AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I went back to the pokemon center because ZigDog was really low on health. And SmallBite had no PP left for Tackle.

So I decided to update today, and, big surprise, we're in a forest.


By a bunch, do you mean halfway through the battle, you're going to stop at a PC, or just one?


I've already battled someone like you. Get original.


Oh, a wurmple.

BITES TO THE BODY.


Let's see how this bird does.


Yeahhhh, my hopes aren't too high.


Whoa, now that's not too bad!


YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF WURMPLE.


AFTER MORE BITES TO THE BODY, IT'S TIME FOR FACE SUCKING ACTION. EVEN THOUGH ABSORB IS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE.


BY THAT, I MEAN IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER.


You had four wurmples, get a life.

...Says the man with the life sucking gecko.


Love child of the Demoman and Wurmple.
OH GOD, HORRIBLE IMAGE HORRIBLE IMAGE.


CYCLOPS, THAT'S WHAT I'LL NAME IT. AND IT'LL BE STUFFED IN MY PC FOREVER. BWAHAHAAH.


It's something that heals paralysis.
In the middle of a forest.
DEAR GOD, IS THERE A PIKACHU NEAR?


Alright, I no longer hate Wingulls. THESE are my hatred now.


Poison sting my booty!
...I DIDN'T MEAN IT!


I believe I have found the plot.


Check world 1-1.


OH GOD, NO MORE OF THAT. THE DEMOMANXWURMPLE JOKE WAS DISTURBING ENOUGH.


And then the prison escapee shows up. I think he's the leader of the breakouts.


Huh? What the hell are you rambling about?


You're threatening him for PIECES OF PAPER?!
And I thought team galactic was stupid.


HEY, DON'T GET BEHIND ME, FIGHT HIM LIKE A MAN.


GO TO PROF BITCH, HE'LL GIVE YOU A FUCKING POKEMON.


N-n-no! I swear! Please don't use your gun on me! I'll give you all my cash! I swear!


H-h-here's m-my m-m-m-cheddar. Take it and g-go...


Oh just a battle.

Wait a minute, grunt? THESE are what the grunts look like?!
What gym do you go to?


OH FUCK IT'S LEVEL CIRNO.
Oh, level Cirno.
I HAVE THE ADVANTAGE HERE.


I KNEW HE WAS CIRNO.
He kept using roar.


No, you kept using roar.


I wasn't meddling. You just came in, he ran behind me, then you challenged ME for some reason! What the hell is wrong with you?! Even the Galactic grunts are smarter than you!


...What?


Something tells me the plot is going to lead me there.


You're just like Prof. Bitch. BLIND AND DEAF. HE JUST USED ROAR 4 TIMES.


*insert cock joke*


...What again.


HAY GAIZ, I BROUGHT THE WEAKEST TYPE OF POKEMON TO SKOOL I'M SO KOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It looks like the love chi-
NO.


NO FAIR, THAT'S TREEHUGGER'S JOB YOU BITCH!


TREEHUGGER, TEACH THIS SAP WHAT REAL FACE SUCKING ACTION IS.


YUSHHSUY.

Now to GTFOOH


Now that I got the fuck out of there (SEE GTFOOH, Get The Fuck Out Of Here) I save and exit.

Next time, I go to a school, meet people, and (possibly) challenge the gym leader.

You... really need to stop referencing Team Galactic, considering they don't exist yet!



I could've sworn I already made that point.

Actually, I believe all the pokemon games happened approx. the same time.

Nopers. Gen1 and Gen3 happened about the same time, which is three years before Gen2 and Gen4, which happened about the same time.
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/ ... emon_world

I'd be rather inclined to think that the LetsPlayer of this thread cares, considering it affects the game that he's playing.

Is he going to continue it? its been about 13 days and he hasn't written anything.

Did we uhh...

Can we catch a Magnemite yet?

Nope :awesome:

:awesome:


I was just wondering why you haven't sheesh. I'm in a crappy mood right now too. And also if no one noticed I hid a Deathnote reference in there.

I just started school back. Give me a break. I've been doing homework for the past week or so. Not fun. Tomorrow is Saturday. I'll update then.

(I'm probably going to have to update weekly on Saturdays, considering school and whatnot.)

OH EM GEE DOUBLE YOO TEE EFF AN UPDATE?

Yes. I MIGHT update Wednesdays. (As a matter of fact, I WAS going to update Wednesday, but LIFE got in the way. And by that, I mean homework.) And will TRY to update at least TWICE on weekends.


It feels...so long. It's FRIGHTENING.


Oh god, what the hell is this.


OH GOD, GET AWAY FROM ME. I AM NOT GOING TO LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT.


SEE? NOW YOUR RETARDEDNESS HAS INFECTED TREEHUGGER. HE'S GOING TO BECOME A TANK NOW. GOOD JOB BITCH!


Move - Bullet Seed: Has 10 power and can hit up to five times, for a maximum power of 50, or a maximum power of 75 if critical, and that's if you get LUCKY.


Then I raise you five dollars.


Too easy.


Why the hell does EVERYONE THAT IS NOT ME have a full restore? I am practically the protagonist here. MY NAME IS AAAAAAAA AND I DESERVE HEALING ITEMS.


"SMALLBITE's attack missed!"
I hate the pokemon games sometimes.


Y'know what?
RICH KIDS SUCK.


Team:
Dead Dog
Overpowered Face Sucker
Underpowered Worm
Underpowered Clone
Weak Dog
Useless Bird

Lovely.


NOW WITH 50% MORE FACE SUCKING ACTION.


Pokecenters? I don't need no daisies pokecenters!


Oh why THANK YOU ZigDog clone, I can't even get Super Potions at this point in the game.


WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR CLONE?


Swim? Eat? Make out?


Getting right back to the basics! It's episode 1 again!


Foe LOTAD, ha.


OBTAINED THAT MOVE I SHALL USE ALWAYS AND CHERISH FOREVER.


You distract her, I'll grab her wallet.


On second thought, kill every one of those bitches you see.


LEAF. (Died.)


TreeHugger now has a full arsenal. FEAR MY GECKO OF DESTRUCTION.


Today's letsplay episode is brought to you by the phrase, "Foe LOTAD ha LEAF Foe."


Trainer AAAAAA used a CHAINSAW to CUT the tree down!


Summary of what just happened, twins, double battle, beating.
WHY TREEHUGGER? WHY NOT THE CLONE?


Potions are no longer needed.


I was REALLY REALLY REALLY desperate, ok?


OH GOD, PLEASE DON'T USE YOUR--


Magikarp? Whew! I thought I was worried!


Thanks for the health, old timer!


"Yes."
ARE YOU SHURRRRRRRRRR?

Umm... if it was a crit, it'd either have a combined power of 50 (on the basis that critical hit modifies damage done, not power) or it'd have a power of 100 (critical hits do double damage, not 1.5x damage).

And if you did count double damaging as double power, then I think it'd be only fair to include the other modifications too. In which case... it could have a total power of 21600, if my calculations are correct.

Today, I felt like playing Pokemon Platinum on a new ROM I got for it. Unfortunately, we still have a problem.