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VGnerd_Vera
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I finished with the boring ending of dying of old age... Restarted as a bad-booty
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CRASH! The metal toy comes down right on your head. CRASH! Again! CRASH! Again! You are beginning to feel dizzy. You cry out. CRASH! CRASH! He finally stops but your head and face are covered with blood.

His mother takes him away before either one of your parents can tell what happened. He was a problem child with very aggressive tendencies. He has done this to other children, too. You were treated unfairly.

I'm gonna murder him someday


You'd think you'd have a concussion if he hit you that many times with something metal.

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Kalekemo
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VGnerd_Vera wrote:
Kalekemo wrote:
I finished with the boring ending of dying of old age... Restarted as a bad-booty
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CRASH! The metal toy comes down right on your head. CRASH! Again! CRASH! Again! You are beginning to feel dizzy. You cry out. CRASH! CRASH! He finally stops but your head and face are covered with blood.

His mother takes him away before either one of your parents can tell what happened. He was a problem child with very aggressive tendencies. He has done this to other children, too. You were treated unfairly.

I'm gonna murder him someday


You'd think you'd have a concussion if he hit you that many times with something metal.
Nevermind the fact that I'm in the baby stage. I'd probably be dead

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VGnerd_Vera
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I just noticed that said "covered in blood". I'm amazed no one is freaking out, and that kid isn't somewhere that he won't kill someone.

I just got that event, and I got revenge. Sorta.

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You are able to get your toy back. The boy gets a spanking from his mother.

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(This game is a lot more interesting than I remember, let's discuss it a little more)




I have diabetes
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EDIT: UGH, sonava bitch. The person I intend to marry left my at the last second after I spent almost all my savings.


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Sloth
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My character started to masturbate..



Discuss.

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I dunno. I'd rather spend three hours leveling up my team in Final Fantasy and not doing a whole lot of difference to the actual game overall than playing through a round of this again. It was fun, but the answers are kind of obvious on what you should and should not do.
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Fooflyer
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It's pretty daisies linear, where your actions don't result in new stuff, but the ability or inability to do or not to do something.
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If you don't wanna do the same thing the next time through, try the other gender... Bow chicka bow wow

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I named my daughter Allison.
Apparently, her name is now ~N.

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supermario566
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Check that, apparently, my daughter WAS a girl named Allison, but then she changed her name to ~N and magically became a boy.

What the fuck.

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Sloth
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HAW HAW







Wait, how the fuck does that even work?


Congratulations on your daughter-boy?

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supermario566
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What the fuck, now she's a girl named Allison again.

I only have one kid. Seriously, what.

EDIT: NOW (S)HE'S ~N AGAIN.

Uhhh, only having one child, I believe it's cheating on his/her wife.
"CONGRATULATIONS, ~N GOT MARRIED TO HIS WIFE."
"ALLISON BRINGS HOME HER MALE DATE FOR THE EVENING."

I ONLY HAVE ONE FUCKING CHILD.

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Sloth
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I had a kid, but I didn't know how to interact with it...


Basically, I just knocked up my wife, and then named the kid. That was it...

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supermario566
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Apparently, Allison/~N can get married to two different people. Both of the opposite sex.

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SuperMario, that's... awesome, I think. Wow.

I laughed so hard.

I think my sense of humor is screwed up.
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