AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My brothers and I decorated the Christmas tree! 75% of its ornaments are made by each of us when we were kids, so it's pretty interesting and cute. The other 25% are random ornaments we buy during after Christmas sales, and some "my first/third/some-number Christmas" ornaments too. Also, my little brother insisted putting some of the biggest orbs at the bottom so our kitten could bap them as he liked, and swing from them too. He then started singing Wrecking Ball as Arya swung from one of them.

despite being married almost two years this is kyle and my first proper christmas together since last christmas we were alternating between packing up our apartment and freezing our balls off painting our house. we decorated the tree last night and it's still surprisingly intact, despite the cats.

we listened to dubstep while we did it B)

also eggnog is gross

This will be my first christmas truly living alone. I'll probably go visit my parents for a least a little bit and then make so much food.

I want to buy a bunch of presents for a lot of people, but I also want to save my cheddar. Hmm..

I'm doing a similar plan, except I"m making all of the oodles o food at the mother's house.

My dad buys a quart of eggnog every week when he goes to the store. Even when he hasn't finished last week's.

We have three things of eggnog in our refridgerator.

Also, I recommend trying eggnog French toast. I'm not a huge fan of eggnog to begin with but it definitely tastes better when I can pour maple syrup all over it.

Aaallmost finished my christmas shopping, saaadly a check bounced, but it apparently got paid off for whatever reason. Time to treat myself to Eggnog and TF2 items!

Today I decided on what to buy as personal gifts for my close friends and family, except for my dad and my brother and his girlfriend. I don't want to get them the same things I get them every year, it just feels so lazy.

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Today I found my Christmas pickle!

No context needed for that!

Time to post early christmas presents? I got a galaxy s5 with an awesome case. aww yeah.

Got corralled into my friend's secret santa again, shit's gonna be wild.

I wish I could just work every day this coming week, but nooo I gotta go to my cousin's birthday party or else I don't love her. I really love her, but I also want to have cheddar.

My tree this year has a dragon tree topper. It feels pretty rad.



Such a cutie patootie

winter is shit tier except for christmas and the day I descended from the heavens

seems like we're gonna stay home christmas day itself, but my mom is coming down to visit on friday until monday