ALRIGHT, ZOMBIES OF THE AWKWARD PERSUASION, THE RESULTS ARE UP.
Due to a sudden influx of higher workload, and having to deal with paperwork that other people so graciously fucked up for me, I'm not going to have time to put together neato pictures and what have you, so you just get boring old text. Sorry :c
But the recognition will be its own reward, and the legacy shall live on, despite a lack of illustrations.
THAT'S NO FLUX CAPACITOR, THAT'S MY WIFE! Award for the funniest member: And he does it again, folks! The one who makes us laugh the most with his commentary on daily and internet life: The manliest princess, the funniest bro, everyone's favorite Brothel-running guy:
4 Head of the Brothel
3 Marcato 1 Exeres
1 Le Great Handsome Oppressor
1 Spoony
1 The Big Cheese
1 Obnosim
1 RubyTheMaster
APHRODITE award for the most charming ladyfolk: So many gorgeous ladies on AZ, as anyone here will tell you. The Fiiiiinest goddesses that grace our forum
3 AngelicSongx,
3 Riku
2 Insert Fail
2 Malum
2 Shazza 1 Dire
1 Yeili
MOST HANDSOME EXERES Award for the manliest cutie (disclaimer: Actual product may differ from display in that it may or may not contain 100% authentic Exeres): It seems that once again, the award goes to the greatest sideburns in forum history. Can any man stand up to their might? Tune in next year to find out! But in the mean time:
6 Terraem
4 Le Great Handsome Oppressor 2 Exeres
1 Chin
1 Scebboaliwiw
DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO? Award for the Most Fit: The masters of health who inspire/yell at us to be healthy so that we don't die and kill the forum along with ourselves:
7 Terraem
1 Exeres
1 Insert Fail
1 Dire
1 D-vidMOST LIKELY TO GET EATEN BY TATZEL'S ROBORAPTOR: Truly, who could have seen this coming? How could she feed her best friend to the raptor? But the clever man told her that if he were to die, he would take her down with him.
5 Le Great Handsome Oppressor and Tatzel(it will be the tragedy of a lifetime) (seriously, you guys were basically tied the entire time)
1 Sloth
1 Exeres
1 All of AZ
1Lockez
Award for the Coolest Member: Our favorite chill guy, who doesn't even care (possibly prefers) that the icon for this category isn't sized up. Give it up for:
5 Vax
2 Tatzel 1 Dire
1 Valbrandur (BECAUSE ICELAND GET IT HAR HAR HAR)
1 Marcato
1 Insert Fail
1 Le Great Handsome Oppressor
INTELLECTOUS TETRAFORUMITE (InFm4) Award for the Cleverest Member: Aw shit, science, motherfuckers.
6 Syobon
1 Insert Fail
1 Mete
1 DireFAVORITE NINJA TURTLE Award for the best artist: Behold, the beauty of her lines, the gentle textures of her coloring, the badassness of her critique and attitude...We present to you:
6 Dire
3 Riku 2 Tatzel
1 Cori
WEEBTASTIC Award for the biggest weeaboo: Now, I'mma let you finish, but Yeili is the biggest weeaboo of all time. OF ALL TIME.
4 Head of the Brothel
3 Yeili 1 Gryewolf
1 Sandwich Monster
1 The Stranger
1 AngelicSongx
1 Barabba
1 pikscast
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: You all seemed to forget that there are other people on this forum who frequently start the chats of wrasslin'
11 Blitz WalrusLORE AND LEGEND for the greatest member lost to the tides of time/bans: Ah, yes, the good old days, when RNFB ran amok, Merlin wasn't a tale to scare children into proper behavior, and before removal of members caused the forums to explode. Let us take a moment of silence in rememberance of these fine (or impressively obnoxious) individuals.
2 Sandwich Monster
2 Clyve 1 Miss Starseed
1 Spoony
1 Yeili (God rest her soul)
1 Rabid Nintendo Fanboy
1 Zomnambulist (Katie)
1 Wry Bread
1 Tall Hatted Yanimae/Bunyip
1 Paco
MOOOOM, MARCATO'S TOUCHING MEEEEEEEE Award for best mod: And who could have seen this one coming? It's a 4-way tie! All the active proletariats (except for Dark, because he has cooties) win this year!
3 Vax
3 Insert Fail
3 Le Great Handsome Oppressor
3 Riku 1 The Big Cheese
TOUCHED BY A MARCATO Award for the best, most coolest, and non-annoying couple: Oh my gosh. You guys. Oh my gosh. five votes. 5eva. Truly, this is the most greatest coincidence and a sign from the universe. Yes. In other news, next year, no putting a suggestion in the box, because then people just use that as the default answer, whopes.
5 Sloth+Riku sloku 5eva
1 Great Handsome Oppressor x Great Handsome Oppressor
1 Merlin x The Big Cheese
1 Exeres x Exeres
1 Tatzel x Roboraptor
1 princess brothel x ???
1 Noffletoff x AngelicSongx
1 Dire x Supaaku
SUPERMETROIDVANIA BROS D-D-D-D-D-DUELING DOVAHKEYBLADE ZOMBIE Award for whatever counts as best gamer in your opinion: What do you give the man who has them all? Recognition for collecting all those games, that's what. Pretty sure he owns every decent game released in the last ten years, and actually finds the time to play them. How does he do it?
2 Mete 1 Syobon
1 Zink
1 Lolita
1 Crush Bandicoot
1 Le Great Handsome Oppressor
1 Marcato
AWKWARDEST ZOMBIE: AS IF THIS COULD BE ANYONE ELSE? But wait, we had a surprising runner up! Could the Great and Mighty Tales have competition next year? Gasp!
7 Tales (always and forever)
2 Marcato 1 Kamak
1 Lolita
1 Obnosim
1 Boss Katie
1 Barabba
1 Airra
NOTABLE EVENTS OF THE NIGHT:Impromptu Award for Finishing First: Syobon, who got his vote in bodaciously within 15 minutes of the post.
Raddest Fucking Thing Ever: The Battle Between Blitz's Zaku and Tatzel's Roboraptor
And so, the mantle has been passed on to me. Time to vote for silly yearbook-style categories again, yay! You all wish your yearbooks were this awesome.
Rules quote de Tales y Shadderifico
RULESSend a PM to me with your votes. For example, if you think John Smith was the funniest member, you would send me a PM with AZ VOTE (or something similar) in the title and then write your vote in the box, "funniest member - John Smith. prettiest member - Jane Doe, etc.". Please fill out a vote for each category, but if you really can't think of a member
you may leave it blank. You can vote for someone in a different category more than once - e.g. jane doe could be the funniest member
and the cleverest member, BUT you
cannot vote for 2 people in the same category, so you couldn't vote for Jane Doe and John Smith for funniest member. Also please use usernames and not real names, it makes it easier. ALL VOTES ARE ANONYMOUS.
AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR THE CATEGORIES!
"THAT'S NO FLUX CAPACITOR, THAT'S MY WIFE!" award for the
FUNNIEST MEMBER = Anything that makes you go "hah". Edits, Jokes, King of Puns, whathaveyou.
"APHRODITE" award for the
MOST LOVELY LADY = Tell us the name of your most gorgeous gal! Also, like Paris, I can be bribed (with votes).
"MOST HANDSOME EXERES" award for the
MOST DASHING DUDE = Who's that fella that just gets you all "G'daaaaaaayum"?
"DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO?" award for the
MOST FIT = This is slightly different from the most attractive categories, as it's more about the nutrition and fitness buffs (although there could easily be overlap). The people trying to inspire the forum to be healthy. This could include food information, exercise information, or "DOCTOR NOW" advice.
"MOST LIKELY TO GET EATEN BY TATZEL'S ROBORAPTOR" award = I mean, just look at the thing. Shit be all Techno-Jurassic Park up in here.
award for the
COOLEST PERSON = That member that you want to be your best internet buddy. They got the attitude and the style, and are just all around great people.
"InFm4 INTELLECTOUS TETRAFORUMITE" award for the
MOST CLEVER PERSON = This person might singlehandedly keep the science thread afloat, or they might be a keen debater, or they could just somehow have all of the good ideas forever up in that noggin of theirs.
"THE GREATEST NINJA TURTLE" award for the
BEST ARTIST = but don't just limit yourself to Leo, Mikey, Donatello, and Raphael, (painting, sculpture/models) remember music and writing also count here!
"WEEBTASTIC" award for the
BIGGEST WEEABOO = J-just take it. I was making awards last night and had some extra that I d-didn't want. That's all. It's not like I l-like you or anything, b-baka..."
"HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION" award = Most likely to give someone the chair. Or viciously cheer on someone else who does.
"LORE AND LEGEND" award = Notable member who no longer posts, mysteriously watching from the shadows. Or jail. Who knows, really?
"MOOOOM, MARCATO'S TOUCHING ME..." award for the
BEST MOD = With great power comes great responsibility. That means that thanks to IF, we should have reduced responsibility, right?
"TOUCHED BY A MARCATO" award = Favorite AZ Powercouple (Sloku 5eva)
"SUPERMETROIDVANIA BROS D-D-D-D-D-DUELING DOVAHKEYBLADE ZOMBIE" award for the BEST/MOST NOTORIOUS GAMER = Who's that super mega rad Deathclaw-slaying, PK Firing, Goomba-stomping, HADOOOUUUUUUUUKENing nerd who rejects your reality and substitutes it with their own?
"AWKWARDEST ZOMBIE" The primary award that everyone wants, but while many will enter, only one will win. COULD IT BE YOU?
Posting copypasta:
Code:
"THAT'S NO FLUX CAPACITOR, THAT'S MY WIFE!"
"APHRODITE"
"MOST HANDSOME EXERES"
"DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO?"
"MOST LIKELY TO GET EATEN BY TATZEL'S ROBORAPTOR"
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"InFm4 INTELLECTOUS TETRAFORUMITE"
"THE GREATEST NINJA TURTLE"
"WEEBTASTIC"
"HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION"
"LORE AND LEGEND"
"MOOOOM, MARCATO'S TOUCHING ME..."
"TOUCHED BY A MARCATO"
"SUPERMETROIDVANIA BROS D-D-D-D-D-DUELING DOVAHKEYBLADE ZOMBIE"
"AWKWARDEST ZOMBIE"
OKAY, So, my schedule's a little wonky, and I'm sure everyone else's is too, so I'm going to leave voting open until like, 8pm (GMT-8) on Christmas eve, unless SO MANY people all get their votes to me earlier than that. I'm on the west coast of the United States, so there shouldn't be any issues with "Well I thought I had a few more hours/almost a whole 'nother day!", since my date change occurs after almost everyone else's. I'm thinking I'll try and post results on New Year's Eve, but that is subject to change.
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