AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Umbreon had too much caffeine that day and couldn't sleep. Espeon on the other hand, is taking a midday nap

I thought pokemon was a handheld game.

Obviously we are playing on a Super Gameboy.

Moby Games = Relevant?

Agree to not hurt anything in Lavender town if she helps you with your mission.

All you need to do is stall her! The magic wall should keep anyone else from getting up there! Also convince her that you have two personalities.

But Sabrina is awesome, you can't not get her to join you. Plus her psychic abilities will help you with later Team Rocket missions. Plus she's awesome. Wait did I say that already?

lie to her about not hurting anything in lavender town. though you may need to mind block so she doesn't know your lying. also brainwash so she doesn't realize you've already done some damage.

yeah on second thought just beat the crap out of her team using your MAGIKARP. Aw yeah SPLASH ATTACK!


... or not.

1- Get Nicknape to swallow Charmeleon and Wartortle.
2- Hyper beam+flamethrower+water beam
3- ???
4- PROFIT

Pull a Jessie and James and summon a giant robot to steal everyone's pokemon... Just make sure you don't follow their example and fail horribly like they do

What they do wrong is announce who they are. There were a few times where they could have actually gotten away if they didnt try to make such a big exit all the time.

((Tried downloading an Open Canvas4 torrent. It worked on my old computer but not on the new one.))
((I also downloaded a Photoshop CS4 torrent. I couldn't find a flash one that didn't look scary so here's some photoshop.))


You call out Wartortle and Charmeleon to battle. Sabrina, intent on reading your mind, does not realize that Wartortle is attacking without command.
Wartortle tries to Bite Mr. Mime, he dodges and ends up biting Sabrina.


"Ahhh! Get...it...off...me!" she tries to rip Wartortle off and succeeds only to find herself with a massive headache.


"No...I can't see the future. Everything's a blur! But I can still read your mind girl. Your Pokemon is quite clever though~" After she finishes talking her Pokemon suddenly attack. It seems that they're receiving commands from her telepathically.


Venomoth attacks Charmeleon with Disable. But you haven't called a move yet! It's badly timed and fails.
Unfortunately for Wartortle Mr. Mime uses Magical Leaf and knocks out in one shot,
"Powerful, no?"


You're not phased. In fact you try to threaten Sabrina by saying that you will definitely burn down the tower unless she gets out of the way. This only serves to infuriate her.


You call out Pottish, surely it's Mary Jane leaves will leave the opponent in a daze. You order Charmeleon to lightly stroke Pottish's leaves with flames...a smoke appears!
Sleep Powder is in effect and all Pokemon on the field are asleep except for Pottish.


"I knew you were about to that!" both her Pokemon wake up thanks to Chesto berries equipped right before the attack, "Don't underestimate the power of one of the Esper Mistress!"


Huh, how did you miss the fact that your Gameboy doesn't have a second controller port?
"Oi! Pay attention!"


You may be in a pickle but if you can knock out that Mr. Mime there's the possibility of escaping. You could try to stall her but then the other rockets would leave you behind.


You call back Pottish and Charmeleon and call out Nicknape and Badfish. Sabrina just smiles as an opening appears.


Venomoth attacks with Gust while Mr. Mime attacks with Confusion. Both attacks are aimed at Nicknape. Somehow he manages to survive.


"Go ahead attack! I can still read your---hmp hmph!"
What's this...BADFISH! It's splashing all over Sabrina's face! What a trooper!
Nicknape use Hyper Beam on Mr. Mime!


The powerful attack lands. It doesn't knock out Mr. Mime but it was powerful enough to break the barrier. You call back your Pokemon and escape. You hear the chopper arriving at the top of the tower...you have to get there!


"No! You won't escape!" yells Sabrina behind you. It's time to lose her but it's going to be hard since she can read your mind. You reach a fork in a hallway and take the right path since that's where you originally came from.


Sabrina meanwhile follows you and reaches the fork,
"Where are you..."
MIND BLOCK!


"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"


Time to make your getaway. Too bad you couldn't get the Marsh Badge but you doubt she would have handed it over even if you'd won.
You call out Charmeleon and wake him up. You wanted to light the first floor first but it looks like that won't be possible.


"Hurry up Sky!" yells Talia. Prof. Dawkingw throws you you a rope ladder and you jump on it.


"Good job Sky," says Admin Talia, "You are now Rank B! I'll give you your badge once we get to Celadon. Have you seen our headquarters yet?"
You sigh and smile as you watch the Pokemon Tower burn.


"By the way Sky," says Dawkings, "Are these yours? They tried following you until they heard the chopper."
It's Pika and Burnie! And they were getting it on!

What is pikachu, a kiwi or something, those things lay eggs the size of their own (or in some cases, almost bigger) torsos!

I personally think that Pikachu's are mammals but I used an egg since it's more canon.

I used to play a game called pokemon sniper, and the pokemon bled orange blood.

I always thought of them as their own sort of subdivision of blood-heat