AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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Bladed and Belated/Later, Skater:
Bowser readies himself for the final battle with Mario. One of his minions is giving him a report detailing the new power ups. Bowser dismisses him.
BOWSER: "Oh no, Mario, don't scratch me with your cat claws. Pfff."
Peach slides in wearing a Goomba Skate and embeds the shoe in his head.

Cat-astrophe/Modern Warfare:
Mario and the gang conquer one of Bowser's castles.
MARIO: "Alright, gang. Leave the enemy no useful resources. Get out your Super Bells."
Bowser returns to the castle to find drapes shredded, furniture peed upon, etc.
BOWSER: "And what is that smell!!?"
*splat*
Bowser steps in it.

OPPS NO TITLE:
Link and Shulk are lounging around the apartment while we see Mario running away from 50 blue shells hovering above his head in the background.
LINK: "I'm bored. Let's go check out the stage builder."
Link and Shulk walk over to a room marked "Stage Builder" and see a mii effigy of Link repeatedly respawning and dropping into a pit of spikes which knock him into cannons that shoot him off the stage. They see Ganon sitting in the test room and laughing.

Stalling:
Villager is banging on door of men's bathroom.
"What's taking so long?!"
Inside we see Marth carefully using the perforated lines to tear the toilet paper into geometrically perfect squares.
Villager then runs to a room marked "Palette Swap" and comes out using the female villager palette. She runs to the women's bathroom.

Stalling (Part 2):
Villager finds out that the women's room is also occupied.
"At this rate, I'm going to have to pay some raccoons to build me an outhouse!"
Inside the bathroom we see Samus trying to take off her suit with great difficulty. Eventually she pulls out a smash ball and uses it. After shooting the zero laser her suit automatically falls off by itself.


I've never played Metroid so there might be some bathroom function inside the suit or some way to instantly remove the suit that I don't know about. Also it might not work because her suit no longer falls apart when she uses her final smash.

Shuckle I laughed. Awkwardskeleton your 2nd was funny.



Primal Kyogre has awakened and sets to work drowning the world in rain.
Cut to an ark, pouring with rain, Noah herding single pokemon onto it.
Arceus appears above. "I said TWO of every kind, Noah"
Noah turns around and says "No time, but I've got it covered"
Cut to inside of ark. One miserable looking ditto next to a mountain of eggs.

Optional panel: daycare lady shouting NEXT!

It's pretty much as simple as pressing a button. It converts to energy or something like that.

It's also made of some sort of Space Egyptian magic-science.

An OFF comic
Bad title pun is bad (Take me out to the bawl game) ok im sorry
Panel one:
person off camera: Hey
Batter: ?

Panel two:
person off camera: Hey batter batter
Batter: huh?

Panel 3:
person off camera: Batter Batter swing!
Batter: ffs

(optional panel 4+5)
Batter: *hits person with bat and said person is thrown into outerspace*
*is seen looking at a shiny star or something of the person he hit into outerspace or something*

substitute person for any other character you don't like hahaa

Alright, this is my second idea EVER. I noticed that there are no Final Fantasy 7 comics. I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for that, and if Final Fantasy 7 will never enter the Awkward Zombie database and she's already explained that, then I'm sorry. And this idea isn't all that funny, or even original, but it happened.
Background Info: I was playing FF7 and I was at Mt. Nibel in the room with the pipes. I didn't push the ladder down and went down a pipe without thinking twice, and then noticed the treasure chests that were down OTHER pipes. The problem is, I saved, and I had NO way to get back up to get the treasure, materia, and other fun stuff that was down there. Needless to say, I freaked out a little bit. Or, rather, quite a bit. I talked to my brother about my conundrum (he has FF7 almost completely memorized) and he just looked at me a little funny and said, "You do know there is a door that you can use to get back to the top right?" I felt kind of dumb, yet totally relieved. So, the comic.

Help! I've Fallen and I--Nevermind
1. Cloud enters the room with the pipes at Mt. Nibel.
2. "Cool! A slide!" Cloud says. Or something else that's more... Cloud-like.
3. Is now at the bottom, looks up and notices treasure to be had. Walks over to the ladder to get back up to the top.
4. The ladder is not pushed down, therefore Cloud can't get back up.
5, *insert Cloud derpy screaming face* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
6. Tifa (or another character) "You do know that there is a door, right there, that leads back up to the top, right?
7. Stoic Cloud face. "I knew that."

OOPS NO TITLE:
Katie gets primal stone for Kyogre.
"If Kyogre is this powerful after thousands of years, imagine how powerful he will be once he regresses to his primeval state!"
Katie uses primal stone. Kyogre turns into an extremely tiny baby kyogre.

Could you guys please mark new ORAS mega evolutions as spoilers?

No one's making up any comic ideas using ORAS Megas, and all of them were officially revealed already anyway.

Also you might want to get rid of that double post.

A Link to the Past:
We see a few generations of Links asking their grandfather for advice.
"-and then Vaati set my pants on fire, and then-"
"Quit complaining! Why don't you just ask your newfangled sword women or bird hats for help? Back in my day when I was stuck on something, I had to run all the way to Death Mountain to find this old lady for advice!"
"And I couldn't just ask all willy nilly! I had to pay her rupees each time and she usually told me to go soak my head in a waste treatment plant!"
"...actually, they only say things like "Observe your surroundings" and-"
"DONT GET ME STARTED ON OBSERVING"

Heavy is the Foot:
Peach and Luigi team up in Super Mario 3D World. They see a higher set of platforms with coins.
PEACH: "I'll give you a boost."
Luigi jumps and Peach jumps up below to send him up. She lands and runs along, not waiting for Luigi. Her crown is missing and blood is dripping on her from above. She gets to the flagpole at the end of the course. Luigi arrives late via bubble.
PEACH: "Luigi? Where'd I lose you?"
Luigi is curled up in pain, a crown embedded in his foot.

Trainer Katie is being begged to help solve the world-ending crisis of Kyogre/Groudon flooding/droughting the entire world.
"I'm on it!"
"Just as soon as I feed a bunch of cupcakes to this tiny mouse."
The person begging nervously asks if she's ready yet and Katie just shouts "I'm BUSY"

Levin the Dream
Smash Tips!
Tip: When using a final smash, Robin's equipment is fully restored!
Robin:"Chrom!"
Chrom:"On my mark!"
(Robin pokes Chrom. A menu pops up. Convoy is selected, then Robin's items are being switched out for undamaged versions)