AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So! What do you get when you cross Golden Sun: The Lost Age and Ru Paul's Drag Race (because the two have so much in common, obviously).
GOLDEN SUN: LET'S GET SICKENING

PROLOGUE (DIVE, TURN, WORK) (if you cba reading, basically land was once full of magic that everyone could use, now it's dying away)



(basically queens are shady)



the three ha's... read ha, drag ha, slay ha


he conversed with a baby

psynergy = magic



in this world lighthouses are everything

ooh gurl...

they have wheels now


WHO WILL BE THE NEXT DRAG SUPER ST- SAVE THE WORLD FROM LIGHTHOUSES
PART 1 - QUEENS LOVE TO TALK
the scene starts with gurl rearranging stuff



no real reason is given


yaaas kraden


spill that truth t!


what could possibly go wrong from lighting a beacon i mean it's just

he teleported in

cold

you bodaciously just teleported in

(i couldn't change his name but w/e)




don't worry these people will get bodies soon and it'll be clear

throwing shade i see





meow

don't try and back track


NO GURL NO


kraden stay out this isn't your fight gurl is about to go HAM on some punk

rip his weave off!

ugh the shade of it all


surely a light house is like surrounded by water where can you even go

speak up gurl he's deaf
ok so basically golden sun has a lot of talking and it makes for a poor intro so let's fast forward a bit: alex is saying that gurls' bro is evil now


ffs

next time we will battle and do stuff! honestly!

I hate to be a downer, but I give this like...five pages tops before it's abandoned.

Sorry, man. But that just seems to be how these forum LPs go, I really hope this one gets some meat to it though, because so far, this game looks fucking gorgeous.

Oh George, you never fail to amaze.

PART 2: SISSY THAT WALK




this girl don't run for no one
but to progress the plot she may just power walk

loot loot

lol i think she's gonna get the munchies pretty soon lol 420

escape


oh shit officer i swear i didn't smoke any i just found it lying around



did someone say gangbang


all i hear is hunty hunty hunty when i'm the main attraction





the more the merrier let's do this im down

kinky

um no cave dwellers please we have standards here


hey is that a knife in your skirt or are you just pop flyin' to see me

this girl came here to slay

COLD

U BLUE HAIRED BITCH

yes let's go right now i'm gonna murder u


they ain't a burden they're easy

lol no






i hope he dies



lol yeah totes

lmao ok

how fancy










u know they dead



guess the g bang is off then


everyone runs off


yaaaas bitch we can do anything now

hell naw
look at this innocent




YAAAAS TIME TO FIGHT

SCORCH HA READ HA SLAY HA

VENI VIDI VICI BITCH
(i didn't catch the animation in time )

who run da world

(i'm determined to make this last until at least page 5 now)
PART 3: CAVE PEOPLE

ok so now we are in this mountainous area


wild man!






fire snake yaaaas



time to loot his corpse



i've seen this video before



nah



fierce

work it

ok they're kinda hard let's toke it


then i just beat him with a stick



cave time




ummmm excuse you

no animals tyvm


you don't even do anything i am your fire mule basically protecting you

Imma read this more in-depth later, right now I have to deal with my grandparents' Internet crapping out on me constantly. You go, Gurl.