AWKWARD ZOMBIE

If you're bad at drawing circles, I guess you'll just have to draw a Minecraft comic.

Numerous Advantages:
Master Hand and Crazy Hand get together with a giant pen and clipboard.
HANS: "Okay guys. New members and all, so we have to cover restrictor plates again."
The new guys listen up. The rest of the Smash crew lounge and drink coffee.
HANS: "Marth, no use of the actual Fire Emblem."
MARTH: "Whatever."
HANS: "Bowser, no use of Star Rod, Dream Stone, Bean Star, or any other wish granting artifact."
BOWSER: "Sure."
HANS: "Ganondorf, as usual, no turning the world into a twisted version of itself midbattle."
GANONDORF: "No promises."
HANS: "Samus buddy, no Power Bombs."
SAMUS: "Typical."
HANS: "...aaannnd Olimar..."
Whole group laughs at the thought.
SHULK: "What's he going to do?"
HANS: "Let's keep the swarm down to four or five, keep things fair."
Olimar shrugs. The crew turns around to see he has several thousand Pikmin behind him, also drinking coffee.

Hefty Cost:
Brittany throws a bunch of Pikmin in a hurry to take down a big critter. Turns around while they're fighting to double check something on her iPad knockoff. The Pikmin take out the rest of the critter's health only for it to fall on them.
BRITTANY: "Alright guys, carry him back."
Brittany finally looks back behind her. Doesn't seem to notice that the Pikmin have been crushed.
BRITTANY: "Good job getting right on that. Now, all together, lift..."

Grounded Dutchman/Sweet Release:
Captain Charlie sends a bunch of Pikmin into battle. Many of them fall, but the enemy is defeated. Scores of Pikmin ghosts rise up.
CHARLIE: "Hey, you weren't dismissed!!"
Last panel shows Pikmin ghosts carrying back the loot.

What's the Catch? (Smash Bros 3DS)
Little Mac chucks an item capsule at Luigi.
Luigi: "Yikes!"
He catches it in midair.
Cut to Luigi catching a home run bat thrown at him."Gotcha!"
Cut to Luigi catching Link's bomb. "Whoooa!"
Cut to Luigi catching Pac-Man's key. "Mine now!"
Cut to Luigi catching Mega Man's saw blade. "Nice try-"
His hands bleed where he caught it. "...ow."

it is physically impossible for me to come up with a title for this (Smash 4)
"PK THUNDER!"
"PK FIRE!"
"PK FLASH!"
"PK BAT!"
"PK POKÉBALL!"
"PK BREAKFAST!"
Someone who isn't Ness: "Uh, Ness, you know, you don't have to add "PK" to every-"
Ness: "PK HELP ME"

Alphabet Omega/Souped Up/Starvation Education:
Professor Layton prepares himself a bowl of soup. Accidentally grabs a can that's been labeled by Luke.
"DO NOT FEED TO LAYTON"
Layton opens the can without looking and pours the can's content into a bowl. He stares mesmerized at the bowl. Time passes with the professor stirring the soup without eating any. Several years later his skeleton is found sitting in front of the bowl of soup. It turns out to be Alphabet Soup and he's starved to death trying to decipher it.

OOPS NO TITLE:
Katie goes to the battle maison and buys a toxic orb. Katie picks up the toxic orb. Last panel is Katie being taken to the hospital by poison control.

She just doesn't use many forum users' ideas anymore, give it a rest

Ballistic Buddies:
Charlie engages a tough enemy. Throws every kind of Pikmin he has at it. Realizes he also threw his crew members. They are laying on the ground with cracked helmets and sour expressions.
CHARLIE: "What? Its mouth wasn't even open. Walk it off."

Hint, Hint:
Phoenix: "What's this?"
Layton: "Why, that's a Hint Coin. You can use it for a hint on a difficult puzzle."
Phoenix: "Hmm, I wonder if it could have other uses..."
Cut to Phoenix in the Witches' Court, looking nervous.
He holds out the Hint Coin.
A giant neon sign reading "KILLER" drops and hangs over someone's head.
OPTIONAL:
Phoenix: "I am such an awesome attorney."

PK Title?
Psycho? (As PK is psycho-kinetic)

Half-Live Wire/Not Conducive To Good Health/Bad Conduct/Events, Current & Tragic:
Brittany finds a Data File.
DATA FILE: "Yellow Pikmin can conduct electricity."
BRITTANY: "All Pikmin can conduct electricity."
We see a chain of various colored Pikmin hooked up to voltage to trigger a light bulb. Several burst into flame.
BRITTANY: "Some just aren't good at it."

Anyways, farted out an idea for a game Katie prob'ly wouldn't even draw about these days :U

Scraptrap (Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel)
(or SCR4P-TP or Every Man's Trash...)

Claptrap (the Fragtrap): *rave party dancing with his Minitrap* "Unts-unts-unts-unts--" *sniped through the eye... thing; shrill robotic screaming; totally dead*
Nisha: "Oh THANK GOD that annoying little sh*t FINALLY shut up!"
Athena: "You're right..." *sigh* something's wrong. Wilhelm, have you seen Cla--..."
Wilhelm: *wearing Claptrap's body casing over his head (either as a hat or a helmet with his face where the eye would be), the eye with the bullet hole as a necklace, and the wheel/other metal scraps on his shoulders* ...NO. (alternatively: "......what?")

Wilhelm really wants to be a robot. This is pretty much a win-win.

Yet another long time fan with a single idea to share, this time about a game that isnt even released, but is getting extremely well received in the beta releases. I really like this idea though, and I've seen AZ do one-concept exceptions so I thought why not share the idea.

The game is Evolve. It's an PvP arena shooter from the team known for Counter Strike and all Left 4 Dead games. Four players team up as human Hunters against the fifth player, a powerful monster it is their objective to kill at all costs. That's about all that needs to be known about the game to get the joke. The four hunter classes are Medic, Assist, Assault and Trapper, and they have named sub-classes. The idea CAN be turned into a TF2 comic though, because both games contain a medic class with a syringe gun.


The human team is prepping for battle, or talking mid-hunt.
Trapper: Medic?
Medic: Yes Trapper?
Trapper: You know what's really been bugging me?
Trapper: Why are you shooting tranquillizers at big monsters we are trying to hunt down and KILL? Why don't you just use lethal injections?
Medic: (derp moment in case of TF2, ends the comic. Otherwise, for Evolve...)
Medic holds up his syringe gun: "...I AM using euthanasia. They don't do more than slow the monster down for a few seconds."

Refreshing/Quenched/With and Without Pulp:
The juice runs low on the S. S. Drake and the crew have to ration it. We see mostly empty bottles in the background on the shelf. One of the crewmembers is caught drinking more than their share.
"Turn on the juicer."
Last panel has the two remaining crewmembers sitting in front of the same shelf, but now there are several bottles filled with red liquid and an empty space suit.

Pulpmin/Onion Undone:
The Onion absorbs other Onions, growing ever more colorful.
ALPH: "It's beautiful."
BRITTANY: "It's mesmerizing."
CHARLIE: "It's delicious!!"
We see that the captain has taken a bite out of the Onion.

Unacceptable Bosses:
Captain Charlie and his crew have a meeting to discuss survival tactics. He first speaks to Alph and Brittany.
CHARLIE: "...and if you do get separated from the ship and have to spend the night on the surface, find a defensible location where we can find you the next day."
The captain turns to the Pikmin.
CHARLIE: "...and you guys ummmm....try to give the Bulborbs indigestion. Punch and kick on the way down."
This last line might be delivered out the window as the ship flies into space.