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I like Kratos <3

XDD

Wow. That sounds really lame.


And to the person who says Kratos pisses him off - thats kinda to be expected when the character is deeper than the one note stereotypes you're used to.

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yeah, i understand he's deep- that don't mean he's likeable. His character annoys the shit outta me. Sure, he kicks booty, but he's a piece of shit, to be honest.

Kratos was deep?

Compared to what? Mario? Pacman?

Compared to nearly any character in gaming. When a man has done these acts he can never live with, he must choose to either fight for redemption, or abandon his humanity. Even as a mercenary for the gods, Kratos was showing his utter disdain for humanity as his own method of self blame, and his guilt in turn fueled his own rage against his opponents.

Look, read this:

http://www.gamesradar.com/f/mature-game ... 766003/p-2

I just thought he liked killing historical figures in mythology..

Who plays God of War for how deep kratos is? I just play it to kill a medusa and use her head to freeze a siren in stone and smash it to bits.

Which probably cant actually be done in the game but I digress.

No, it can be done. Matter of fact, thats how I ussually deal with them. It's ussuallly easier than having to snap their necks after throwing them in the air and pulling them back down by throwing my blades into their stomachs. However, just because something is fun, doesn't mean it can't be meaningul and well written as well. Thats something I wish everyone in the industry would learn, particularly the man who keeps saying that stories should be ignored, or should be as shallow as possible, involving only cake.

Really? You think Kratos Aurion was lame, AND you think Portal was shallow?

Your opinion has been invalidated forever.

Woah woah woah. BACK THE FUCK UP. Did you just bash Portal?

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Look, bash Portal if you want. Maybe you hated the portal gun gimmick or you think the level design was bad. But you can't say it had a bad plot! That was why it was so great! If it weren't for the writing and story, nobody would even care about Portal in the slightest.

... I feel really bad for contributing to this off-topic debate.

Woah woah woah woah woah, back up there kiddies. Wrong usage of cake.

I was referring to Shigeru Miyamoto, who said that Mario games should never be deeper than "Peach was abducted through her longing for cake. Guess who needs to save her again, as clearly he has no other existence apart from this"

I can see where you might have got confused, but at the same time, think about it. You'd be hard pressed to find someone who said that Portal's plot was entirely about cake.