AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It's older. 12 years, specifically. At least, that's how it's branded. It's the same proof, it's just stronger than I was expecting. Almost threw up right there in the kitchen.

I'm going to open a bottle of Moscato tonight for new years

I'm pretty partial to Rum n' Coke, Mimosa and uh... Vodka with various flavourings! Yeah, I know, all the girly drinks.

Hanging out at home with a bottle of homemade almost-rum while watching Korean cooking videos. Life is good.

I've rekindled the love between Baileys and me. We're so good together.

Getting creative with my drinks now.



3 oz. Amaretto
2 oz. milk
2 scoops vanilla ice cream
1 cup of crushed ice

Put it all in a blender and blend until it looks delicious.

It is delicious.

Also I definitely have a set of glasses that have my last initial painted on them in silver.

My whole family is going to be out of the house for the next seven hours. Time to have my first drink while no one will be around to tell me I'm going to hell. I bought a 22 oz. bottle of Blue Moon, and no, I probably won't drink the whole thing. Gonna make some nachos and see how shitty I am at Monster Hunter while intoxicated.

Edit: Good god this tastes awful.

Edit edit: Nope fuck this. Noooooooope. Not doing this anymore. This shit tastes so bad.

are you talking about the beer?

you might wanna try some liquor instead if you arent a fan of the beer. its what happened with me. i cant stand beer but love me some liquor

Yeah, the beer. It's possible I just picked a really bad drink to start out on.

ironically i think my first beer was blue moon, followed by samuel adams winter lager.

so yea probably some bad shit to start on lol

Was everyone's first beer Blue Moon...? Mine was as well.

I don't know where you are at, Marcato, but Yuengling is PRETTY daisies GOOD. I think it's regional to the northeast, though? I could be wrong.


But liquor is the best because you can buy a million different kinds and use them to flavor everything. Or just do what I do and buy the blue ones because that is a nice color and my one true weakness.

I tried the tiniest sip of whipped cream vodka and it burned all the way down

Most all vodkas do that.
Good god if you willingly drink vodka straight then you are a greater man than I. mix that shit.

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