AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"Yes. Yes it is. Her parents had a cruel sense of humor."



"I do not, I'm afraid. It's a shame I don't, as it would probably be the last drink you would ever have."



"Oh, you can try. I won't stop you. However, the door is much too strong to be destroyed with a rocket. You would just end up wasting your ammunition."



"*Sigh*. Stop acting like an infant. Get up. These are your last moments. Best to spend them doing something more productive than crying. Like knitting, or something along those lines."



"I-

Okay, I honestly haven't a clue how to respond to that one."

How do I can open that door please?

"That all depends what door you are talking about, assuming you are talking about opening a door. I really have trouble telling with your horrible grammar. If you are referring to the one on the lobby; you don't. That door is sealed, and there is no way for you to open it. If you are referring to the one right behind you, you simply push the large button. Go ahead, it isn't locked. The Doctor is expecting you.

Well, it has been a pleasure speaking to you again, but I must be off. I probably won't see you again. Or, at least, all of you. I might see some of your blood or organs, depending on whether or not I have to mop the floors.

So long, old chap!"

Jacques Smith then leaves. Talking with him always leaves you feeling way less confident than before.

INVENTORY:
ANTI-AIR MISSILE LAUNCHER, BLOODIED LINT, BUSINESS CARD, DICTIONARY, INFINITY REVOLVER, JANITOR'S KEYS, MOP, MUSHY VEGETABLES, PIPE, PLANT, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, PRESUMABLY EDIBLE SUBSTANCE, RPG, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S CLOTHING, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET, STAPLER, VARIOUS SNACKS (9), WORN-OUT PENNY

EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES

(Guys, I swear that stuff is about to get really interesting, epic, and what-not. Please start posting again..)

GET BACK YOUR CONFIDENCE BY PUTTING SUNGLASSES ON DRAMATICALLY

Search the room for something to protect you from the wrath of the doctor.




Also, I wonder if we'll be able to get this adventure to 40 pages by the end of Labor Day. And yes, that is a challenge.

DamMit, I just realized I left you guys with virtually no options for commands other than "Go through the daisies door." I should have thought about that earlier.

Also, Gigoergong, there is no way we are making it to 40 pages before labor day. I don't get nearly enough commands for that.

Become a ninja. Sneak into the room with the door instead of going in it.

Pretend you are a Binary System

You attempt to regain your lost faith in yourself by putting on sunglasses. Unfortunately, you realize you don't have any. You end up feeling even worse than before.

Great job there, dork-doofus.



You imagine that you are a Binary System. 00110010101010101110001010101010110001101010
10101010101010101000111001010111000001111001010
1010101010101010100101011010101010111001010101010

You get bored of this pretty quickly, so you stop.



You figure The Doctor can't kill you if he can't see you! You stealthily head open to the door and open it. Unfortunately, since it is a high-door, it makes a big show of opening and is pretty loud and noticeable.

There is a long hallway. The walls are that bluish-grayish shade everything high-tech seems to be, and are lined with all sorts of computer monitors, displaying data you have no capacity to understand. There is a high-tech looking elevator at the other end of the hall.

INVENTORY:
ANTI-AIR MISSILE LAUNCHER, BLOODIED LINT, BUSINESS CARD, DICTIONARY, INFINITY REVOLVER, JANITOR'S KEYS, MOP, MUSHY VEGETABLES, PIPE, PLANT, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, PRESUMABLY EDIBLE SUBSTANCE, RPG, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S CLOTHING, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET, STAPLER, VARIOUS SNACKS (9), WORN-OUT PENNY

EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES

Eat one of your snacks. Being as awesome as you are is hungry work.

We'll see about that. We Awkward Zombies can get a lot done if we have enough time on our hands. Anyway, if we manage to get 40 pages before Labor Day is over, then I'm posting fanart. I'm not saying it will be good, but it will be fanart.

Before you go in the elevator, write crude things on the walls

Try not to slip on all of those banana peels that have been set on the floor to slip you.

No, Zink, I mean the binary system, not a code. A binary code is 1010101010110101010100101001010101010, but a binary system is a group of planets orbiting two stars orbiting each other

the more you know

How will he imitate that? He'll need more than one person.

There's lots of Binary stars in Spore~