena.
MAC: "Man...all this stuff in the ring takes some getting used to, huh?"
RYU: "Could be worse."
Flashback to Ryu fighting in the streets, alleys, etc. He steps on rusted cans and used needles barefoot. And also an elephant's trunk in Dhalsim's stage.
RYU: "Trust me."

Focus Band/Band of Smother/Psychic V. Fighting/Taunt Toll/Big Headed:
Ryu fights Mewtwo and knocks him to the ground. Ryu takes the time to taunt, tightening his headband.
Mewtwo's eyes glow red and Ryu's headband keeps getting tighter till his head deforms.

Subway Out of Line/Derivative Deli/Which is 'Wich:
Pit is making sandwiches for everybody. We see him personalizing them.
PIT: "Meatballs, mustard, and tomatoes on Italian makes a Samus."
Samus graciously accepts his offering.
PIT: "Ham, lettuce, and Sriracha on a kaiser roll make a Bowser."
BOWSER: "Heh, clever."
PIT: "And for the ever picky Marth, we've got cucumber, water cress, and light mayo on pita bread."
Marth accepts the sandwich.
ROY: "How do you make a Roy?"
PIT: "I just make another Marth and squirt hot sauce on all the ingredients."
Roy looks annoyed at the jab. Takes the sandwich anyway.

For added fun, let's come up with a Sandwich for every character in Sm4sh, forumites.

He Who Smelt It

First panel would be a picture of repel with the description underneath.

Next panel would be katie reading description, followed by a panel of her shrugging, then spraying herself with it.

Final panel is her riding a pokemon through the water on a pokemon with a very distressed/disgusted face

This has to be my favorite thing that I've read from this thread



Shulk: A sandwich with one large slice of tomato, with different condiments drawing all the different Monado Art symbols
Ness: Just a Skip Sandwich. 'Nuff said.
Toon Link: Probably a PB&J, but with three different flavors of jelly to make it more fun
Snake: A few smaller sandwiches, so he can eat quietly, and stay healthy and stealthy

Double Cross Country:
Yoshi, Mario, Link, and Marth Race to the Finish. Yoshi runs across the finish line first, seemingly, but Mario was riding on his back the whole time.

Folly-cles:
Roy drops something and it rolls under the table. He ducks to grab it. Sonic enters the room with an empty jar.
SONIC: "Hey, which one of you used my hair gel? It was prescription strength."
Roy is startled and stands straight up, his hair cuts through the table.

Turtle Wax:
Mario knocks a Koopa Troopa onto his belly. The baddie has a sudden realization.
KOOPA: "Oh..."
Earlier:
Koopa Troopa gets up and prepares for the day. He finishes up by polishing his chest with wax to make it shine. We flash back to the present. The Troopa is screaming as he gets kicked across the stage.
KOOPA: "...crrrrraaaaaappppp!!!"

geez how many of these even get read... well I'm a long time reader first time writer and I figured I'd throw a few ideas out there since this place is available for it.

Fallout Books:
So in fallout you pickup a book and with one click you read it, as in you read the whole book in the time span of a menu pause and gain its benefits like a infinite words per-minute reader. So the first panels would be picking up a book, reading it, and gaining the needed lockpicking or sneak to get through an area. Then the reality panel: you find a group of thugs and you need to sneak past them but your sneak skill is too low. So you curl up next to a couple of dead bodies and broken furniture to read that chinese spec ops manual you've been dieing to thumb through one day... and it just shows the progression of time it takes to read a full book like that.

Big Boss Worst Boss:
So I don't know if she's played Metal Gear Solid 5 yet but one of the big things lately in MGS games is managing a base. Except this game takes it a step further and allows you to run around the platforms and interract with your captured comrades. But as most people do when playing the game... they like to test their weapons out... on the soldiers on the base. So it would be panels of soldiers saluting bigboss after arriving back at mother base, only to have in straight up choke hold one guy, to a suplex. Then turn around and straight up unload on another with your rubber bullet assault rifle. Then cut to the guy with a broken arm laying on the ground under him like. "Wtf boss!" and he just straight up glares him down "Learn CQC"

geez how many of these even get read... well I'm a long time reader first time writer and I figured I'd throw a few ideas out there since this place is available for it.

Fallout Books:
So in fallout you pickup a book and with one click you read it, as in you read the whole book in the time span of a menu pause and gain its benefits like a infinite words per-minute reader. So the first panels would be picking up a book, reading it, and gaining the needed lockpicking or sneak to get through an area. Then the reality panel: you find a group of thugs and you need to sneak past them but your sneak skill is too low. So you curl up next to a couple of dead bodies and broken furniture to read that chinese spec ops manual you've been dieing to thumb through one day... and it just shows the progression of time it takes to read a full book like that.

Big Boss Worst Boss:
So I don't know if she's played Metal Gear Solid 5 yet but one of the big things lately in MGS games is managing a base. Except this game takes it a step further and allows you to run around the platforms and interract with your captured comrades. But as most people do when playing the game... they like to test their weapons out... on the soldiers on the base. So it would be panels of soldiers saluting bigboss after arriving back at mother base, only to have in straight up choke hold one guy, to a suplex. Then turn around and straight up unload on another with your rubber bullet assault rifle. Then cut to the guy with a broken arm laying on the ground under him like. "Wtf boss!" and he just straight up glares him down "Learn CQC"

Courtesy Flushed:
We see an Inkling enter a public bathroom. The percentage meter changes color. Another Inkling enters and a second color is added to the meter. The meter goes back and forth for a while before they leave and a janitor enters to clean. We hear a shout.
JANITOR: "Ugh...C'MON GUYS!!! Not in here! Nobody wins here!"

Cold Open
Kazuhira "Nickname Jokes" Miller: "Alright Boss, this will be a quick mission. In and out, just like that."
Venom Snake sees the mission's opening credits and looks more and more worried with each name that appears.
Starring
The Skulls "Parasite" Unit
Skullface
Mosquito
Man On Fire's Horse
A Very Angry Bear
Venom looks exasperated as "Written and directed by Hideo Kojima" covers the screen.

Try Elemental:
STONE: "Oh, no!! Groudon, the Legendary Pokemon of Land is drying up the world!!"
Trainer Katie runs by with her team as the sunlight builds and stuff catches fire.
KATIE: "I got this!!"
Katie defeats Groudon.
Later...
STONE: "Oh, no!! Now Kyogre, the Legendary Pokemon of the sea is flooding the world!!"
Trainer Norrin surfs by with his team as things are carried away by the water.
NORRIN: "No worries, I'll get'em!!"
Norrin defeats Kyogre.
STONE: "Oh, no!! Now Kyogre and Groudon are fighting each other!! Their battle will destroy the world!!"
Norrin and Katie show up again, but then so does Rayquaza.
RAYQUAZA: "Don't worry guys, I'll handle them!!"
Rayquaza vanquishes the other two Pokemon. Katie, Norrin, and Stone cheer. Then they start bleeding slightly.
KATIE: "Does anybody else feel like the sky is getting heavier?"
Everyone's eyes explode due to increased air pressure. Rayquaza flies away sheepishly.

Cereal Stealers/Team Theme Scheme:
A trainer in green clothes is collecting his team of Staryu, Luvdisc, Lunatone, Solrock, Magnemite, and Drifblim. After placing them in their Pokeballs, Team Rocket appears and chases after him.
TRAINER: "Help!! They're after my lucky charms!!"

Immaterial/Poke Can Do Nothing:
Machamp takes on all comers in Pokken Tournament. Defeats them all easily. Holds a Championship belt over his head. And then Gengar shows up. All of his moves pass through it. He finally unleashes Fissure only for Gengar to Levitate over it. Tosses his belt down in frustration and leaves. Gengar hoists the belt over his head in victory. And then the belt falls through him.

Ash For Glass:
Trainer Katie is collecting ash for glass items and getting tired of looking for it. Looks over at a stand of trees and then over at her Fire-Type Pokemon. She points at the forest and her Fire-Type prepares a blast of fire. Katie gets tapped on the shoulder by a Pokemon Ranger. Or Smokey the Ursaring.

Soar Loser:
STONE: "Wow, that Latios/Latias seems to want our help! Let's jump aboard!!"
Trainer Katie and Stone jump on Latios/Latias's back and soar into the air with joy. Last panel shows Latios/Latias feeding them to its chicks in a nest.

Ring A Dingaling:
A mysterious ring floats before you. You can see something deep within it. Will you stick your hand deep within it? Trainer Katie sticks her arm in the vortex. Pulls out a stump.
KATIE: "There's a lesson here, somewhere."
Commands one of her Pokemon to reach into the vortex.

I don't know if Katie plays Guild Wars 2, or if this is common in other MMORPGs. But I was struck with the humor of my situation the other day as I, a lv 80 Charr, ran around foraging food, cutting down trees, and mining ore in the low-level areas, while completely ignoring the monsters attacking me because who has time for that, I have harvesting to do. I got a mental image of my Charr mining with one hand, whistling pleasantly, while stiff-arming a warg or being covered by Devourers. It would please me greatly to see this made into comic-form, and who knows, maybe I will someday. XD But it seemed to fit Awkward Zombie's MMO.

Fusion Friction/Mega Reversion/Soar Loser/The Hoenn Horror/Fusion Haha:
Trainer Katie jumps on Latios and soars upwards. Activates Mega Evolution. The two are enveloped in the same energy cocoon.
Bad Ending: A jumble of fused human limbs and Pokemon wings hits the ground near some other trainers.
KATIOS: "KILLLL MEEEE...."
Good Ending: Trainer Katie fuses with Latios and becomes a superbeing with jet propulsion.
Neutral Ending: Trainer Katie and Latios gain some of each others aesthetic features.

Mirage Menagerie:
Trainer Katie soars around on Latios until she spots a Mirage Island. Lands in front of a giant spotted egg, interrupts Link's ballad.

Escape, Nope:
A Wingull is peacefully eating berries in the tall grass when Katie wanders through causing havoc. The Wingull flies away in a huff and lands in the water. Same Wingull gets hit in the head with a fishing lure by Katie. Wingull swims further out. Nearly drowns in Katie's wake as she Surfs by on Sharpedo. Wingull gets angry and zooms upward, evolving into Pelipper and getting above the clouds. Relaxes. Gets knocked out of the air by Katie on Mega Latios.

I don't get it, what's the joke?