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 Post subject: Re: Drunk Posting
PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:11 am 
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That formula was either banned or just changed a long time ago.

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 Post subject: Re: Drunk Posting
PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2015 5:27 pm 
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yeah they recalled them back in 2011 i think and changed the formula to have no caffeine. Which is good because I used to drink two and then get kicked out of parties in salivation army drag

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 Post subject: Re: Drunk Posting
PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2015 6:06 pm 
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I could really use a drink but with the car purchase I really shouldn't be spending the cheddar right now.

Maybe I'll go with the poor man solution of rum and coke.

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 Post subject: Re: Drunk Posting
PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2015 8:01 pm 
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Pina coladas are the best, though not sure I spelled that right ^^;

Not drunk currently, but a week or so ago I had a bit of tequila mixed with apple juice. 'twas tasty.


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 Post subject: Re: Drunk Posting
PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 3:41 am 
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guys i have thoery

wha if auqabat and rabidnitnendofanby are the ssame perspn???


i mean theyr both excatly thes ame

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 Post subject: and they were all paco
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[CN] has gone so far into his madness, he begins to make sense.

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 Post subject: Re: Drunk Posting
PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 10:44 am 
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I can guarantee that I only have one account. This one. You can put your tinfoil hat soaked in alcohol down.

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 Post subject: Re: Drunk Posting
PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 11:53 am 
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CN, drunk or not, watch comments like that. Don't go comparing people on the forum to shitty garbage trolls unless you're being completely serious, and even then, do it in a pm to a mod in favor of calling someone out in a public thread like a child.

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 Post subject: Re: learned some dirty czech as well
PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 6:42 am 
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I have climbed aboard the Gin Tonic hype train. This seems to be my favourite cocktail, I usually don't like them too much because they're too sweet for me, but that's not the case here.

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I'm not drunk right now, but I'll talk about the Europarty we had Saturday.

So this dude from the Czech Republic, Jakub, who my stepdad and I used to work with, is in the area and we invited him along on our camping trip. The last time he joined us, years ago, he brought some absinthe from home and we got wrecked. I had one drink of that and had to lie down. This time he had a bottle of Slivovice, plum brandy, 90-proof. Burned a bit but it tasted really good and we polished it off quickly. Many shouts of na zdraví.

My uncle made some Red Snappers (Crown Royal/Disaronno/cranberry juice) which taste weird but it's his favorite so whatever. He gets super melodramatic when he's drunk so that was fun to deal with. We also ended up going through a bottle of Jagermeister which I don't remember, but I had several people assuring me that I was competing with Jakub to see who could down shots quicker.

I didn't do anything the next day.

Drinking with Eastern Bloc people is usually pretty crazy. Last time I did that was with some girls who had some sort of homebrewn vodka. It was strangely delicious, went down smooth but knocked you out in no time flat. (Be careful with homebrewn alcohol though kids)


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 Post subject: Re: Drunk Posting
PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:31 pm 
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If it's not the person's first batch, you're probably not going to die, but seriously, improperly handled, distilled alcohol can have crazy high methanol content (as opposed to ethyl alcohol, which is the kind you want to drink). Part of the reason I don't bother with trying to make hard liquor/distilling.
I mean, aside from it being turbo illegal, I don't have the proper equipment, and trying to make my own seems like an intro scene to a firefighter's instructional video.


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 Post subject: Re: Drunk Posting
PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 7:07 pm 
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SOMEBODY JUST TOLD ME


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 Post subject: Re: Drunk Posting
PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 4:04 am 
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Cut out the middle man and just drink pure methanol, can't be anything wrong with that.

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 Post subject: Re: Drunk Posting
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eat corn and fuck with your stomach's pH levels so it ferments in your body!


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 Post subject: Re: Drunk Posting
PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 9:12 pm 
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Lemonade + Vodka = can't taste the vodka. hallelujah.

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 Post subject: Re: Drunk Posting
PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:44 pm 
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kyle went and bought $120 worth of booze and mixing equipment to make potions for dnd tomorrow

this is not going to end well

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