AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Me too! I have no idea, but I hope this isn't biting into win rates...

Me too. I think a lot of people on my team get disconnected too, because when I looked at my gamepad when I was disconnecting, 2 other people had X's at their names. And we were just walking out of base, so I doubt they died that quickly.

Okay, new topic.
I tried Bamboozler again, and I think I found out what it does.
It's basically a Squiffer for more close-range, since it can fire off three fully charged shots in the time it takes Squiffer to charge one.
Also the range does make it a bit better at long-distance than Slosher, so it does that.
It's also amazing for covering areas in ink, almost as good as a roller but slightly under.
Splash Wall I think is supposed to deter opponents, since it's not so good at splatting.
But if you catch opponents off-guard you can get some clean KOs in a matter of seconds.

DECEPTICONS WIN

GLORY TO MEGATRON

I finally won a splatfest... ;_;

... and I was 5 points away from Champion when my internet dropped me last night and I was too busy to play today...

oh well, finally got all my 2 star gear up to 3 slots.

I FINALLY WON A SPLATFEST!!
GLORIOUS DAY!!!
Also my squiddy looks great in purple. I think that may or may not have been the key factor.

DECEPTICONS WON?? I'm kind of surprised but at the rate I was losing yesterday, I am somewhat not surprised. Not sure whether to blame it on my teams or I'd I am worse at that mode than I really think.

I think I've yet to win a single Splatfest. ;~; Man, I can't imagine how much my friend is going to rub this in my face haha..

Welp, Autobots lost, Decepticons now rule over the planet with an iron fist. Guess I'll live the rest of my life as a slave in an energon mine or something now.
Is this what you wanted, Decepticon supporters? Manual labor until you die of the energon equivalent of black lung?

No, I just look good in purple.

A friend of mine was saying that they couldn't win any games because his team was terrible it seems tthat Autobots just had the worse players join.

Because little kids like the Autobots. It's the cynical adults who are all about the bad guys. Adults are also better at games.

I thought that might be the case.. I mean I noticed that their levels were significantly lower than me, but I didn't wanna judge.

I don't like the Autobots or the Decepticons (I only liked Beast Wars; Maximals 4 Life!!), so I picked the team whose color I liked more, since during splatfests you always have ink the color of your team.

I chose purple over magenta. I guess that makes me a lord over the energon mine slaves.

Rad Splatoon shirt is rad. (Only for the next 24 hours)

I want all 3 of those.