
Hello friends. Olllllllllllllllllll' Uncle Spoonerino's been a bit busy with real life stuff lately eh but apparently Christmas is still gonna barrel on ahead anyway, very rude. Yeah I know, Halloween's not even over and done with yet buuuuuuut the brakes don't stop on the secret santa train huh
So you all know what the go is I'm sure unless you're from one of those weird Eastern Bloc nations where you've got Krampus instead.
Here's the link to last year's thread where you can waste some time reading old posts if you've not got much going on in your day at the moment.
If you don't know what the go is, it's Secret Santa yeah? You put your name in a thing and you get some other dude's name and you buy a thing right, you've done it or at least seen it on TV at some point whatever, I don't know why I even invited you, fuck.
Does this sound like a thing you're into maybe? Here are some things to consider:
◘Your parents want to know when you're going to get a job. Seriously man, for real.
◘There are a lot of countries out there - like those weird Eastern Bloc places we just mentioned. Possibly you're going to get somebody who lives in a whole different place than you golly whiz mister. That means you might have to shell out for international shipping, which can be a little more expensive depending on a variety of factors. If you don't want to bother with all that trouble, then don't put your name down.
◘There's no price range, because you aren't twelve. I trust and respect you, forum member, and your ability to independently decide that hey, maybe it's a bit weird to blow hundreds of dollars on an internet strange, kind of creepy. Also, kind of a dick move to send somebody a dollar, I think. Don't be a dick. Don't be creepy. Not hard.
◘You guys like makin stuff huh? Arts and things, music sometimes too I think? Whatever man, you know what you're about, I guess. If you want to make your buddy a picture of megaman bein a righteous dude at the beach or whatever then hey more power to you. Refer to the above point. Don't be a dick; make it a totally bitchin megaman yeah? And don't be creepy; don't make it naked megaman with like, that person's face on it, or something. I don't know. People are weird sometimes, huh. Again, it's not complicated. Don't be a dick, don't be creepy.
◘Also, if you're a new member or you just lurk and don't post much, maybe think about sitting this one out? It'll probably be a bit tricky for somebody to buy you a thing if they don't really know much about you yeah
◘It's supposed to be a bit of fun yeah? Have fun with it. Be excellent to each other. At the same time, don't expect like you're going to have all your hopes and dreams come true, here; it's just a little ol thing on them internets huh.
If you're still with me, then hey, bully for you. Should you wish to throw cheddar at people on the internet and get things back again, then drop me a private message before
November 14. This is an arbitrary date, and probably I can fit you in if you're a day or two off the mark, but do try yes. After which I will try to assign you your people within a few days, and then woah santa time.
This message must contain your
full postal details as well as your
full legal name. Nobody is using it to see what animes you torrent but we need your name to slap on the box yeah? The fella at the post office is going to be well confused if there's mail addressed to xXx_DaedalusOmega69_xXx isn't he
So get on it son