AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm contemplating on what villagers I want in my town. Why are all the normal villagers usually the cutest? I want cute ones that still are still varied in personality types.
I'm thinking:
Currently have:
Poppy
Diana
Fauna
Lopez

Want:
Ankha
Lucky (For novelty)
Aurora
Bruce
Papi
Bunnie

Also, just got the last piece of Gold Furniture. Hype.

If you really want him to leave, just don't interact with him at all. Don't hit him with the net. Don't push him into pitfall seeds. Don't talk to him if he runs to you, only do so if some other villager says he's moving.

What's wrong with him anyways? You could have this penguin that looks like an enemy from Super Mario Sunshine.

I just don't like him. I think he's weird.

Ugh, saving cheddar is HAAAARRRRDDDDD.

I have Tabby in my village one of the ugliest villagers in game. All I really want is a cool looking cat and wolf.

So I looked up Tabby. And now I regret it.

Catching salmon and king salmon are a lot more stressful than it should be.

Did you try fishing down at the base of the waterfall by the ocean? That's where I found them.

I know where they are, I just keep getting loose fingers and nervously pressing too early or too late because I'm not paying attention.

Haha, I've been having the same problem with fishing in general lately.

Lol, darn fish. Also, these villagers never request public works projects that I want, is it so hard to ask for a nice windmill or a new bridge? I demolished the bridge at the center of town just so they could request it. Darn you! Stop being so content with this town!

What are PWP's that you want?

Just a wooden bridge and windmill right now. Which are requested by cranky and uchi villagers respectively. I have both, BUT THEY NEVER ASK FOR THE DANG THINGS.

Turned out I only had 9 villagers, so a pig named Lucy is moving in.

I requested K.K. Stroll from K.K. Slider tonight. God, this might be one of my new favorites.