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I am now naming my child ~N


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How does one pronounce ~N?


Is it just "IN"?

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I think I just got the pure ending.
[spoiler]After a long, but very relaxing day, with a deep sigh you climb into bed and sink into the warm, cushiony fabric. As you drift off, feelings of intense serenity and well-being overwhelm you. Pleasant images of childhood visit with sweet memories of Mom and Dad, school, and growing up.

The memories flash by your mind's eye with startling reality -- the smell of school on your first day, the outfit your very first girlfriend wore on your first date. You recall places you haven't visited for years in picture-perfect detail. Friends and neighbors who have gone on greet you.

They are filled with excitement to see you, though you soon realize they are not communicating their joy in words. It's almost as if...



this will go on forever...



Thank you for playing Alter Ego. You have died.[/spoiler]

YAY, I DIED WITH AN AWESOME CHILD.

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Yeah, got that one all ready.

Felt like a rip off in my opinion.

I wanted to die in some awesome way, like mauled by tigers.. or jumping out of an airplane, only to realize that my chute wouldn't open..
That would have been cool..

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how long does this game take to finish?

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Thank you for playing Alter Ego. You have died.[/spoiler]


:awesome:

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Around three hours if you want to read everything. I finished one game in about an hour of just randomly pressing buttons.


EDIT: ONLY SEVEN POSTS BEHIND YOU RYUSHU! I WILL CATCH UP!

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Before you go, I would just like to tell you that suicide is an act of anger. It will probably shock and devastate the people you leave behind, leaving emotional scars that will take a long time to heal.

The knowledge that you will get your revenge may be a comforting thought, but remember, the people you leave behind will try very hard to put this event in their pasts as quickly as possible. Unlike you, they realize life must go on regardless of pain. This game is over.

WHAT
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I didn't even die?

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My character started to masturbate..



Discuss.


I saw my parents doing it when I was in childhood or something :awesome:

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WHAT
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I didn't even die?

It got mad at you for being so weak and killing yourself. So it just got fed up and said "Game Over". Sounds like its going against what it just preached...

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VGnerd_Vera wrote:
Sloth wrote:
My character started to masturbate..



Discuss.


I saw my parents doing it when I was in childhood or something :awesome:

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WHAT
THE
HELL
?
I didn't even die?

It got mad at you for being so weak and killing yourself. So it just got fed up and said "Game Over". Sounds like its going against what it just preached...
But I didn't kill myself! I chose suicidal and then get professional help!
I'm beginning to think this "game" is an education device

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Kalekemo wrote:
VGnerd_Vera wrote:
Sloth wrote:
My character started to masturbate..



Discuss.


I saw my parents doing it when I was in childhood or something :awesome:

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WHAT
THE
HELL
?
I didn't even die?

It got mad at you for being so weak and killing yourself. So it just got fed up and said "Game Over". Sounds like its going against what it just preached...
But I didn't kill myself! I chose suicidal and then get professional help!
I'm beginning to think this "game" is an education device
Me too, whenever you do something bad and don't get caught people stop trusting you. If I didn't get caught how do they know I can't be trusted?

But wait, it seems to be more sexually positive. Isn't that like a bad thing?

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Well trying to ignore sex is trying to ignore breathing
It's something you can't ignore


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Well trying to ignore sex is trying to ignore breathing
It's something you can't ignore


You mean intentional or unintentional?

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Seriously?


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Well there's a difference.

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