AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[01.05.2014 23:58:57] Yeili: i think there's some value in like...self-diagnosing a weird foot fungus or something
[01.05.2014 23:59:35] Hot, b ambitious: like if you need to know if it's poisonous so you can eat it in an emergency

Fein: pokemon fans last year:hon hon hon
pokemon fans this year:hoenn hoenn hoenn
Kamek Sans: Oh my god

Taterdude: Of course though
Taterdude: No Metal song will EVER
Taterdude: Have lyrics as deep as this does:
Taterdude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu4Nq2wioT4
l3o2828 Is Hot: I think this song is a deconstruction of the discourse of freedom within death in death metal
l3o2828 Is Hot: they are not being free by dying
l3o2828 Is Hot: they are being free because of who they are
l3o2828 Is Hot: pirates.
l3o2828 Is Hot: and they bring death, as they fill themselves with freedome, life, and riches
l3o2828 Is Hot: which are basically the same

me
‎10‎:‎36‎ ‎PM OK, sorry to change the subject, but I'm trying to get through Blaine's gym, where the gym puzzle is to answer a bunch of quiz questions. The last question before you reach Blaine is "TM28 contains TOMBSTONY?"‏
I had to stop and laugh for a minute.‏

space.sloth
‎10‎:‎36‎ ‎PM Tombstony‏
‎10‎:‎37‎ ‎PM is that a new attack I am unaware of or just really bad spell check‏

me
‎10‎:‎37‎ ‎PM It's neither, that's what the game actually says.‏

space.sloth
‎10‎:‎37‎ ‎PM wat‏

me
‎10‎:‎38‎ ‎PM That's what I said!‏
Tombstony...‏
Geez.‏

space.sloth
‎10‎:‎38‎ ‎PM Bsounds like an icecream flavor‏

me
‎10‎:‎39‎ ‎PM It sounds like its dictionary definition would be "Of a similar manner to Tombstone, Arizona."‏

space.sloth
‎10‎:‎39‎ ‎PM hahaha‏
A+
I like that answer better‏

[5:33:19 AM] Kim Possible: their groudon has water absorb
[5:33:32 AM] Luigi is Number 3: Kyogre is doomed.
[5:33:41 AM] Luigi is Number 3: It's all (Ky)Ogre.
[5:33:46 AM] Kim Possible: get out
[5:33:57 AM] Luigi is Number 3: (Ky)Ogre my dead body.
[5:34:20 AM] Luigi is Number 3: Hey, hey Kimmy.
[5:34:31 AM] Kim Possible: :V
[5:34:31 AM] Luigi is Number 3: you know what I find fascinating about the ocean?
[5:35:01 AM] Kim Possible: what do you find fascinating, tam :V
[5:35:36 AM] Luigi is Number 3: depending on depth and average temperature, the ocean can stratify into many distinct levels where ocean life adapts and lives fairly separate from other elevations.
[5:35:41 AM] Luigi is Number 3: In other words...
[5:35:44 AM] Luigi is Number 3: it has layers.
[5:36:14 AM] Kim Possible: why do you do this

Taterdude: Wait
Taterdude: both Wheel of Time and War of the Thrones are on the same album
Taterdude: Both of those songs are based on series of books
Taterdude: Half-Life 3 confirmed

Marcato: No, baby, leave the hamster suit ON...

me
Haha, today I was like "OK, I don't feel a need to swear a ton, but since I'm not going to feel all guilty about it now, I'm just gonna get it out of my system today."‏

‎10‎:‎47‎ ‎PM Fuck.‏

Shit.‏

Dammit.‏

booty.‏

space.sloth
‎10‎:‎47‎ ‎PM hahaha
I like the booty at the end
That just seems so low key‏

me
‎10‎:‎48‎ ‎PM Should I have lead with booty?

space.sloth
‎10‎:‎48‎ ‎PM Always lead with booty
- Sloth, 2014‏

me
‎10‎:‎48‎ ‎PM Words to live by.

[11:44:21 PM] Water: I would never do a dragon
[11:44:24 PM] Vealin: I would be a tropical bird
[11:44:25 PM] egoat: i am a child

Mr & Mrs Corto: Now before you play Postal 2
Mr & Mrs Corto: Turn off your brain
Taterdude: I can't do that
Taterdude: If I could Mirai Nikki and Elfen Lied would have been awesome
Mr & Mrs Corto: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH

Marcato: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH CAROUSEL ENJOYMENT.
Marcato: YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL CAROUSEL WITHOUT AROUSE.
rhinocerocket: OMG
rhinocerocket: DON'T MAKE ME SPIT OUT MY LUNCH ADFKKJ

[8:55:10 PM | Edited 8:55:23 PM] Vealin: are you talking about Whisper voice: "blazing it?"
[8:55:19 PM] Yeili: yes
[8:55:19 PM] Riku: TEACHER
[8:55:25 PM] Riku: VEALIN'S TALKING ABOUT WEED
[8:55:32 PM] Vealin: RIKU WHY
[8:55:33 PM] RIKU: I BET HE HAS POT IN HIS LOCKER

Fein: I don't understand you have to explain
Kamek Sans: World Cup
Kamek Sans: Brazil vs Germany
Kamek Sans: Germany wins 7-1
Kamek Sans: Everyone is sad
Kamek Sans: And then this
Fein: But that's six down
Kamek Sans: Shut

Chumpersonable: so uh
Chumpersonable: Mark
Avengifier: so uh
Chumpersonable: is everyone in germany
Chumpersonable: like
Avengifier: yes sean
Avengifier: YES
Chumpersonable: going insane
Avengifier: YES THEY ARE
Chumpersonable: because uh
Avengifier: SEAN HELP ME
Chumpersonable: they have soccer numbers
Chumpersonable: that are not normal soccer numbers
Chumpersonable: like
Avengifier: MHM
Chumpersonable: they have enough soccer numbers for at least 5 soccer games

[7/9/2014 5:27:56 PM] Elizabeth: oh my gosh
[7/9/2014 5:28:02 PM] Elizabeth: how would you even do the do with a bike tho
[7/9/2014 5:28:10 PM] Elizabeth: ... never mind i don't want that question answered