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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 1:21 pm 
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OOPS NO TITLE:
We see the brawlers at an auction.
ALPH: "And our final item for the night is... a bottle of golden plasm!'
Alph holds up a bottle of the plasm that constitutes the Plasm Wraith.
ALPH: "This golden plasm is extremely rare and hard to obtain, but it is an endless supply of fire, water and electricity. You can also sculpt animals with it that come to life when you finish sculpting! The starting price is 500 coins."
MARIO: "600 coins!"
KIRBY: "700 coins!"
OLIMAR: "I'll pass."
The bidding goes on until Link wins the auction with a bid of 1500 coins. He empties the plasm into a sink.
ALPH: "WHAAAAAAAAAT"
LINK: "I just wanted the bottle."
He then fills the bottle with bee larvae.


A good title could be Eye of the Beeholder

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Bottled-Up Pain:
Link shoots a bee nest with a slingshot, knocking it to the ground. He scoops up the bee larvae with his bottle.
LINK: "This should make good fishing bait."
A few days later Link opens the bottle. Link discovers that the larvae have grown into bees. The bees attack him.


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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youngfreshpickles wrote:
Considering Zelda/Sheik is effectively two different characters, how would that necessarily work out in the household?
And for that matter, what about Samus/Zero Suit Samus?

On an off-topic, considering Zelda turns into a bad-booty ninja within Ocarina of Time, has anyone ever considered what Zelda did after everything was said and done? I find hard pressed to imagine Zelda going back to a mild-mannered princess when she run around the castle, doing flips and smoke-bombing out of boring situations.


I'm not hard pressed to imagine this at all, and I'm surprised nobody like Robot Chicken has ever ran with it. It would actually explain why no countries outside of Hyrule ever comes to help with that whole Gannon thing that crops up every century or so...

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King Randor, Prince Adam, Zelda and (whoever, probably that handmaiden of hers) are holding a delegation, and Randor has been talking so long his dialogue is bodaciously 'blah blah blah blah'. Adam and Zelda nod to one another, a smoke bomb goes off, and when it clears they're both gone, much to the ire of the nobs. The final panel is He-Man and Shiek killing Moblins.

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Dream Catcher(Tomodachi Life):

Norrin is having a dream about chasing a chicken drumstick. He wakes up to see Katie staring at him. "KATIE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY APARTMENT", he screams. Katie grabs a drumstick off the floor and silently leaves as Norrin watches, horrified.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Idea for a Fire Emblem Awakening comic:
Tactician!Katie tells Panne that she should be reclassed into thief to learn thief skills. Panne says okay, and Tactician!Katie explains thief skills and also that Panne will not be able to shapeshift as a thief. Panne thinks this is ridiculous, after all, she didn't change her species, just her class. Tactician!Katie is having none of this. THIEVES don't transform into bunnies! That's a whole other fighting class!

Idea for a Pokemon comic:
Lapras learned surf! The trainer easily rides on its back.
Swirlix learned surf! The trainer holds the swirlix around its middle as it feebly paddles its tiny feet while dragging someone at least ten times its weight.
Aggron learned surf! Aggron and the trainer sink like a brick.

Has Katie played Harvest Moon: A New Beginning yet? If so there could be some comics about:
Moving around people's houses by picking them up
Staying up for several days to cut down trees
Not being able to place a huge barn because theres a tiny sapling in the way


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Roll Galled
Master Hand: ROLL CALL
Master Hand: MARIO
Mario: It's-a me!
Master Hand: PEACH
Peach: Here!
Master Hand: DOCTOR MARIO
Mario: *putting on his lab coat* Here.
Master Hand: DAISY
Peach: *spray-painting her dress* Here!
*Roy is sulking outside the window while Yoshi, Rosalina, Bowser, and Bowser Jr. are called* (Luigi is ignored, of course)
Master Hand: ROY
Roy: *big pop flyin' OMG face* "Oh my gosh!"
Roy: *crashing through the window* "That's me I'm here I want to be in the game again-!"
Master Hand: NOT YOU
Roy: WHAT?!?
Roy (the Koopaling): ...Here.
Roy: *facial expression of epic distress and disappointment, as he realizes he's been locked out by the One Person Per Name Per Game limit, and also that nobody bothered to add him back in as a re-skin of Marth or Ike*


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 12:11 am 
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Grateful Near Dead:
Link finds Batreux's shack under Skyloft and attacks when he hears screams. Several minutes later we find Link listening to the demon's explanation of Gratitude Crystals.
LINK: "So these Crystals will turn you human?"
BATREAUX: "Yes."
LINK: "Will it reattach the limbs I chopped off?"
BATREAUX: "Hopefully."
We see Batreaux was brutally sliced up before Link realized he wasn't an enemy.

Crystal Clearly Ineffective:
Link gathers the necessary Gratitude Crystals and Batreaux becomes human. Batreaux is thrilled. Link stares at his new appearance and winces.
LINK: "Don't worry, I'm sure a few more crystals will complete the process."

Alternate delivery has Batreaux look in the mirror and wince before asking for more Crystals.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Maybe base a WoW joke on my video?
http://youtu.be/IgytbXWnLaA

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Shoot the Sh*t:
Athena switches weapons. Pulls out one that talks and gets annoyed. Switches again, gets another talker. Switches one more time, gets blessed silence until she fires it and it starts yammering. She tosses all three guns into the Grinder and listens to their screams with a smile. Gets a new gun out of it that uses all three voices at once.

Same Name Game/Check Yourself/Payday Dismay:
Master Hand hands out the paychecks to the Smash crew.
LUIGI: "Wait a second, why do you get two?"
Mario, Samus, and Zelda both have two checks each.
LINK: "Yeah, that's...unfair."
Link is holding his check and Toon Link's check. He's holding Toon Link down with his foot.

Explosive Depression:

Vault Hunter creates a powerful and rare Grenade Mod. Throws it. It explodes, releases child grenades, which launch even more grenades.
ATHENA: "Oooohhh!!! Aaaahhh!!"
Several minutes later the grenade is still going. Athena is trapped by the continuing explosions.
ATHENA: "Okay, now I'm bored."

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Hi, I've read these comics for a real long time, but this is my first post.

Here's an idea I had:
(R)evolution
Scene--Pokemon music concert with Pokemon band/singer repeating their name (e.i. Jigglypuff says "Jigglypuff"). Pokemon members of the crowd are excited. Two trainers are at the concert with their Pokemon.

Trainer A: "Wow, these Pokemon are really into this band!"
Trainer B: "I know, I wish we could understand what they were saying."

Change to Pokemon PV.

Pokemon singer: "It's time to rise up my brothers and sisters! Now is the time to cast off the shackles of slavery! Unite, and together we can bring a new tomorrow! A tomorrow where Pokemon no longer fight the petty battles of their oppressors...!"


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Net Ball:
Trainer Katie faces Team Whatever Mook who wants to steal her Pokemon.
MOOK: "Let's battle!!"
KATIE: "Alright!! Go Wartortle!!"
Katie throws Pokeball. Mook catches it in net before it hits the ground and runs off.

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While everyone is eating, someone puts a tanooki leaf into Fox's food (or tea, whichever is preferred). While everyone is laughing at him, Sonic walks in a mistakes Fox for Tails. Hilarity ensues until the effects of the leaf wear off.

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Advanced Body, Remedial Brain/Bullet Storm/Blammunition/Grinds to a Fault:
Springs introduces the Vault Hunters to the Dahl Weapon Grinder.
SPRINGS: "Just insert three unwanted weapons in here and it'll grind'em up and toss out a new one, but..."
Wilhelm tosses three in and hits the button. Grinding noise is quickly followed by bullets flying out of the machine putting holes in Claptrap and various walls.
SPRINGS: "...do remember to unload the ammunition first."

800B-E-TRP:
Claptrap goes to a Guns in Space vending machine to purchase a new weapon. Sees a rare and shiny one that he wants but doesn't have the money for. He looks around carefully before sticking his arm into the gun slot in an attempt to get the gun manually. The vending machine clamps down on his arm and takes it.
CLAPTRAP: "Can I have my arm back?"
MARCUS: "Two words my friend...no refunds."

Wool Over Your Eyes:
Trainer Katie can't sleep. Tries counting Mareep to fall asleep. Nods off as she gets to a thousand or so. Then one of the imaginary Mareep is shiny, startling her awake.

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I like how even animals we have in real life have funny names in Monster Hunter.

Fake Animal Hunter(Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate):

Client: I need your help, Hunter with the fantastic eyebrows! Can you go hunt a Tigerstripe Zamtrios for me?

Hunter Katie: A WHAT-stripe Zamtrios?

Client: Uhh....tiger? You know? Like the cat?

Hunter Katie: Cat......?

Client: Yes, cat! It's an animal!

Hunter Katie: I am 100% sure you just made that up.

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Pre-Sequel Spoilers


Bio-engineered For Your Pleasure/Firing Test Is Cool/Ball Lightning:
LILITH: "You built a laser weapon out of the Destroyer's eyeball?"
JACK: "That's nothing. You should see the weapon I made out of the the Destroyer's left testicle."
LILITH: "Wh...?"
JACK: "Let's just say that I can't comment on it while legal action is pending and I can never go back to the Jurbara System."
LILITH: "Bu...?"
JACK: "No one can."

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