AWKWARD ZOMBIE

>What I would give if I could live out in those waters...

Continue to the town. Your FLASK OF THIRST is empty and requires refilling.

Agreed. TO THE TOWN IT IS!

Sorry for no updates the last 2 days, i've just had a lot of school stuff going on and then tonight i didn't get home until one. Don't worry though! update coming tomorrow that involves and old lady and perhaps lots of fistfights! so stay tuned, update coming tomorrow.

You arrive at the town of WHITTLESBURG. A small quaint and quite town with very little to offer aside from the fish trade. You go to main street in hopes of finding something interesting, and low and behold, you do!



You see a NOT SUSPICIOUS IN THE SLIGHTEST pub, a SUITERY FOR THE VERY TALL AND VERY THIN, an OLD FOLKS HOME FOR GNOMES and of course CRAZY EDDIE'S BABY EMPROIUM

and off-fram a fish mart.

where do you go?

First post gets it, next 3 posts say what we do when we get there

You have to go to the baby emporium. I won't allow anything else.

Barter with Eddie for his finest babby.

Name him "Johnson Lahallia junior" in honor of the dead fairy.

Then defeat it for the XP. You need to level up if you want a chance of defeating the evil guy.

Do all of this naked.

okay so again sorry for no updates, but finals are next week and i've been busy getting ready for them. But i should have spare time this weekend to update so all this shit you guys have said will go down this friday or saturday night. Promise.

Through elementary deduction, you realize that since there are no prints that match the footprint you took with you here, that the guy who stole the egg must be at the fish mart offscreen maybe. So you go to the fish mart.

(Seeing as betrippin hasn't logged in for more than two weeks, I allowed myself to briefly take over this story, until he returns or until you can't stand me anymore)



You go to the Crazy Eddie's Baby Emporium. It looks like a weird place : there are lots of babies in his showcase, and they're all looking at you. They look very, very strange, and it scares you a little. But, well, no pain no gain, if you wanna have a baby you gotta go to a baby emporium one day ...





You try to barter with Crazy Eddie. At first it doesn't go well, because as his name indicates ... He's kind of crazy. You talk about the 99 existing kinds of salads for hours before he sees your empty flask and propose you trade it for one of his babies. He gives you a cute little toddler, and you like hime immediatly. You decide you'll name him "Johnson Lahallia Junior" in honor of the dead fairy (Crazy Eddie objects that it's a dumb name, but it's your baby and you'll name him however you want)




Suddenly you find yourself angry, very angry, your eyes turn red and you feel a sudden urge to kill this pretty little baby (you monster). You take your (t)rusty sword out, and you murder the poor litthe thing horribly.



Now you've done it. The bloody remnants of what was once a cute little baby are lying by your side.
You suddenly feel stronger, more intelligent and agile ! Congratulation, you passed a level : you're now level 2 !
But you also feel something strange : your eyes do not turn back the way they were, and you still feel a little angry. You've lost 100 Karma points ...



What to do now ?
(Next 2 posts decide)

Get ye flask back from eddie.

Then see if he'll trade another baby to get the flask back.