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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 3:50 pm 
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A comic with cats. It can be anything as long as it has cats.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Young OoT Link and Villager find a field full of small bushes and weeds. They decide to split it in half and make a race of clearing the field. Link struggles for many panels before pulling a single weed out, as he doesn't have the goron bracelet. He looks up to see how the Villager is doing. Last panel show his/her side cleared, and that she/he even did some landscaping.

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OoT Link has obtained the Golden Gauntlets, and has just thrown a giant obelisk into a hill. He sees a small block and goes to push it, expecting to move it with extreme ease. He has difficulties. He then goes to climb it, which also is a bit hard for him. Last panel shows him complaing to some company about how the gloves failed to work.

Also here are a few with your desired search:Hair of the Cat and 24-Hour Comic 2014 or go to VG Cats

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 10:53 pm 
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Hosed:
Pac-Man is lounging when he hears an announcement.
HAND: "Pac-Man report to Battlefield!!"
PAC-MAN: "I'm up."
He puts on his gloves and shoes. Grabs his fire hydrant.
PAC-MAN: "Oh, gross. Who peed on this?"
In the background the Duckhunt Dog does his signature laugh.

Alternative delivery has Pac-Man trying to figure out who has been peeing on his hydrant. He glares at Duckhunt only for Wario to whistle nonchalantly.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Omnithea wrote:
Hosed:
Pac-Man is lounging when he hears an announcement.
HAND: "Pac-Man report to Battlefield!!"
PAC-MAN: "I'm up."
He puts on his gloves and shoes. Grabs his fire hydrant.
PAC-MAN: "Oh, gross. Who peed on this?"
In the background the Duckhunt Dog does his signature laugh.

Alternative delivery has Pac-Man trying to figure out who has been peeing on his hydrant. He glares at Duckhunt only for Wario to whistle nonchalantly.

I made almost this idea minus duck hunt dog a while back


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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I thought it seemed familiar.

Winner Winner/The Victims Are the Spoils:
MARTH: "I just think it's...unseemly...to defeat one's foes honorably on the battlefield only to then EAT THEM."
The fighters are sitting at the dinner table with personalized dishes. Marth is berating Yoshi, Kirby, and Pac-Man who are eating a Shy Guy, Waddle Dee, and Blue Ghost respectively.
MARIO: "Don't be so judgmental."
BOWSER: "Yeah."
Bowser has Luigi trussed up on his plate.

Alternate punchlines include Toad instead of Luigi, Mario eating turtle soup, and having Kirby, Yoshi, and Pac-Man switching dishes with each other to shut Marth up. Possibly have Marth compliment Pit on his choice of eating vegetarian only for it to be revealed to be an Eggplant Wizard and a SoulFlee on his plate.

A Huge Chest/Treasure Hunters/Foxy Boxy
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Link and Pit see a pair of sexy legs around a corner and investigate. It turns out to be a Mimicutie.
PIT: "Ohh...never mind."
Link sees a treasure chest with legs.
LINK: "She's perfect."
Wario shows up.
WARIO: "She's spoken for."

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Fire Emblem Blazing Sword or the other 2 GBA Games:
Matthew, Legault, or one of the other thieves/rogues breaks his sword, and after the battle, Eliwood allows him to borrow his rapier until they reach an armory. Upon reaching said blade, he snaps the blade in half and uses the top half as a knife.
Or it could be during the battle where Eliwood lends the thief his sword and watches in horror as his personal sword is snapped in half.

Miss-communication
Bartre or Dart or low accuracy unit tries to get an agile unit's(Guy, Raven, Matthew, Serra, Lyn, etc.) attention. Approaches from behind and attempts tapping their shoulder. Misses. Tries again. Misses. Ends up accidentally poking the back of the head.
edit: Also hi reddit. u/Cynicahedron is me.


Pokemon:
Electric pokemon uses discharge in a surf battle. Moments later, a ton of fainted aquatic pokemon rise to the surface.
Maybe then the electric pokemon gains 7 levels from all the defeated pokemon.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Den of Thieves/Loot Scoot Boogie:
Mega Man defeats ROB and starts taking his parts to upgrade himself.
MARIO: "I know you're the new guy here, but you can't just steal your opponent's abilities."
Kirby wearing one of his signature hats speaks up.
KIRBY: "Since when?"
SAMUS: "Yeah, since when?"
Samus is arc welding the Day Break onto her armor. Villager in background is pocketing a lightning bolt stolen from Pikachu.

Training Daze:

HAND: "With all the new Mii fighters, I'll need some instructors to show them the ropes. Samus, as the marksman with military experience, I want you to train the gunners."
SAMUS: "On it."
Samus is shown inspecting ranks of Mii Gunners on the gun range.
HAND: "Captain Falcon, I want you to train the brawlers. They seem inordinately fond of setting their limbs on fire and hitting people."
FALCON: "My kind of people."
The Captain is shown beating up Miis in a dojo setting.
HAND: "Marth, as the swordsman with the most leadership experience, I want you to teach the swordsmen..."
MARTH: "I will show them the path of honor..."
HAND: "...with Link as co-instructor."
MARTH: "What?! So he can teach them to spin in place like idiots?"
LINK: "Yeah, I'll show them how to fight, and you can show them how to just, y'know, stand there."
Marth glares at Link. The next scene shows them arguing in front of the recruits.
MARTH: "First off, remove those ridiculous hats!!"
The Miis reach for their various helmets, masks, and mushroom caps.
LINK: "Don't you dare remove your ridiculous hats!!"
Marth and Link start fighting. One of the Miis leans over to the others.
MII: "I'm learning so much."

There's a Hitch/Free Range/In Too Deep Fried:

Link arrives at the Smash dinner table to find everyone enjoying buckets of chicken. Grabs himself a drumstick. He takes a bite and then goes pale.
LINK: "Where did you guys get this chicken?"
SAMUS: "Kirby cooked it."
LINK: "No, I mean, where did the actual birds come from?"
KIRBY: "Found it on my last fight. Didn't even have to order out."
Link sees a Cucco land on the window sill. Then another. Then another. One of the windows cracks. There are banging noises on the other side of the door. Link spits out the chicken he's been eating.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Bed Sized King:
Sonic finishes a bout and heads back to his room. Sees a hammer leaning up against the wall. Sonic raises his eyebrows suggestively.
SONIC: "Heeeey, Amy, just let me get out of these shoes and..."
Dedede is laying in Sonic's bed, eating snacks.
DEDEDE: "My room flooded."

A Smash Run For Your Money:
Bowser enters a Smash Run. Runs into a bunch of his mooks who manage to beat him up quite thoroughly. Goombas charge and Koopa Troopas spiral attack.
BOWSER: "Where's this effort when you work for me?"
GOOMBA: "Where's the raise you promised us last April?"

Link Between Worlds
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Link sees a Maxed out Jump power up in a Smash Run. Grabs it and leaps to avoid an enemy. Never stops elevating. We later see him with a full beard, heading out into space.

Blue In Deep Doodoo/Blue It/Blue Buried:
Pac-Man takes on Sonic, Falco, and Mega Man. Eats them and leaves only their eyes behind. Rosalina waves her wand and turns her dress red. Marth starts stripping out of his blue outfit. Dedede pulls his coat over his face. Lucario hides in a Pokeball.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Adamantium Weave

Craig Boone and Courrier Katie argue over going into Ceasar's tent from the rear after defeating the Legate.
'We cant go in; its locked from the other side.'
'You're carrying a nuclear missile launcher.'
'Yeah, but Ceasars' inside the tent, so I can't get him with it.'
'Inside the tent.'
'Yes!'
'That's a nuke.'
'AND?!'
*Bang* 'I quit.'

(Seriously if you have 100 melee and equip the blade of the east you should be able to just slice the daisies tent open and find an 'I'll be back' note from Ceaser on his chair if you didn't kill him)

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Faster Bastards/Cannonball Run/Quick and the Dead:
At the end of a Smash Run, the fighters have to Run to the Finish. Ganondorf, Palutena, Sonic, and Bowser get set.
SONIC: "Heh. Catch you slowpokes later."
Ganondorf grabs Sonic as the race begins and runs with him. Uses Sonic to disarm a hazard in his way.
BOWSER: "That's a great idea."
GANONDORF: "Thanks, I..."
Bowser knocks Ganondorf into another hazard. Runs for the finish line. Palutena is still standing at the starting line, polishing her shield.
PALUTENA: "Warp!"
Palutena appears just in front of the finish line. Starts to walk across. Gets hit by Captain Falcon in his racer.

Duckshot/Snake in the Grass:
Duck Hunt battles Mega Man. Duck Hunt lets loose with a bunch of blasting moves, TNT, clay disc, etc.
MEGA MAN: "But who's firing the gun?"
Solid Snake appears in the foreground. Laughs like the Duck Hunt dog.

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Color Me Mad:
Olimar is explaining pikmin types to the president.
OLIMAR: "Pikmin have different resistances based on their color. For example, blue pikmin are resistant to water, red pikmin are resistant to fire, and yellows are resistant to electricity."
President nods his head. He then throws the blue pikmin at an electrical gate and throws the yellows into a lake. The pikmin die.
PRESIDENT: "I probably should have mentioned that I'm colorblind."


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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The Worst Offense is a Good Defense:

Robin and Luigi are playing teams against Lucina and Bowser.

Bowser attacks Robin and Lucina jumps in front of him, shouting "I'll protect you!" NO DAMAGE displays on screen. Everyone gives Lucina a weird look and she sheepishly replies, "Sorry, force of habit."

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Viscera Et Cetera:
Bowser goes through Smash Run. Jumps on a bunch of Goombas, leaving them flattened. One of them speaks.
GOOMBA: "Et tu, Bowser?"

Koopa Car Company/Clowning Around:
A bunch of Bowser's underlings work nonstop in a factory building Clown Cars for the Koopalings who keep blowing them up as a move.

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