AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I will become a master brewer of wines and liqueurs while running my own multi-cultural cuisine restaurant, in between writing books, teaching grade schoolers how to music, and driving a firetruck, and lifting small children, painting on EVERYTHING, and....

The teaching music is the only legit career part of that. Everything else is a hobby.

My mum once said, "Its only a hobby if you don't get paid!" and thats why her hobby is her job

I went to a tech-pre-collage-high school thing and it's looking pretty interesting. Cant enroll till next summer but it seems like something I should look into.

Basically its classes in your high school summer that you can take to improve your chances of college or a job. The graphic design dude I talked to seemed nice and it may be something I want to do. Its still up in the air at this point though, what do you guys think?

Pro tips: it's almost IMPOSSIBLE to get denied by a community college. Do that first. Get in your first 2 years for a fraction of what it would cost to go full 4 at a university. It's the difference between paying $250 a credit hour for that bullshit two semesters of American History and English and paying $750 a credit hour for those bullshit two semesters of American History and English. I'm pretty sure EVERY SINGLE FOUR YEAR DEGREE requires more basic education stuff like History and English and Art and Psych and other boring things unrelated to most peoples desired fields. Do them cheap. Trust me.

Also if your high school classes give you college credits, then that's EXCELLENT GET IN THAT. It means you get your Associate's from the 2-year that much faster, saving even more cheddar.

But it does sound awesome! You should do it!

Holy shit. My current semester cost me $160 and it has 21 credits. I think the most it ever cost me was maybe $180 for 31 credits.
~social democracy~

my new dream is to become an opossom

Right now my plans are as follows:

Visit Ohio on the 6th to see The Big Cheese and hash out THE MASTER PLAN with him. Also cuddles and maybe building a fort

Continue with my next year of para-educator work with my brother and the other SPED kids at the school I work for

Save a LOT OF cheddar........

And, if all goes according to plan, move out to Ohio and get a place with Dark this time next summer. Then, adopt 1000000 fish.

That is a lot of fish. What are you gonna do with them? O_o

If I had my way I'd have a S.O. and a job with the state by now instead of retail. By now I'm pretty sure I can only do the latter though.

Keep them. I studied biology in college and I'm a small-time aquarium hobbyist. Keeping fish so that they're really healthy and pop flyin' is a lot of work, but I enjoy it. My brother has two goldfish and a ryukin that I've been helping him raise, and they've gone from about 1 inch each to nearly 4 inches each in the last half year, and my own two goldfish and female betta are doing wonderfully. They share a large tank, and now they swim together, and all crowd to the glass when they see me walking by. Even the little betta is no longer nervous at all, and all of them get along very well. Also, my brother's Ryukin will eat out of your hand. The only problem is that like a lot of large-bodied fish, he has problems with bloat, so I have to supplement his diet with thawed peas and change his water frequently.

Well currently I say that I'd like to get something in Engineering or Astronomy or both. Get a degree. Do something. I always feel stressed about it though. Like, if I don't become the next super genius that saves the world it'll be my fault and if I spend more time studying now instead of fucking around I could do it otherwise I can't. But yes, aim to get a college degree in something like that than ideally do a big science thing but I don't know.

1.) bees

2.) finish my certificate and associates in networking hardware

3.) get cool job

4.) get place with wrybread

5.) get fit eat big

WHO KNOWS WHAT ORDER THESE THINGS HAPEN

How do you bees?

I know Airigh is hoping to be able to be a beekeeper as well, hopefully that will turn out alright and not in stings.

My German teacher was a beekeeper. He brought some bees to school in a container once. It was the coolest and most terrifying days ever.