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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:52 am 
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Gee, why are we all such losers.
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We've been broken down since childhood by our crappy bodies that prevented us from social activities like sports, our crappy brains which prevented us from proper socialization and crappy lives in general. Now, we roam the Internet, desperatly seeking validation from other social outcasts while pretending we wouldnt murder every person we have ever loved just to experience a single day of popularity.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:41 pm 
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dude wha

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:41 pm 
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I rescinded that. After looking over everyone's posts, I found that none of y'all were losers, it was just me.
Except for you TheStranger.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:51 pm 
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I was popular with the band kids at least.

Then there was one time I decided to man the fuck up and ask this cute girl in my Geography class if she'd like to have lunch with me. And she said yes!

....And then stood me up.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:53 pm 
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You did it wrong, it's supposed to go, "Hey gurl, whaddya say we head over to my place and study some Geography?"

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 1:19 pm 
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Barabba wrote:
You did it wrong, it's supposed to go, "Hey gurl, you wanna study some geography together at my place?"


I see now why you didn't have a girlfriend in high school

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:05 pm 
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Cori wrote:
Barabba wrote:
You did it wrong, it's supposed to go, "Hey gurl, whaddya say we head over to my place and study some Geography?"

I see now why you didn't have a girlfriend in high school

It works better when you do this.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 5:11 pm 
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Barabba wrote:
I rescinded that. After looking over everyone's posts, I found that none of y'all were losers, it was just me.
Except for you TheStranger.

We're ALL losers.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 5:25 pm 
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fuck y'all im great

and you guys can be great too if you stop callin yourselves losers

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 8:25 pm 
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I never said I'm a loser.

I said I was popular with the band kids, didn't I?

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 8:47 pm 
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Marcato, I dont know how to tell you this... but thats like being the least sick of the lepers. Your dick is still going to fall off.

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As a former band kid, I resent that with perfect pitch and step.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:22 pm 
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It's okay, Marc. I was only ever popular when my classes had projects that involved art.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:27 pm 
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Marcato, I dont know how to tell you this... but thats like being the least sick of the lepers. Your dick is still going to fall off.

It's been almost 10 years but finally

Finally

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
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Confession: I'm too daisies awesome for most people to handle.

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