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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:34 pm 
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WAS IT THE SAME CAT??!!

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If you want him, come and claim him.

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Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh sooouullllll!

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Location: Right behind you....
-"Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?"

-"Did god paint you?"
"Did Ali paint me? (laughing) yes."
"Why?"
"Because Ali likes varity."

-"Wait if your here, who driving?"
"You are..."

-"I can't see them, they can't see me."
"Caboose you're staring at a rock..."

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Daggered-Thief wrote:
-"Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?"

-"Did god paint you?"
"Did Ali paint me? (laughing) yes."
"Why?"
"Because Ali likes varity."

-"Wait if your here, who driving?"
"You are..."

-"I can't see them, they can't see me."
"Caboose you're staring at a rock..."

I have no idea where any of those are from...

One I've recently adopted: "I'll fong the lot of you!"

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in order

Star wars
Robin hood price of thieves
Air Gear
Red vs Blue

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They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! oh my Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd"

(It's in "The Worst Movies Ever": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j3DQsbeXjI)

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Okay, I believe you, but my Tommy gun don't! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!






Keep the change, you filthy animal.

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-He's dead. I'm crippled. You're lost. Do you suppose it's always like that? I mean war.



-You know those five thousand ships you say the Allies haven't got? Well, they've got them!

And just where, my dear Pluskat, are those ships?

They're coming right at me!




-I don't have to tell you the story. You all know it. Only two kinds of people are gonna stay on this beach: those that are already dead and those that are gonna die. Now get off your butts. You guys are the Fighting 29th.

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"What does 'RIP' mean?"
"It stands for Really Idiotic Party."

"Popeye's Chicken is fuckin' awesome!"

"Dude, there's these two filthy pussies just ACHING to get boned by us-- Uh, I mean, there are these two very lovely young pussies who would like to have a chat with you and I."

"Hang on, I forgot to put in the crystals..."

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
"Hang on, I forgot to put in the crystals..."


Is it sad that I know where that quote's from?

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TorterraRox wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
"Hang on, I forgot to put in the crystals..."


Is it sad that I know where that quote's from?
I think everyone knows where that's from, so no.

"TINA, COME GET SOME HAM!"

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"Aye, he has a heed like Sputnik he does!"

Or something like that.

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Uuuuuhhhhhhhmmmmmm....

'What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.'

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Ze Blaffle! wrote:
"Aye, he has a heed like Sputnik he does!"

Or something like that.


I could swear I heard that recently, but I can't for the life of me remember where.

But anyway, your balls are showing. Bumblebee Tuna.

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