AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Variant on Omni's idea
Bug Juice:
Alph orders PANK pikmin to pick up a fruit. PANK pikmin start sucking juice out of fruit, leaving a shriveled fruit and a bunch of round, juicefilled PANK pikmin. Alph puts them in the juicer.

I Can't Think of a Clever Title and OOPS NO TITLE is overused: (Any Fire Emblem, Blazing Sword used as example)
Great Lord Hector breaks his last weapon in combat, and turns to see Matthew nearby. He asks to have his spare sword.
Matthew obliges, and tosses a thief's dagger to Hector. Hector holds his arms/arm out to catch it, only for it to transform into one of his broadswords midway and smash him in the face.

Likewise for Title Situation: (Harvest Moon)
Thoroughly worn out player rests in Hot Spring. His equipment begins to slip out of his pockets/rucksack. After rest time is over, he proceeds to grab his equipment, and eventually reaches for the fishing rod. There is a fish on the hook, with player making a "what the heck have I been bathing in" face.

Pro-Protein:
The crew make it back to their planet only to be greeted by crowds that are wary of the foodstuffs they've brought.
ALPH: "I know it isn't our usual cuisine...
Charlie starts up a grill.
ALPH: "...but we met this guy named Louie and he gave us some ideas."
Charlie throws a slab of meat on the grill. Behind him is a picture of a Bulborb with different cuts of meat indicated. Several animal corpses are piled beside the S. S. Drake.

First post! Nice to meet you all.

Phoenix Wright spoilers? Will put it in tags just in case:

Boxed In
Panel 1
Phoenix looks concerned on the defense side. Perhaps "shock" face. There is a radio ala Justice for All on the witness stand.

MAYA (Through radio.)
Phoenix! Phoenix! I've been kidnapped by a psychotic killer who might have something to do with the case!

Panel 2
Phoenix is showing his "sweatdrops" on the defense side. Maya as appeared in Trials and Tribulations, Chapter 5 on the witness stand.

MAYA
Phoenix! Phoenix! I'm being accused of murder because I was spirit channeling someone while they committed the crime!

Panel 3
Maya is in a cage above the witness stand. Phoenix's head is on the defense table, resigned.

MAYA
Phoenix! Phoenix! They're accusing me of being a witch!

Panel 4
Maya is in a box. Layton and Phoenix are playing cards and drinking grape juice. If you wish, Luke could be by the fire or poking the box.

MAYA (From the box.)
Phoenix! Phoenix! I'm stuck in a box and can't get out.

PHOENIX (Red in the face, screaming.)
Figure it out!

Dragon Age: Imposition

First panel shows Katie inquisitor and party closing a fade portal, magical bolts flying everwhere
Second panel shows them fighting a dragon or horde of darkspawn
Third panel shows the Inquisitor on her throne, sentencing someone to be executed
Fourth panel shows her picking flowers out in a field, cute fennecs (foxes) capering around.
Back in the keep, Inquisitor standing by the war table with advisors.
"You know, I've got kind of a lot on my plate at the moment, do you think we could get someone else to go find elfroot?"

Advisors turn to each other, nod and one says simply. "We never actually needed it, we just thought you needed to do something more soothing. You can get a little 'intense'".
Last panel shows Inquisitor angrily striding away from citadel. 3 sillhouettes hanging from the battlements.

I can't think of a witty title.

This comic idea is mainly based off of something that just happened while I was playing the new Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire remakes. You can sometimes see a pokemon's tail pop out of the grass. Well, I saw a Skitty's tail which was awesome because I wanted a Skitty since they are a pain to find, and this one had a chance of having it's hidden ability or a special attack. Well, I tip toe over to it, trying to be super careful, and right as I was at it, a trainer noticed me, walked over, and stepped right on the Skitty, and then he just stood there while trying to battle me.

So yeah, a comic where a trainer sees a pokemon's tail (maybe make it shiny just to drive the point home that they want it), they sneak over to it, being all stealthy and what not, then a bug catcher sees them and and waltzes on over and stomps down on the pokemon.

I like that!

Welcome to the asylum, new meat.

I kid. We are quite polite and civilized here. We even use the soup spoon and the salad fork. By the way, you have no allergies, do you? The last guy broke out in hives when we mixed in the walnuts. His pus ruined the salad dressing.


Can I suggest a bit of a tweak? Also, why is she always in a box? Is that something that happens during the crossover? I haven't played it yet. Also, can someone PM me and tell me if the twist is as stupid as it was in the first two Layton games and if it was, how Phoenix reacts? Those were the only ones I actually played. I got rustled at how ludicrous and out of left field they were and kinda gave up on the series.
Case 1-2
MAYA
I'm your boss's sister! I've been accused of her murder!

PHOENIX
Don't worry! I'll help you!

Case 2-2
MAYA
I murdered my client while channeling someone who had a grudge against him! What am I going to do?!

PHOENIX
I'll get to the bottom of this!

Case 2-4
MAYA
*via radio* NICK! NICK! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!

PHOENIX
AHHHH!

GUMSHOE
Boy, is she ever not in trouble?

Case 3-5
MAYA
I'M BEING ACCUSED OF MURDER! AGAIN!

PHOENIX
*facepalm*

Crossover
MAYA
I'M BEING ACCUSED OF BEING A WITCH!

PHOENIX
*playing cards with Layton* You channel spirits. I have a hard time arguing against that one.

MAYA
NICK, HELP ME!

PHOENIX
*throws cards in the air* GET YOURSELF OUT FOR ONCE!

Also, a Skyrim one, though I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if it's already done by others a hundred times already.
The Chosen One
KODLAK
Welcome to the Companions!

DOHVAHKATIE
Sweet.

BRYNJOLF
Welcome to the Thieves Guild.

DOHVAHKATIE
Cool.

ASTRID
Welcome to the Dark Brotherhood.

DOHVAHKATIE
Nice.

FARALDA
Your application to the Mage's College has been accepted.

DOHVAHKATIE
Okay.

*later*
FARKAS
Kodlak, the Harbinger of the Companions, has died! He has named you as his successor!

DOHVAHKATIE
Wait, what? But I'm the newest recruit!

BRYNJOLF
The head of the Thieves Guild has betrayed us. You are the new head of the guild.

DOHVAHKATIE
But I'm the newest guy here!

ASTRID
I made a terrible mistake! You have to take my place as the leader of the Dark Brotherhood!

DOHVAHKATIE
WHY IS EVERYONE PROMOTING THE NEWBIE TO THE TOP POSITION?!

TOLFDIR
Well, the Archmage is dead. Guess that makes you the new Archmage.

DOHVAHKATIE
But I'm the newest student! I'm not even a teacher! I'm... You know what? Fine. I don't even care anymore.

Live and Never Say Die:
The crew lead a force of 100 Pikmin into a cave. They successfully capture fruit, defeat enemies, and clear obstacles with minimal losses. They find a stash of explosive rocks and pick them up. One of the Pikmin stands too close to a flame. A chain reaction results in a massive explosion destroying the entire operation, Pikmin included. The three crewmembers lay on their backs.
CHARLIE: "This never happened."
Charlie presses a button on his Kopad that says "Restart Day."

Smooth/Pure Yay:
Pikmin are carrying a bunch of fruit when one carrying an explosive accidentally sets it off by tripping, blowing the fruit to smithereens.
Charlie looks at the aftermath and shakes his head.
CHARLIE: "What a disaster."
BRITTANY: "Not quite."
Brittany has collected all the detonated fruit into a cup to make a smoothie. Picks a Pikmin leaf out of it.

Gym Training
Brendan/May enter Roxanne's gym, passes by every single trainer.
Roxanne:I bet my Gym was a real challenge, huh?
Moves on to Brawly's Gym, gets by every single puzzle.
Brawly:Hehe! Nice job, dude, must've been hard getting through!
Protagonist:Uhhh....
On to Mauville
Wattson:Oh my, looks like you made it by without getting shocked!
Protagonist:How could I?
Next stop, Norman!
Norman:Well done, Son/Daughter, I'm sure you handled each and every trainer with the right strategy.
Protagonist:I just spammed Brick Break...

Appendix: The gyms are pathetic.

Father Figurine (Smash Bros for 3DS/Wii U)
Robin is knocking on a door labeled 'Customize' with a wrench icon on it.
"Samus, are you alright in there? It's been a couple of hours."
Robin pushes the door open.
Samus has a grin on her face and is wearing a school uniform over her zero suit and a bow in her hair. She's sitting at a table between two soulless Mii fighters she created (a male and a female) staring into the distance. She doesn't notice Robin.
Samus: "I had a great, normal childhood time at school, mom and dad! I made lots of friends today and aced my algebra exam!"
Robin is way creeped out.

Fun, Guns, and Fungus:
Various Mario characters make fun of Captain Toad.
LUIGI: "Why can't you jump? Afraid of heights."
Captain Toad laughs along with the others. We see a flashback featuring Captain Toad. He's sitting in a wheel chair wearing a military uniform covered in medals, his legs are in casts.
CAPTAIN: "Hah, yeah..."
Thousand yard stare.

Truffle Shuffle:
Toad runs around and increases in speed with 3-D World's signature effects. Cat Luigi grabs his stomach and runs over to a sand pit. Fire Mario is shooting fireballs in the wrong direction.
PEACH: "Alright, Mushroom chili was a bad idea, I admit it."

Villager vs the EPA

Villager chops down a tree and gets reprimanded by the EPA for using it as an attack.