AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You stand alone in the room, all of your life's work has lead up to this moment, the moment you get the egg.
It stands before you, the light shimmering off of the egg in a beautiful shine that nearly brings a tear to your eye

What do you do?

first post gets it

Alright so here's how the suggestion thing's gonna work out:

-I will specify how many posts will be able to choose the next action
-Almost everything will be based entirely off of you guys. I will not further any action unless you guys tll me exactly what to do
(assuming this doesn't almost die becaue of that, if it starts to die/mwe stay in one play for too long i'll further it myself)

Get ye flask.

>Plunge into the egg and wait 9 months.

You take a swig from your MIGHTY FLASK OF DRINK-THIRST and your thirst has been reduced to 0

as you put your now empty MIGHTY FLASK OF DRINK THIRST bak into your inventory you are now ready to GET THE EGG



But what ho! as you were quenching your thirst it seems some sort off Egg-absconder has taken your egg! If only there was some way to track them and pursue them!

What do you do?

First post gets it

drink from flask until unconscious and hope things work out for the best

You try to drink yourself unconscious in hopes that the MAGIC EGG FAIRY will bring you an egg much like the MAGICAL DENTAL FAIRY you heard about as a child did, but unfortunately you poses no ALCOHOL and your MIGHTY FLASK OF DRINK-THIRST is out of whatever magical liquid was previously in it before you drank it.

What will you do now?

To make sure we go somewhere, next 3 posts get their own action each

Put on a sherlock-style hat and look around the room with a magnifying glass.

Dust the room for prints. If no prints are found, deduce that the egg has been stolen by a telekinetic.

Just take the identical egg that's just off panel to the left.

After putting on your HAT OF SLUETHING you search the room for any fingerrints as to where the egg-theif might have been. after a search of an amazingly long 30 seconds, you find a footprint. But since you are a LEVEL 1 SLEUTHER you cannot deduce who's footprint it might be. You would have to be a LEVEL 10 SLEUTHER in order to do that


you put the footprint in your inventory just in case you level up enough to deduce who's it might be
or find a LEVEL TEN SLEUTHER. whichever comes first





Well shit that's Convenient



one EGG has been added to your inventory. Now it's time to get out of here and get home home and...wait..how do you get out of here again?

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Equip your PEN OF METADRAWING and draw a bigger panel with a forest in it.

Daydream about your girlfriend, who is a princess and is also really hot, waiting back at home for you.

Holla Holla get dolla and Wish that you could play a righteous game of FORUM MAFIA without it dying

Power up to a level 2 sleuth by winning a game of clue.

You reach for your PEN OF METADRAWING but alas,, many years ago it was stolen from you by a theif most fowl! if you had it now you would EQUIP IT SO HARD and DRAW YOURSELF A pop flyin' ENDING but alas, it is gone forever.

you weep for an hour





after CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH you begin to day dream about your girlfriend, PRINCESS GIRLFRIEND. gosh how you missed her, but you vowed to GET THE EGG to PROVE YOUR LOVE FOR HER. and look where that's gotten you. crying like a fuckin' wuss in an empty room.




You have no idea what either of those 2 thoughts you just had mean



Hey look a goblin! perhaps he can help you on your quest?

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also in case anyone was curious as to why the art quality is that of a kindergardener, it's because all of this is ebing drawn in mspaint wqith a tackpad