AWKWARD ZOMBIE

He managed to imitate a Space Aquarium

Really? Cool.

Attempt to hack the elevator using a combination of the Dictionary and Scrambiloni's Wallet

Yes, and then he was visited by a Space Underling name Grotaski and his space Biker friend

Summon all your courage and go down the hallway crying like a little girl.

While not trying to slip on all of those banana peels.

But when you do confront this "Doctor", make him slip on the banana peels!

Wonder if the doctor is sexy

Pretend you are the doctor's lovely assistant, and that you are having an affair with him, much to his wife's frustration. She just doesn't care about him the way you do. Oh no, you two are special, you've got something that she doesn't have.

You eat one of your VARIOUS SNACKS and recover 150 HP. You have a feeling your going to need all the health you can get.



You decide to put some graffiti on the walls. To show The Doc you mean business! You don't have a pen, so you smear your MUSHY VEGETABLES all over the wall instead. You smear the words "DORK FACE" onto the wall. You feel at least 6 or 7 times more edgy.



You just know this place is rigged. You may not see the banana peels, but you know they are there. They are probably just... invisible banana peels or something. Ha! The Doctor is going to have the be a bit more clever than that to outsmart M.G. Fink!




You decide your trip down this hall will be way more badass if you're weeping uncontrollably. You start crying and moving down the hall, being cautious not to slip on any of the invisible banana peels. Unfortunately, trying not to step on invisible traps is tough work, so you stop crying so you can concentrate more.



You imagine you are having an affair with the man who is probably going to kill you. His wife is incredibly upset about the situation, but nobody cares about her, anyway. The whole thing works out like a dumb soap opera that moms like to watch so much.

It's actually pretty uninteresting.



You walk towards the elevator with the intent to hack it. You begin to hear a robotic sounding voice, coming from unseen speakers.

"ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR LAST MOMENTS? ARE YOU SAVORING EVERY BREATH, EVERY STEP, EVERY MOMENT? OR, HAVE YOU NOT COME TO TERMS WITH YOUR CURRENT SITUATION, AND ARE STILL IN DENIAL ABOUT YOUR IMMINENT DEMISE? ARE YOU ONE OF THE ONES THAT HONESTLY BELIEVE YOU HAVE A CHANCE? GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD: THERE IS NO CHANCE. THERE IS NO HOPE. ALL THAT AWAITS YOU IS A PAINFUL DEATH"

You make it over to the elevator, attempt to hack it. You do this by throwing your DICTIONARY and SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET at the button that activates. Since the elevator starts moving, you assume it worked. You really are a genius! You hear the voice again.

"I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT ABOUT YOU PEOPLE. EVEN WHEN THERE IS NO CHANCE, NO HOPE, YOU ALWAYS TAKE THE ELEVATOR. WHY NOT STAY WHERE IT IS SAFE, AND ENJOY YOUR LAST MOMENTS, RATHER THAN DIVE INTO THE HORNET'S NEST? IS IT BECAUSE HUMANS ARE INCAPABLE OF ACCEPTING THE INEVITABLE? OR IS IT THAT HUMANS WISH TO SPEED UP THE PROCESS, RATHER THAN JUST WAIT, UNSURE OF WHEN THE INEVITABLE WILL STRIKE?"

The elevator finally stops. It opens into a high-tech looking room, with all sorts of giant machinery that you guess are probably generators. There is a high-tech looking computer to one side of the room. There is also a very large door up ahead. You have a feeling that The Doctor awaits you just beyond it. You should probably make sure you're ready.

INVENTORY:
ANTI-AIR MISSILE LAUNCHER, BLOODIED LINT, BUSINESS CARD, DICTIONARY, INFINITY REVOLVER, JANITOR'S KEYS, MOP, PIPE, PLANT, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, PRESUMABLY EDIBLE SUBSTANCE, RPG, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S CLOTHING, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET, STAPLER, VARIOUS SNACKS (Eight), WORN-OUT PENNY

EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES

(DARN IT! I had a bad feeling that I did the binary thing wrong. Too late now, though. Just pretend that M.G. Fink just doesn't know what a binary system is, or something.

I really feel like an idiot now...)

Edit: The darn forum thought I was making a smiley when I posted how many snacks were left... Sigh.

Destroy the generators with the rocket launcher. May as well do some damage before you die.


And don't feel bad, Zink. I don't know what an RPG is, other than the video game genre.

It stands for rocket propelled grenade. Basically, a rocket launcher.

Go up to the computer and press Ctrl+V

See what juicy niblets of information are pasted onto the blank canvas of a Word document.

Because It's important to know what your enemy has been copying.

Gather all useful information from the computer and then bash the computer to pieces with whatever you can.
Leave no traces of computer behind.

Throw something into the room first.

They probably have some sort of super-laser defense system like in Mystery Men.

Place WORN PENNY inside your left ear. It can act as a good luck charm.