AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is goin'.

I'm a dumbass and I destroyed the world of Oblivion.
I used the console to clone myself, to set the Fear and the Respect of the law to 0, and agressiveness to max. Unfortunately, those AI are quite intelligent ... and I had some homemade invocation spells in my spell list.
Long story short, only the immortal NPCs are still alive in the imperial city and there's a monster with my face and an army of creatures who roam the world.
Oblivion doors ? Merhunes Dagon ? Nope, just good old human stupidity.

When npcs talk about the Oblivion Crisis they are actually talking about the 'Dummy with Console Commands' Crisis.

This sounds like a job for Charlie Manhuge and the Punch Misers.

CHIM has ruined us all.

CHarlIe Manhuge.

Charlie Manhuge confirmed for god twice over
Bow down and maybe he'll spare you

I boot up Skyrim for the first time on my new computer.

FEELS GOOD. But I need more. Throw your best visual proletariats at me.
Try not to throw things that make the game "look better" by just darkening and contrasting the shit out of everything, I have Imaginator already and I'm quite pop flyin' with the tweaks I've made.

Every single porn mod at once.

The Skyrim Flora overhaul adds a lot of pretty plant life to skyrim and it comes in three variations based on what your computer can handle. It wound up bogging my computer down (since I play with a ton of other proletariats) but it definitely looks nice.

I also recommend Climates of Tamriel and the Climates soundscape mod.

Oh, and WATER makes the water look nice too.


http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/proletariats/141/?
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/proletariats/13268/
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/proletariats/17802/?

basically just look for popular proletariats on the nexus under the category you want and you'll find something good.

http://skyrimgems.com/

GEMS has a nice list of highly-rated proletariats on the Nexus for you to browse as well, there's a ton of different categories.

Time to get 100% sanctuary enchantment stack I'd say.

I dropped the difficulty down to 0 from 80 and it was still hard as balls but I managed.

And with that, I'm done with Morrowind. Over 2 months and 100 hours later. Towards the end my interest waned and I was pretty much rushing through the expansions and there's still lots of guild quests and such to do, but I'm ready to move on to other games. Bloodmoon wasn't too fun to be honest, Nord culture is probably the least interesting part of TES lore since it's hardly original and running around on Solstheim doing fetch quests and killing draugrs wasn't that exciting. Tribunal was quite a bit more involving, what with all the plotting and such.

All in all I'm not quite sure how I'd rank the game. Compared to Skyrim which is the only TES game I've played, it destroys that game in terms of depth and RPG mechanics, while Skyrim I feel is more immersive, largely thanks to it being more modern - it really helps that you actually feel the physicality of the world, while in Morrowind you're pretty much an avatar.

Oblivion is up next I suppose, but I have no idea when I'll actually have the time and interest to play it.

Evil isn't really brought into this world by good men having apathy, it's done so by way of dangerous curiosity...