AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Tell her about your day. Maybe then she'll tell you about hers.

She starts to give you another "look", but you close your eyes before it could really take affect. That was a close one.



"Be quiet. I already know how your day has gone because I have already been informed of your antics. I even know how your day will end. It won't be pretty, I assure you."







"Cease at once! I did not want to have to resort to such measures, but you leave me no choice!"

The woman reaches under the desk and pulls something out. It appears to be a jetpack. She puts it on. She's getting something else. It's one of the RPG things, like the one in MGS3. She also picks up and anti-air missile launcher with the other hand. And now she's flying and pointing them out you.

So, to summarize, she's holding two types of rocket launchers and flying.

And laughing maniacally.

You are so dead right now.

INVENTORY:
BLOODIED LINT, BUSINESS CARD, DICTIONARY, INFINITY REVOLVER, JANITOR'S KEYS, MOP, MUSHY VEGETABLES, PIPE, PLANT, PLASTER, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, PRESUMABLY EDIBLE SUBSTANCE, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S CLOTHING, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET, STAPLER, VARIOUS SNACKS (9), WORN-OUT PENNY

EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES

Retrieve as much of the UNIDENTIFIABLE SLUDGE as possible, then throw it at her.

Then equip the pipe.

Or, hell, just throw the tree-ish plant at her

Place equipped pipe on ground and jump into it.
It just might be magical enough to transport you somehow.

Mr. Fink isn't into that crude "equip" stuff!

Pardon me for forgetting that.

Unfortunately, the tree had already absorbed all of the sludge before it disintegrated, so you aren't going to be getting any of that stuff back.



You pick up the tree-ish plant and toss it at the woman. She fires her RPG at the same time, so the tree gets blown up. At least it stopped you from being hit.



You put the pipe on the ground and jump in to it. It teleports you to a world of magical wonders!

Oh, wait, never mind, you actually just fell on your face. You get those two things confused all the time.

INVENTORY:
BLOODIED LINT, BUSINESS CARD, DICTIONARY, INFINITY REVOLVER, JANITOR'S KEYS, MOP, MUSHY VEGETABLES, PIPE, PLANT, PLASTER, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, PRESUMABLY EDIBLE SUBSTANCE, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S CLOTHING, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET, STAPLER, VARIOUS SNACKS (9), WORN-OUT PENNY

EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES

The gods of rock are displeased with her destruction of the guitar! Channel their power to defeat her!

Throw PLASTER at her to hopefully jam her weapons. Then shoot at her a few times. But not too many. You want that JETPACK.

You attempt to channel the power of the gods of rock, but it turns out they really don't care what happens to your stupid guitar. They're all about the music, man, not the instrument. It wasn't even yours, anyway. You just stole it.



You throw the PLASTER at her, and she fire her anti-air missilerat the same time. The missile hits the PLASTER and saves you from an incredibly unpleasant death.

You then precede to shoot at her a few times. You are careful, as you want to get that jetpack. Unfortunately, since you seem to have gotten a four-year education at the University of Fucking Up, you end up hitting the jetpack you were trying to be so careful as to avoid. She spirals out of control and ends up smashing open a previously unnoticed door behind the desk. She seems to be out cold.

That was... surprisingly easy.

A VICTOR IS YOU!

INVENTORY:
BLOODIED LINT, BUSINESS CARD, DICTIONARY, INFINITY REVOLVER, JANITOR'S KEYS, MOP, MUSHY VEGETABLES, PIPE, PLANT, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, PRESUMABLY EDIBLE SUBSTANCE, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S CLOTHING, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET, STAPLER, VARIOUS SNACKS (9), WORN-OUT PENNY

EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES

Try to salvage the JETPACK.

Take WOMAN

EXAMINE SURROUNDINGS

PLANT THINGS.