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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:44 am 
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Feeding Frenzy:
Olimar battles Rosalina. Party Ball releases food. Both go for the food and start gobbling it up. Both look up in horror at each other. Rosalina has the Pikmin in her mouth. Olimar has Luma in his.

Pwn Goal:
Olimar, Pikachu, Little Mac, and Greninja battle in a Time Match. Each panel shows them scoring points resulting in a tie so far. Last set of panels has countdown begin. 5...4...3...2...
Olimar looks around, grabs one of his Pikmin and tosses it off the stage/into water. Gains a point.
...1
And the winner is Olimar!!

You Magicant Win:
Three fighters try to take on Ness in Magicant. Ness reveals he has complete control of the surroundings and obliterates the competition.

Do The Minion Mash:
Bowser has a discussion with one of his minions.
BOWSER: "No. I can't let you be in my moveset. I won't risk one of my minions in this slaughter..."
Bowser looks behind him at Pikmin getting stomped on, Luma getting knocked away, and Peach blocking a missile with Toad.
BOWSER: "IT WOULD BE UNCONSCIONABLE!!"
Bowser glares at other fighters.

Devil's Hands & Idle Playthings:
The Smash characters are smashing each other when one of the three Daybreak parts falls from the sky. They grab it, and then a second piece falls from the sky. It gets grabbed. In the next panel we see Crazy Hand and Master Hand in the background of the stage. Crazy Hand throws the third piece into the fray.
MASTER HAND: "That was the Dragoon engine."
The three mismatched pieces get assembled, rocketing one of the fighters around in the air while the others run for their lives.
CRAZY HAND: "I know."
The Hands fistbump.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Villainous Flair or Flare Hair Flair (Pokemon X/Y)
(yes, Pokemon X/Y again)

[Lumiose City, Professor Sycamore's Lab]

Trainer (Katie) walks through the door.
Trainer: Oh boy, I can't wait to see the Professor and get a second starter! Everything today is going swell! Nothing bad at all!
Lysandre exits from the elevator across the room. A comic panel zooms in to focus solely on his hair.
Trainer: (shadowy extreme close-up with narrowed eyes) That's villain hair.


This was (at least the second line) word for word my exact and instantaneous response to seeing Lysandre. No hesitation. No contemplation. I even said it out loud despite being by myself.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Another good name would be Signal Hair.


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Or perhaps upon leaving the elevator he begins his hammy speechrant about world beauty and everything, leaning in EXTREMELY CLOSE to HIGHLIGHT all the KEYWORDS that trigger the "HI, I'M THE MAIN VILLAIN" flag. And after all of that and practically forcefeeding hints about "I'mma go destroy the world now, k".... theeeen it zooms in on the trainer's/Katie's face and says "That's villain hair." Like... out of ALL of that -- the painfully obvious villain speech, the fancy clothes, the fact the game forces you to listen and stare at him, talks about changing the world, etc. -- out of AAAALL of that... all they notice is the hair looks like 'villain hair'. This is almost exactly what I did in my playthrough.

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With the Mii Fighters in the 3DS and Wii U installments of the game, It introduces an opportunity for Self-Insertion

Reunion
Katie (Representing the Mii Fighter) is Reunited with Chrom and the Rest of the Shepherds (Courdacy of Lucina) in a rare emotional moment in the Strip's history, We're gonna need it after BitF's Finale today

Just an Introduction
Katie introduces Norrin to the Smash Bros. Hilarity ensues that is family friendly due to the absence of Brawl in the Family

Kerfuffle
Something with Dedede, Kirby, Adaline, Meta Knight, and Katie because Brawl in the Family


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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SpoonerTheTrinity wrote:
With the Mii Fighters in the 3DS and Wii U installments of the game, It introduces an opportunity for Self-Insertion

Reunion
Katie (Representing the Mii Fighter) is Reunited with Chrom and the Rest of the Shepherds (Courdacy of Lucina) in a rare emotional moment in the Strip's history, We're gonna need it after BitF's Finale today

I don't get it. Are you trying to connect a Mii version of Katie to Tactician!Katie?

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Just an Introduction
Katie introduces Norrin to the Smash Bros. Hilarity ensues that is family friendly due to the absence of Brawl in the Family

Norton already plays Smash, other strips have shown him playing with Katie.

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Kerfuffle
Something with Dedede, Kirby, Adaline, Meta Knight, and Katie because Brawl in the Family

Uh, a tribute like that would depend on how Katie feels about BitF. And how well she can draw Adeleine.

I don't think BitF needs to be copied as a tribute to it anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Armor Than Meets The Eye/Less Than Zero Suit:
Zero Suit Samus, Mario, Villager, and Samus battle. Mario knocks Samus down and grabs her.
MARIO: "Wait..."
Looks behind him at Zero Suit Samus, looks back at regular Samus. Takes off helmet. Solid Snake is in the armor.

Possible alternate punchline has Zero Suit not participating in the battle. Snake is revealed.
MARIO: "If you're in here...where's Samus?"
We cut away to Zero Suit Samus in her relaxed shorts outfit, sunbathing and enjoying a cocktail.

Fatal Frame:
Little Mac gets back from a jog in his trademark pink jogging suit.
GANONDORF: "Does Peach know you're stealing her look, Mrs. Mac?"
Ganondorf laughs as Little Mac removes the hood revealing his wire frame appearance. Ganondorf shuts up and goes pale.

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Overhydration:
Pac-man vs. Wolf. Pac-man places fire hydrant. Wolf uses fire hydrant as bathroom.


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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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Tastes Like Victory

Panel One: Hawkeye Gough had the Black Everlasting Dragon of Calamity,Kalameet,in a headlock inside a wrestling ring.

Panel Two: Dragonslayer Ornstein,in the stands,stands,demanding, "GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!"

Panel Three: Executioner Smough is revealed to be seated right next to Ornstein,who says, "EAT HIS FINGERS!"

Panel Four: Knight Artorias the Abysswalker is revealed to be seated next to Smough,who is glaring at Smough with extreme disapproval with Ornstein.

Panel Five: Smough shrugs and say,incredulously, "What?"

Source: Dark Souls I.

Yes,I registered to voice this idea. I'll be good.

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OOPS NO TITLE:
Mario is watching Link smash pots in his apartment.
MARIO: "Why do you smash up so many pots?
LINK: "It's kinda fun, don't you think? Besides, pots often have things inside them such as cheddar, hearts, arrows or-"
Link slices a pot which explodes and destroys Mario's room.
MARIO: "...bombs?"


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Shush, logic

Zero is running around obliterating bandits point blank with a shotgun, Salvador is dual-sniping, Maya is throwing magic spheres so it damages the surrounding enemies, and Axton repurposes his gun into a health machine.

Cuts to the original four vault hunters facepalming.

MORDECAI: We're doomed.

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 Post subject: Re: COMIC IDEAS
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AwkwardSkeleton wrote:
OOPS NO TITLE:
Mario is watching Link smash pots in his apartment.
MARIO: "Why do you smash up so many pots?
LINK: "It's kinda fun, don't you think? Besides, pots often have things inside them such as cheddar, hearts, arrows or-"
Link slices a pot which explodes and destroys Mario's room.
MARIO: "...bombs?"


How about "Pot Bomb"?

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Twice Shy:
We see Marth running angrily across a battlefield.
"GOD...
...DAMN...
...IT!!!..."
Behind him and catching up is Pac-Man in Final Smash form trying to eat him.

Alternate delivery could have him dodging all the previous fighters who could eat/bite him only for him to be caught by Pac-Man.

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AwkwardSkeleton wrote:
OOPS NO TITLE:
Mario is watching Link smash pots in his apartment.
MARIO: "Why do you smash up so many pots?
LINK: "It's kinda fun, don't you think? Besides, pots often have things inside them such as cheddar, hearts, arrows or-"
Link slices a pot which explodes and destroys Mario's room.
MARIO: "...bombs?"

Alternative joke path:
(cont.)
LINK: "It's kinda fun, don't you think? Besides, pots often have things inside them such as cheddar, hearts, arrows or-"
MARIO: "Have you ever tried looking inside them first?"
LINK: ............. *mortified stare as his reality shatters around him*

Title for this alternate version could be... uh... Pot Hole Plot Hole ... I mean... the pots are usually open like any normal pot... the rest have lids that could just be opened.... so...... yeah.
And for that last bit... I'm thinking, like, a One Piece level of reaction face... with a multi-panel zoom.

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Omnithea wrote:
Twice Shy:
We see Marth running angrily across a battlefield.
"GOD...
...DAMN...
...IT!!!..."
Behind him and catching up is Pac-Man in Final Smash form trying to eat him.

Alternate delivery could have him dodging all the previous fighters who could eat/bite him only for him to be caught by Pac-Man.

I like the first delivery. Say, the panels get closer each word he says.
Maybe he could even be chased by Greninja and Yoshi as the same time.
More funnies if one is on his team and they're still teaming against him.
Even more if it's a Mario stage and he ends up jumping into a pipe for shelter only for a Chomper to come up and reveal he's in its mouth.
Close up on Marth: "WHY DOES EVERYTHING WANT TO EAT ME"
(EDIT: OH MY GOD GUYS I MADE A FUNNY I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD DO THAT)

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