AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Take some MEAT with you. It might serve as a distraction if you encounter the Doctor again.

That's somewhat archaic. I often hear the term applied to males too with increasing frequency over the years. Or hell, even used for anal sex. Or hell, even for something like drinking alcohol.

Nowadays, it has became an idiom that describes doing something for the first time.

You don't have any glue. Staple it instead.

Beat the meat.

You suddenly have the urge to take someone's virginity. It's probably because of all the stress you've been through, and the fact you are probably going to die soon, especially since you just walked right on to your enemies jet-type-thing for no real reason. However, you are probably the only human on this thing. You guess you could try sticking your manly parts into that frozen meat, but that would just be weird.



You jab the meat with your POISON BROOM JAVELIN to poison it. Because, you know, rat poison is definitely strong enough to kill a tyrannosaurus rex. You decide to also toss SCRAMBOLINI'S clothing in there. Clothing generally tastes pretty bad.



You acquire the FROZEN MEAT and shove it in your inventory.




You attempt to stable the FROZEN MEAT to your face, despite the fact that stapling something to your face sounds extremely painful and irritating. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you lo0ok at it), the meat is too thick to properly stable to your face.



You take your PIPE and give the meat a good whippin'! That'll teach it to do... whatever it is... it.. did...



There is no door, but there is that elevator. You head in it and take it up. It doesn't go up very far. the next "floor" is a long/thin looking hallway. It goes for quite a while. There are several doors to each side, and all the way at the other side is a door and another elevator.

INVENTORY:
ANTI-AIR MISSILE LAUNCHER, BLOODIED LINT, BUSINESS CARD, DICTIONARY, INFINITY REVOLVER, MOP, PIPE, PLANT, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET, STAPLER, VARIOUS SNACKS (Eight)

EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES, WORN-OUT PENNY

Stab the meat with the poison broom javelin. Poison the meat.

So if he kills you, he'll still get a nasty dose of the runs anyway.

Look up the entry for 'Ensilage' in the DICTIONARY.

After that, change the words in the DICTIONARY to blasphemies.

Read the entire dictionary. Use it to level up.

Knowledge is power, after all.

And realize that you still haven't found an ENCYCLOPEDIA to replace said DICTIONARY...Of course, you'll only find one volume of it, but that's better than nothing.

You already did this, but you guess there's no harm in doing it again. You still don't think rat poison is going to do much about a dinosaur, though.



You look up "Ensilage" in the DICTIONARY. Your sure the information will be incredibly useful if you ever find yourself on a farm. However, in your current situation, it does little more than waste your time.



You would, but you lack any writing or erasing utensils. You decide to, instead, just sort of imagine the words are different. It isn't nearly as hilarious, but it will have to do.



You begin to read the entire dictionary. You make it a few pages, but you soon stop on account of the fact that reading a dictionary is freaking boring!



You realize you still have to upgrade your DICTIONARY into an ENCYCLOPEDIA. Unfortunately, you have no idea where to find one. The Doctor probably reads a lot of books, but you doubt he would bring any onto his flying battleship.

Suddenly, you begin hearing explosions and other various destructive noises coming from below. You're not quite sure what's going on out there, but you are sure it isn't anything good.


INVENTORY:
ANTI-AIR MISSILE LAUNCHER, BLOODIED LINT, BUSINESS CARD, DICTIONARY, INFINITY REVOLVER, MOP, PIPE, PLANT, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET, STAPLER, VARIOUS SNACKS (6)

EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES, WORN-OUT PENNY

Edit: Just noticed I've had the wrong amount of snacks the last few pages. Sorry.

Use the POISONED BROOM JAVELIN to poke a hole in the floor and see what's going on down there.

I am in congruence with the direction of this situation!
I feel obligued to add that I considerate the Imagination of our audacious malefactor to be virtuous and engrossing!
Resuming the subject of this scenario, I advice to search for a way to get a level below your position, because not the rigidest of the lances or the most accented emphasis on using it will suffice to pierce the floor of a flying entity buff enough to penetrate the ceiling of a building with most ease!

Try to get Tyranibocular's attention.

Start dancing Thriller, manipulate the frozen meat to be your zombie dance partners.