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Fake tits will work. Real tits work even better.



The answer to both of these questions is to call your doctor.



Maybe you should go with him.



Call the police.





EXCUSE ME RIKU BUT I WILL BE ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS

It is because with our narrow tiny hips, we must simulate a wider base so that we do not fall over while sitting. Simple physics compensating for a structural weakness, Cori.

can dick be used as an emergency wind sock in case of an emergency where a wind sock is needed

and if yes can dick also be used as a wind sock in case of that'd be just generally helpful to have a wind sock on your person

Can your dick tell what weather we're going to have tomorrow

If we do the helicopter with our dick, what is our maximum altitude and at what speed can we travel?

ive been reading a lot about this "mens rights" stuff and i dont get it so what rights do men have?

another question, if dick can be a wind sock, can i pilot a helicopter with it's gentle guiding hand?

i have a lot of questions about potential dick wind socks

Dicks can be used as wind socks only when flaccid.

Little known fact, before wind socks as we know them were invented, air traffic controllers used their dicks to measure wind velocity and direction. This became problematic when the women's rights movement demanded that ladies be allowed to become air traffic controllers.



My dick is as reliable in this regard as your average 5 o'clock news weather man. Check your local listings.



I got a good 10 feet at 4 mph one time.

But I might have been high then.



We have the right to dicks. And also the right to piss off radical feminists by merely existing.



Of course you can, where do you think the term helicoptering your dick came from?

But flying at 10 feet is pretty low, not high.

Now here's a REAL question.

What's my favorite color?

sticking your dick into a helicopter gas tank

also question number the third: can i stick my dick into a helicopter gas tank

Which Robot Master in Megaman 10 is the easiest to beat without weapons?

Do you think men have rights that they should also fight for, or at least have unjust things happening to them?

Also, why do they never come back from the cigarette store?

Do we have the right to paaaaaarty?

Why is it that not all men





































do laundry

because not all men





































wear clothes.

You think you're better than me? With your rock hard abs, and your dynomite areolas...