AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Gentlemen, it's that time of year again. Time to prove what great gifts puberty has given you. And as much fun as an AZ barbershop quartet would be in seeing how deep your voice can really go, I'm talking about facial hair. For one whole month(or more, I won't judge), leave your precious manly face mane untouched by razors or similar shaving apparatus.

"But Marcato, I have to shave for work!"

Fine, then. Let THE MAN tell you what to do. I won't laugh at you for being a conformist, except I totally will. Studies show that beards are guaranteed to make you hella good looking. Don't you go questioning science now! Remember that cutie in your class that never notices you? Yeah, that sweet honey likes beards. Now go tell her(or him, again, I won't judge) how great their hair looks while you show them YOUR great hair. Take manly pictures. Make manly friends. Go camping or some other manly shit. Eat ribs and get barbeque sauce all over your glorious beard, you animal.

GO!!!!!

......OK, girls can go camping, too....

No shave november never ended for me

my leg hairs are luxurious

Oh em gee, Cori, where did you get those fuzzy tights?

Cori you're disqualified from this year's competition, you're already a bear.

Wow, rude.

I actually shaved my whole head (except my eyebrows/lashes) bald on October 30th, so I have a pretty clean slate to grow from this month. I already have more facial hair than most the guys at my school can grow in 3 months.

Fuck, I had to shave for my interview today. And if I end up getting the job, I think I have to stay clean-shaven.

How handsome is your beard? Some people like magnificent beards that look cool.

Not very handsome now that it's gone.

I finally have a job where I don't need to shave
too bad I can't grow real facial hair

do your best

it's the effort that matters

I won't be participating since that would require shaving my beard and I love it so. Plus I hate that awkward pedo stache phase that lasts like a month.