AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Assists also count for points by the way. I can help you if you ever have trouble with a contract.

no, no no no, no, do not do this, no

when you disguise, you emit a VERY VISIBLE AND VERY OBVIOUS cloud of smoke, no matter if you're cloaked or not. in fact, if you are cloaked, it will actually show you shimmering in the cloud just to make it even more obvious.

only disguise when you're properly hidden and can't be seen by enemies. cloak AFTER you've disguised, and then uncloak when you're either hidden, or you can take the risk to get a backstab or a chain of them. disguising while cloaked just means that you're wasting cloak time.

How to spy:
1. be stabby

2. Do not not be stabby

I sold my painted Smoking Hard Counter to get the Kazotsky Kick. #IRegretNothing

also

http://steamcommunity.com/id/pikscast/i ... 3948668267

Are you sure? I thought that you only saw the smoke if you disguised before cloaking.

Like, if you disguise, then cloak, the disguise smoke stays while you begin to cloak.

But if you cloak then disguise, no smoke.

It really only applies if you're going to run into an enemy in the next 5 seconds anyways.

But not sure which way it is.

I can't remember if I posted this here or not, but here's a video of me demonstrating why I never play Sniper :^D

Well, non-piss rifle Sniper, at least.

I like powerhouse. Sure, it's a bit stalematey, but you can play it for a while. And going engineer is fun. Not just to endlessly turtle. No. First you build the turtle nest, then you place a teleporter for your team, then move the nest up once you've taken mid to the tele. Won that way. Having a constrant stream of people running at the point is helpful.

I witnessed a round of Powerhouse that went on for three hours straight once

It'd be a better map as a koth map as far as I'm concerned, the middle area is fine but as soon as you have to start pushing into the last point where the enemy team will more often than not have 5 different sentry nests it just turns into a horrible, horrible slog

I was on Powerhouse for a long time once, our team was heavily pushing the enemy team's base, like, really pushing. We bodaciously had 3 nests together in the room right before their point, but they seriously had some kind of wizardly magic to keep a defense going 24/7, after getting bored I just left.

I bodaciously just killed the entire enemy team for my demo contract

12 heads

all the engineer buffs have made it REALLY FUN to be an engineer, now that i can actually be proactive and not just sit around turtling or using minisentries

also, unlisted jag change, it always crits. every time.

someone stop me from buying hats with actual cheddar because i clearly can't stop myself

The only way to stop is to get every hat

Then you start buying skinned weapons

My luck eventually ran out after the Factory New Thunderbolt. I will never let that scattergun or stickybomb launcher go.