AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Check the DICTIONARY to see if it tells you how to do amateur surgery or something along those lines...

You check the dictionary to see if it tells you how to do advanced medical procedures. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't.

How surprising.



You eat three of your snacks to recover a total of 450 hp. You head over to the ramp/entrance thingy and board the HUUUUUUGE jet. As soon as you walk in, the ramp closes up again, and you can hear the engines roar as the jet-thingy hovers off the ground into the sky. Looks like there's no turning back now. Based on the enormous smashing sounds, you guess that The Doctor didn't bother to building a door in the ceiling. Or think it was necessary.

This appears to be the cargo room. There aren't many boxes, but there are several large ones. Straight ahead is a lift, which will presumably take you closer to where The Doctor waits. Well, actually, he probably isn't waiting. In fact, you're pretty sure he thinks you're dead. You probably didn't even have to board this thing and could have just left the building.

You blame your lack of straight thinking on the headache, which, by the way, is still bothering you enormously.

Search the boxes for something useful.

Although the way this adventure is going you'll probably end up with a lifetime supply of inedible Cheetos.

Begin 10-15 hours of generic FPS action

Kill a henchman somewhere on the 5 hour mark

Look for IBUPROFEN. Then pop some pills.

After that, pop some cherries

I second this motion.

Foo, you always have the best ideas.

Scream, even though noone will hear it.

Find a large red button labeled Self Destruct.

Press it.

You smash open one of the crates Inside is an incredibly large supply of raw, frozen meat.

You guess that The Doctor is planning on staying in this thing for a while, based on the gigantic amount of meat in these crates.



You are a daring thief, your only non-makeshift weapon is a revolver that has infinite ammo, and your enemy is a evil genius who also happens to be a dinosaur.

You are pretty sure that's about as far from "generic" as you can get.



You search all over the room for some Ibuprofen to help your enormous head-ache. Unfortunately, you can't find any. There really isn't any reason for a dinosaur to have any of that stuff, so you suppose it makes sense.

Your head still hurts like hell, though.



You yell at the top of your lungs. The sound is mostly drowned out by the sound of the engines, but you feel a little less stressed out now.



Even on the off chance that Dr. Tyranibocular is idiotic enough to install a clearly labeled self-destruct button into his ship, there is no way it's going to be in the cargo area. That would be just plain stupid.

INVENTORY:
ANTI-AIR MISSILE LAUNCHER, BLOODIED LINT, BUSINESS CARD, DICTIONARY, INFINITY REVOLVER, MOP, PIPE, PLANT, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S CLOTHING, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET, STAPLER, VARIOUS SNACKS (Eight)

EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES, WORN-OUT PENNY

(I'm sorry I ignored the "pop some cherries" command, but I had to due to the fact I didn't exactly know what it meant...)

Search for a door/get to the door

It's a euphemism for taking someone's virginity.

[spoiler]or breaking someone's hymen in a more literal sense[/spoiler]

Back on topic.

Stab the meat with the poisoned broom javelin, transferring the poison to the meat.

Do various other things to make the meat taste bad/be poisoned.