AWKWARD ZOMBIE

If you were in the cafeteria, surely the kitchen is near by?

If it is, go there. And steal things. A man needs to take his job seriously.

Find a young, companion-esque person.

Use him/her as leverage when you encounter The Doctor.

Then steal his TARDIS.

Practice pickpocketing from the unconcious bodies.

Kill someone, then practice pick pocketing on their corpse.

Then steal any evidence you might leave.

The cubicles all have what you would expect a cubicle to have. Computer, keyboard, papers, pen, loaded pistol, etc.

None of this looks particularly useful to you now, but you may change your mind later.



Well, "Ol'" isn't so much an adjective as it is a title. Besides, this is a man who can deflect bullets with his eyelid and punch people through several floors. There's no way he'll get tired just by running down a few floors. Not to mention that, with the way you pointlessly waste time, you'd never be able to catch up with him anyway, even if he DID stop for breath.


You cannot get ye MASK



You attempt to take apart some of the cubicle walls so you can make dominoes out of them. You waste about 5 minutes trying to separate the walls with your bare hands, then just give up.

See? Pointlessly waste time.



You go to the section where Ol' George smashed through the wall and take some of the PLASTER. You also grab a PIPE, although your not sure where the pipe came from considering Ol' George just smashed the wall around the door, and there were no pipes around that area. It makes about as much sense as everything else that's happened today, though, so you let it go.



This building is nearly completely empty. Your probably not going to be able to find anyone that could easily become your companion. You check under all the cubicles though, just in case. You never know where those guys may be hiding. You don't find a companion, but you DO find an WORN-OUT PENNY, which will surely will aid you in your quest to clutter your inventory with pointless crap.



You are working way too hard to get out of this place. There is no way you are going to start backtracking just to take some pointless crap off some faceless goons.


INVENTORY:
BLOODIED LINT, BUSINESS CARD, CARD KEY, DICTIONARY, ELECTRIC GUITAR, INFINITY REVOLVER, JANITOR'S KEYS, MOP, MUSHY VEGETABLES, PIPE, PLANT, PLASTER, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, PRESUMABLY EDIBLE SUBSTANCE, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S CLOTHING, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET, STAPLER, UNIDENTIFIABLE SLUDGE, VARIOUS SNACKS (9), WORN-OUT PENNY

EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES,

PUNT PUPPIES. RIDE OFF IN YOUR MOTORCYCLE.

Acquire some MIRRORED SHADES before that. Equip them.

Find some air ducts, use the WORN-OUT PENNY to unscrew them, see where it takes

Take LOADED PISTOL and shoot your TOES off.

Put the plant in the pipe and attempt to smoke it.

If that doesn't grant you some kind of buff, then equip the pipe as a weapon.

Then find a door that the card key works on, there's bound to be riches waiting behind it.

Announce to all that you are lonely and would like a friend

THEN FALL OVER ON PURPOSE.

IN A HILARIOUS WAY.

You decide that toes are completely unnecessary and decide to shoot them off with one of the pistols. Unfortunately, due to the RPG style damage system, you just end up take around 25 damage rather than get your toes shot off.



You attempt to smoke the plant using the pipe, but you are unable too as you have no way to light it.

And because it's the completely wrong kind of pipe.



Silly fool! You do not EQUIP weapons! You simply use them whenever the need arises!

You go ahead and take out your pipe anyway, though, because you really don't care about stupid EQUIP laws or whatever.



You manage to find a locked door off to the side of the room. You attempt to use your CARD KEY to unlock it, but you can't find where it goes. You decide to try and slide it under the door and see if that works. You don't really expect it to work, but it seems like the kind of stupid thing you would do.

Your probably not going to be getting that CARD KEY back.


You suddenly feel a strong sense of loneliness. You decide to let the world know this. Your voice echoes slightly, and nobody responds.

You feel much more lonely now...


INVENTORY:
BLOODIED LINT, BUSINESS CARD, DICTIONARY, ELECTRIC GUITAR, INFINITY REVOLVER, JANITOR'S KEYS, MOP, MUSHY VEGETABLES, PIPE, PLANT, PLASTER, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, PRESUMABLY EDIBLE SUBSTANCE, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S CLOTHING, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET, STAPLER, UNIDENTIFIABLE SLUDGE, VARIOUS SNACKS (9), WORN-OUT PENNY

EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES

(I'm getting the impression you guys are losing interest in this adventure... Is there anything I'm doing wrong?)