AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Tell me I'm kawaii or I'll moon power your asses to hell.

I dont know what either of those things mean

In the name of kawaii, I will punish you

Someone brought back a DVD at the store earlier today and it didn't have a label so I had to take a closer look to figure out which one it was on the register and

Sailor Willow

yis

At least one of the big ones in the top center are mine. It started pulling the line back out while I was reeling it up.

I've gone full 19th century plantation owner in the back.

In 30 years you'll open Jurassic Park.

Are those red snappers?

Consisting of Floridans or dinosaurs?

Florida will be extinct by then, and he'll extract their DNA from a mosquito preserved in a block of McDonald's grease.

Imagine the possibilities.

Yes, plus a few white snappers on the dock. The long ones are king mackerel.


I laughed at this harder than I should have.

Picture dump incoming.



Waking up at 4 in the morning isn't so rough on a man who gets up everyday before sunrise.



Grandpa started the trip by telling us a story of how he killed a man in Korea with his thumb.



Fishing for bait. Harder than it might sound.



First catch was this king mackerel off a trolling line.



First snapper. Can't remember who caught it.



The first one I brought up was a giant. I caught four all day.



They were jealous of my success so they forced me to switch places on the boat (Grandma wanted my shade).



My dicknuts brother is a dicknuts.



Grandma reeling a snapper in after STEALING MY SPOT YOU MASSIVE CHEATER.

I'm sure you can imagine how difficult it is for a septuagenarian to fight a twenty-pound fish for a hundred feet.

C U T E B O Y S

You're talking about yourself, aren't you Great Handsome Oppressor?

Of course.

workin' on yr harry potter cosplay again eh