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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 7:04 pm 
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I assume you were expecting "OOPS NO TITLE" here:
Alph, Brittany and Charlie encounter Plasm Wraith in its second stage.
BRITTANY: "That thing is huge!"
ALPH: "Well, it has Olimar, and we have to rescue him! We can't get back to Koppai until we do!"
Alph, Brittany and Charlie attack the Plasm Wraith over several days only to lose hundreds of pikmin. The plasm wraith remains almost unscathed.
Last panel shows Alph, Brittany and Charlie deciding to live on PNF-404 and using pikmin to build houses and giant statues of themselves. Olimar cries from the inside of the plasm wraith.


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 Post subject: In deference to Skelly's idea.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 8:38 pm 
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Fragmentatious:
Brittany directs some of her Pikmin to pick up some bridge fragments and rebuild it. She turns around to direct some others. Looks back to find that the first group has rebuilt the fragments into a statue of her.
BRITTANY: "I like your initiative."

Title Abouts/Coworked/I Am Munition/Toadie:
Toad discusses things with Peach.
TOAD: "So you know how it's ROSALINA & LUMA? Why not, PEACH & TOAD?"
PEACH: "Oh, yeah, or how about PEACH & CROWN? Or PEACH & SHOES? PEACH & GLOVES? Maybe, PEACH & SPORTS BRA!!?"
Toad looks down dejected.
PEACH: "Who even let you out of your shoebox?"

Alternative delivery has Peach ask Olimar how he handles needy henchmen.
OLIMAR: "Suicide missions involving carrying high explosives against giant foes."
TOAD: "I'll be good."

Graboid/Elevate Or Die/Do You Even Lift/Under the Top:
Pit, Samus, Dedede, and Little Mac compete for elevation after a Smash Run. Pit starts jumping and flying upwards, gaining the lead while at the same time sweating and struggling. He finally tuckers himself out and has to stop. Unbeknownst to him, Samus has grappled to his foot and is letting him do all the work while she reads a book in her off hand. She then slings him downwards for the win.

Totally Nails Did/Simimanicure/Dye Trying:
Donkey Kong, Lucario, etc. get an announcement that a Team Battle is starting. They walk over to a set of barber's chairs and are attended to by a horde of Pikmin and other minions who dye their fur to the appropriate color. They are about to leave the chairs when the Pikmin hold up nails files and polish. Lucario waves them away and heads for the battlefield. DK stays to get his nails done after Lucario leaves.

Ignition Ignorant/Fire Starter:
Samus notices the gun holstered on Captain Falcon's hip.
SAMUS: "I never see you use it. What's the gun for?"
FALCON: "What gun? Oh, this is a lighter."
Falcon pulls the trigger to ignite it.
SAMUS: "Oh. Then where are your cigarettes?"
FALCON: "Cigarettes?"
Captain Falcon then lights his arm on fire with the lighter to perform the Falcon Punch.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:36 am 
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Standar RPG's game
The PJ cross a zone very difficult. With magma, ice, a swamp... And, at the end, a FUCKING NORMAL GUY, without weapon or something, stay in :colbert: for sell you before fight against a boss.
I hate these merchants... :evil: How can they arrive everywhere with naked hands? I needed for it 100 fuckings items, 100000 EXP's points and loaded the game 20 times! :shakefist:

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 1:41 am 
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Jealous Heart Container:
Link wanders into the living room with his hair mussed and looking worn out. Wario is sitting on the couch.
WARIO: "Looks like you and her had fun."
Zelda peeks around the corner suspiciously.
LINK: "It was a blast. She's aggressive."
WARIO: "So I heard. What was it like?"
LINK: "Electric."
Zelda is growing increasingly furious at talk of Link's escapades. Pulls out Light Arrow.
Earlier....Link battles Zero Suit Samus. Link fires his Clawshot at the same time that Samus lashes out with her whip, resulting in Link getting electrocuted.

Particularly Pungent:
Wario walks into the living room after a bout, cleaning his teeth with a toothpick.
ZELDA: "Who won the fight? Wait, where's Falco? And what's that smell?"
Wario has farted.
WARIO: "To all three questions, you're breathing him."

Tome Stone:
Robin battles Ness. Ness unleashes PK Fire.
ROBIN: "That's how you wanna play?"
Robin brings out a tome.
ROBIN: "Arc Fire!!"
Nothing happens. Robin looks down to see he's holding a book that says Spaceship Maintenance. We see Fox sitting on the toilet reach for a book and find it replaced with a Fire Tome. Robin reaches for another book and tries to charge it. Sees it's a copy of Hyrule Historia. Zelda looks in confusion at a Lightning Tome. Shrugs and reads it. Robin brings out his Nosferatu Tome only to find it's Bram Stoker's Dracula. Ness knocks Robin off the stage. He brings out his last book in resignation to try to cast Elwind. He finds it's been replaced with The Lusty Argonian Maid.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 9:25 am 
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More Than One Way to KO a Fighter Smash 4
*Villager plants tree*
*Other fighters walk away*
(Insert any fighter here): Ha! Now your tree has no purpose! It's completely Useless! HAHAHAH- wait, what are you doing?
*Fighters scream and run as villager comes in swinging axe*
Foul Spray tf2
*Spy uses spray which is photo of sexy woman on a wall, then laughs and cloaks*
*Scout walks up*
Scout: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
*Scout stares at spray*
*Spy backstabs*
(Based on a true story [I was the spy, not the scout])


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 9:36 pm 
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Omnithea wrote:
Tome Stone:
Robin battles Ness. Ness unleashes PK Fire.
ROBIN: "That's how you wanna play?"
Robin brings out a tome.
ROBIN: "Arc Fire!!"
Nothing happens. Robin looks down to see he's holding a book that says Spaceship Maintenance. We see Fox sitting on the toilet reach for a book and find it replaced with a Fire Tome. Robin reaches for another book and tries to charge it. Sees it's a copy of Hyrule Historia. Zelda looks in confusion at a Lightning Tome. Shrugs and reads it. Robin brings out his Nosferatu Tome only to find it's Bram Stoker's Dracula. Ness knocks Robin off the stage. He brings out his last book in resignation to try to cast Elwind. He finds it's been replaced with The Lusty Argonian Maid.

Or maybe Fox could mistakenly pick up Robin's Arcfire book and receive a fire column to the face when he opens it.


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 10:07 pm 
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Comic idea
Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite walking along talking to Booker about how cultured the people in Columbia seems
Cut to Booker's legs sticking out of a trash can
Elizabeth ask what he is doing
Show Booker sucking back a moldy hotdog with a completely serious look


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Sparkler:
Ganondorf launches Megaman off screen multiple times throughout several panels in different ways. Every time he comes back, Ganondorf is there to launch him again. Peach walks over as Ganondorf grabs Megaman.
PEACH: "Hey, why are you picking on the new guy?"
Ganondorf throws his victim upwards to his demise. Megaman dies in a flash of blue sparkles like a firework.
PEACH: "Oooooh...ahhhh...."

Name of the Shame/Name of the Game Character:
Ness finds a wallet on the floor. Opens it up and starts laughing. Marth wanders by.
MARTH: "What, is he broke or someth..."
Marth looks inside the wallet and laughs as well. Captain Falcon looks up from the couch.
CAPTAIN FALCON: "C'mon, lotsa guys keep one in their wallet, children, better safe than..."
Captain Falcon squints to see and starts laughing as well. Dedede comes back.
DEDEDE: "Have you guys seen my wallet?!"
NESS: "We sure have, Dallas..."
Dedede's eyes widen in surprise.
NESS: "...Donald..."
Dedede's face takes on a horrified expression.
NESS: "...Dingleburk."

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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OOPS NO TITLE:
The brawlers are sitting on the couch and wondering what R.O.B. stands for.
NESS: " 'Richard Oliver Burke?' "
LINK: " 'Refill Oil Burner' "?
MARIO: " 'Really Overpowered Brawler?' "
PIT: "His name is Rob, he just likes periods."


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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As an extra, add an old poster in the background when Pit gives his interpretation that specifically mentions the "Robotic Operating Buddy".

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 1:14 am 
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Whistle Whisperer/Whistler:
Alph whistles to gather his Pikmin and send them against the Wii Fit Trainer. Wii Fit Trainer whistles and gestures, sending them back to attack Alph.

Veggie Tales
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Ness grabs a Maxim Tomato and starts scarfing it down. He nearly chokes on the gargantuan food. Zelda walks up behind him and slaps him on the back.
NESS: "Thanks."
Zelda slaps him on the back of the head.
ZELDA: "Slow down. That's how we lost the Ice Climbers."

Railroaded/Assist Atrophy/Grapple Scream:
Samus and Link are clad in blue fighting as a team on the Spirit Train. Link gets launched. Samus reaches out and grabs him with her Grapple Beam. Link is saved, temporarily. The line goes taut and he starts hitting the rails. We see Samus wince as off panel Link screams and several red smash lights trigger one after the other. Samus pulls up a hand.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Thanks a Latte
Brewster: I don't serve this to just anyone, you know. Most folks can't appreciate fine beans like these... Enjoy...
Brewster: Say... would you care for a splash of pigeon milk?
Villager: Yes, please!
*Later*
Villager: Wait... Pigeon milk?
*Peeks in on Brewster making his Pigeon milk*
*Villager horrified expression/vomiting/etc*


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Location: Comic Idea Makers Suite
A bunch of WoW player-characters are relaxing in the inn, opening Hearthstone card packs.
The innkeeper suddenly lunges toward one person, poking a card. "Rare!"
We can see him doing this to everyone in the inn, "Rare, Rare, Rare..."
One patron is sitting there highly unamused, from off-panel there's still "rare, rare"
That person grabs the innkeeper as he's going for his cards. "R-!"
"Look here, short-stuff. There's a rare card in every pack. So stop getting so worked up over it!"
The innkeeper is silent for a bit.
He looks at the patron's cards, and soon can't contain a gleeful smile.
He points gently at a card. "Golden common."


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Fire Emblem, huh:
Lyn dodges an enemy archer's arrow. She taunts the archer triumphantly, not noticing the fact that Florina(aka her best friend), hit by the arrow, is dead behind her.

One of Rennac's (from Sacred Stones) quotes was bragging how he could pick locks with his bare hands. He is ordered to open a door/chest. He first makes sure no one is looking, then simply smashes the chest/door open with his fists.

The fact that archers can shoot through walls, period.

Unused fighter is sitting on the sidelines, being neglected battle after battle. Finally, his/her friend approaches them with a smile on their face. "Come on, the drums of war sound." Unit gets excited. "Can I use your weapon? Mine broke." Unit is now sitting on the sidelines, openly crying.
Bonus points if said unit is someone huge, like Bartre, Hawkeye, or Wallace.

Classic "retake a castle" map, two thieves (Chad and Astore or Matthew and Legault retaking Castle Ostia, maybe) are looting chests. The younger, inexperienced thief (Matthew or Chad) asks, "So who are we stealing from, anyway?" The older thief replies, "Easy, we're stealing from our enemy." The other thief replies, "But isn't this our castle?" Last panel has the two thieves sitting in deep though, the chests still untouched.

Golden Sun:
The fence in the beginning of the game is smashed by a rock. The person next to it panics and goes on how the monsters will run free. A couple small rats and bats crawl out of the fence. Cue Isaac facepalming, and Garet and the random NPC with looks of horror on their face.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:29 am 
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Dead Crumbs/Trail of Tears/Food Focus/Pellet Pallet/Dot Dot Dead/Waka Waka Wacked/Mine Dining/Mining a la Cart:
Pac-Man uses his side special Power Pellet and starts following the trail of dots, eating them and knocking aside his foes. At the end of the trail is another trail of various foods so Pac-Man keeps going and going. Dedede is shaking a Party Ball full of food out, creating the trail until he reaches an edge. He throws the rest of the food off the cliff or possibly to a Motion Sensor Bomb. Pac-Man follows to his demise. Dedede wins.

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