AWKWARD ZOMBIE

is it the quarterback

is it

eeeeevery boooooy

I'm actually a straight male, haha.

I've got a date with a girl I fancy tomorrow

sure am glad I'm not superstitious

Bf might be moving back to the States sooner than anticipated. He was going to wait until June, but it might end up being in 2-3 weeks. Regardless when, he's coming back and I am so excited!!

That's no excuse, not if youre cool!

besides, so's the quarterback. You already have so much in common.

Attempt 1: Nearly succeed, ends up dating one of my best friends. (Long Distance)

Attempt 2: Very monotone in behavior, I still think she's awesome but I don't think it'd work out. (Long Distance)

Attempt 3: At first hit it off, then find out she's creepy as hell and 15% sure it's some dude trolling me. (Long Distance)

Attempt 4: Doesn't want to even bother with a relationship with anyone.(Which I respect.) (Close Distance)

Attempt 5: Turns out she had a secret relationship with someone. (Close Distance)

Attempt 6: Fuck this, pass me the Ice Cream, 30 year old virginhood here I come! (Fuck this)

Where do you find these people?

Well, first two were on a Starbound RP server, 3rd was in a TF2 server, 4th is a friend in school, 5th is a workmate.

my mom tried to call me a slut today :/ i've only ever slept with one guy and now i have a new boyfriend who's coming up to visit me and that's what started it

almost told her to fuck off and my worth doesn't have anything to do with how many people i've had sex with but i chickened out

has anyone else had to deal with this?

>Cute girl at work
>Avoid eye contact to maintain professionalism

I have actually. My parents have called me a slut straight up because I only have guy friends, and what else would they want to be around me for amirite? (Although it's really dumb for them to call me a slut considering I'm still a virgin, but I digress.) Really though, you're right. Your self worth doesn't have anything to do with how many people you've had sex with! It is comprised of how you live your life and handle situations being dealt to you. That being said, I don't think telling your mom to fuck off would be a very good thing to do, purely cause it'll just make her be more angry at you. But telling her that your self worth isn't about how many people you've had sex with seems like a good thing to do, if you do it in a controlled tone.

Your parents are kind of mental. Any normal parents would hold you up as a good daughter.

Me? Well, I guess. From some points I'm pretty good. Though I sometimes understand why they get mad at me. Haha, there's more to me than what I post, and generally I try and make myself in a good light. I've yelled at them a few times, am pretty messy person, am always on the computer, lied to them a lot about going out with friends (they don't know I've lied most of the times though), and my grades back in high school were less than average. Idk, I think they just see things differently, have a very harsh view of some things, and care too much to the point that they're over protective in the worst ways.

They also don't like that I'm with Noff, but they're kind of crazy in their opinions on that too. It's just because he doesn't have a college degree and isn't planning on it too. But I think it's mostly fueled by their fear of me having a hard life, because they came all the way from Philippines and worked their asses off so we could be well off now.

my new boyfriend left yesterday after visiting me for a week and today he broke up with me

he said he was lying everytime when he said he loved me because he wanted to fall in love with me so bad because i was a great friend or something and that he felt we didn't click in person

funny that he only said this after i spent the week in a hotel room with him and i spent so much cheddar on him lmao