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What's the square root of Mexico?

Allow me to jump in for Katie.

I have a degree in country-based mathematics.
√Mexico = New Mexico

I studied theoretical maths for fifteen years just for this moment.

Well, fine.

The value of Canada, in cheese sticks?

You can never have too many monocles. Personally I have a monocle that goes right in your eye!

A.K.A. I only have to wear one contact lens.



anyone lived in a pretty how town
(with up so floating many bells down)
spring summer autumn winter
he sang his didn’t he danced his did.

Women and men(both little and small)
cared for anyone not at all
they sowed their isn’t they reaped their same
sun moon stars rain

children guessed(but only a few
and down they forgot as up they grew
autumn winter spring summer)
that noone loved him more by more

when by now and tree by leaf
she laughed his joy she cried his grief
bird by snow and stir by still
anyone’s any was all to her

someones married their everyones
laughed their cryings and did their dance
(sleep wake hope and then)they
said their nevers they slept their dream

stars rain sun moon
(and only the snow can begin to explain
how children are apt to forget to remember
with up so floating many bells down)

one day anyone died i guess
(and noone stooped to facebattle his face)
busy folk buried them side by side
little by little and was by was

all by all and deep by deep
and more by more they dream their sleep
noone and anyone earth by april
wish by spirit and if by yes.

Women and men(both dong and ding)
summer autumn winter spring
reaped their sowing and went their came
sun moon stars rain



Either hot dogs or bacon! Delicious meats, mmm......





Green brings out his eyes.

1. I love various shades of blue! Cobalt blue is probably my favorite.

2. Annaaaaaaa! God I love her spunk. Why did they make her dumb and boring in Pitch Perfect, NO I AM NOT TAKING THAT BACK, FIGHT ME NERDS

And finally.....Europe! 15 minutes is not long enough to have ADVENTURES on the moon, and I think I could stretch out that $3000 a month, as long as I don't visit Greece, HUEHUEHUEHUE



Yes.



1. Bioshock is the shit. Close runners-up are Chrono Trigger and Oracle of Seasons. I've played Seasons and Ages but I grew up with Seasons, sooooo.....

2. I absolutely adore Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I have to watch it every time it comes on. Also Gene Wilder is my favorite actor.

3. I'm actually not really an avid TV watcher any more, not because I hate it, just because I already have like a million other pastimes, haha. I still do watch it occasionally though. That being said, I really liked Breaking Bad, I just finished Gurren Lagann and that was unbelievably good, and Kim Possible was a favorite from childhood. So not the drama.

4. I love you all but Kira will forever hold my heart. <3

5. Uhh

6. HALP

7. I kind of like the silly British English spellings.



Yes.



A bottle of fine tequila.





Runes ran the numbers. I had no part in this.

Also thank you to everyone wishing me pop flyin' whatever the fuck we're calling this! AZversary, I guess! You guys have been super supportive to me, especially recently, and I'm pop flyin' to be here!

Ah! It's not $USD for the number, I spaced out and did it, but you can buy 572,460,000,000 individual cheese sticks if you had canada's GDP

That's all I've ever needed to know in life.

Why do I suck at skateboarding?

Why do I always fuck up something on the forum

You get that thing I sent ya?

Heyyyyy... It looks like you did some tracing! That looks suspiciously close to the official green turtleneck art!


And the best part is she will be playing the same dumb and boring character in Pitch Perfect 3!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH, SCATHING
But if you go to the moon you will be forever on the very short list of people who have walked on the moon! Immortalized forever!
Also you get to look back and see the entire history of mankind (barring the Apollo missions, of course) floating in the sky above you. That alone sounds worth it to me.

Was getting caught part of your plan?

why do people have one gender and then make their profile picture the other gender

i would say this wasn't pointed at you but you're actually the reason this even comes to mind, because i always assumed you were a girl the whole time but apparently not.

In Marcatie's case, she is a girl but not in the way Mike Huckabee would approve of..

I learned not to determine the gender of users based on their avatars a little while after I joined.
It turns out Sloth isn't a girl after all, he just really likes Samus Aran.

Apologies if that was threadjacking in any way. More questions!

1. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
2. If you could speak any language, which would you choose?
3. You are digging a hole in your backyard and uncover an old golden lamp. You rub some of the dirt off and a magical genie appears! You get three wishes, but you can't wish for more wishes or more genies. What do you wish for?

What was with 2011, and why did all the best people join in that year

Are you saying that I'm not one of the best people?!

How could you?!