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Exeres · **Posted:** Tue Dec 31, 2013 8:01 pm

Valbrandur |UKCS|: The end of this year entailed little to no interest in fireworks
Exeres: Heathen Communist
Valbrandur |UKCS|: If I want explosions, I go to my local volcanos
Valbrandur |UKCS|: Not some imported fireworks
Exeres: But you can't personally set off a volcano
Exeres: Not unless you're a supervillain
Valbrandur |UKCS|: That's my goal
Valbrandur |UKCS|: I'll become a super villain and set off volcanos all around the world
Valbrandur |UKCS|: Know what I'll call it?
Exeres: Call what
Valbrandur |UKCS|: RAGNAROK
Exeres: Ah
Exeres: Too bad Florida isn't anywhere near volcanically active
Valbrandur |UKCS|: I suppose I'll just have to work on flooding the rest
Exeres: That will be remarkably easy
Valbrandur |UKCS|: No wait, I know
Valbrandur |UKCS|: I will destroy Florida with my army of crocodiles
Exeres: I live in the county with the highest point in the entire state
Exeres: 345 ft. above sea level
Exeres: They have a plaque there
Valbrandur |UKCS|: Wait, do you have alligators or crocodiles in Florida?
Exeres: Gators
Valbrandur |UKCS|: Then my Gator army will destroy Florida
Exeres: See no we know how to deal with gators
Exeres: Crocs are an unknown enemy
Exeres: Also they are just bigger and nastier in general
Valbrandur |UKCS|: But if I use an alligator army, I can call myself Master Gator
Exeres: Naw you could be the Crocophile
Valbrandur |UKCS|: I shudder to think of the uniform for that
Exeres: It's already on the internet somewhere, just waiting for you

Yeili · **Posted:** Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:01 pm

Quote:

[10:19:09 PM] Yeili: (hello sceb)
[10:19:59 PM] Sceb: back from San Francisco.
[10:24:38 PM] Vealin: did you visit the gay street there?
[10:25:29 PM] Yeili: he would've told you if he was that close to your house, vealin
[10:25:36 PM] Water: did you visit the hippie street there?
[10:25:47 PM] Yeili: he would have told you if he was that close to your house, water
[10:25:54 PM] Water: walked right into that one

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD

vealin99 · **Posted:** Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:07 pm

Quote:

[10:35:55 PM] Yeili: i'm still laughing at my own joke kill me
[10:37:07 PM] Yeili: i can't tell if i'm laughing because of the wine, or because i'm just stupid
[10:37:19 PM] Yeili: one time i was on the phone with loli and I laughed at my own joke for like a solid minute
[10:37:32 PM] Yeili: it's probably a little bit of both

DarkSurfer · **Posted:** Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:17 pm

Quote:

[10:49:45 PM] Vealin: andrew dobson likes boners
[10:49:56 PM] Vealin: I am not surprised
[10:50:07 PM] Yeili: but why is he shirtless in like two cgs
[10:50:19 PM] Yeili: wait no that wasn't supposed tTO GO IN EHRE

vealin99 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:39 am

Quote:

[12:11:15 AM] Yeili: "Tailmon is just...you know, dude...She really gets me going"
[12:11:19 AM] Cafall: [12:10 AM] Yeili:

<<< GET WET WHILE LISTENING TO NPH
[12:11:20 AM] Yeili: fuck I mean gatomon
[12:11:23 AM] Yeili: FUCK I MEAN ANGEWOMAN
[12:11:24 AM] Yeili: FUCK
[12:11:29 AM] Jeffery (Zang): rocking. motherfucking. rollercoaster
[12:11:31 AM] Vealin: YOU FUCKED UP

yeili is really quotable tonight

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

I can't believe I missed all this

Tatzel · **Posted:** Sun Jan 05, 2014 4:33 pm

Quote:

[22:03:15] Salty Tatzel: now THAT is what I have in mind when I hear "limited edition"
[22:03:21] The Big Cheese: big honkers

Quote:

[22:16:35] George: ahahahaahha
[22:16:42] George: well that's my entrance
[22:17:02] The Big Cheese: entrance to
[22:17:04] The Big Cheese: the butthole
[22:17:19] George: aw

Rinoko · **Posted:** Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:13 pm

Spoilers for Frozen below. Also please ignore the copious XDs.

Quote:

rhinocerocket: WELL
rhinocerocket: it was interrupted by the butt boyfriend right?
Marcato: HAHAHAHAHA
Marcato: THE BUTT BOYFRIEND
Marcato: YES
Marcato: OH GOSH YES
Marcato: OFFICIALLY CANON IN MY MIND
Marcato: HANS' FACE IS OFFICIALLY A BUTT
Marcato: which means anna touched the butt XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Marcato: vafbjhaklfkjhbalutlhiurhbakfhilqfu
rhinocerocket: OMG
rhinocerocket: NONO
rhinocerocket: XD
rhinocerocket: NOT THE BUTT
Marcato: TOO LATE
Marcato: IT'S A YES
rhinocerocket: ASDFKSJGK I RUINED
rhinocerocket: actually his cleft chin DOES look like a butt
rhinocerocket: so it does work
Marcato: YOU MADE IT BEAUTIFUL
rhinocerocket: BEAUTIFIED
rhinocerocket: bedazzled
Marcato: HANS THE BUTT BOYFRIEND
rhinocerocket: HOW SAD
Marcato: AMAZING
rhinocerocket: he goes along with ruto
rhinocerocket: the butt princess
rhinocerocket: :,D

creakyAccordion · **Posted:** Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:54 am

Quote:

Placenta Juan: alright I'm gonna turn off my computer and read but you can always talk to me if you
Placenta Juan: memorize the numbers on my cellaphone
KDarkness: yup
Placenta Juan: that was
KDarkness: yes
Placenta Juan: that was a captain murphy reference
KDarkness: i know

TerraChimaera · **Posted:** Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:55 pm

Quote:

Fein, Disciple of Helix: I'll uwu all I want
Fein, Disciple of Helix: ain't shit you can do to stop me
Kamek Sans, Disciple of Helix: I'll uw you
Kamek Sans, Disciple of Helix: uw u
Fein, Disciple of Helix: you will? :O
Kamek Sans, Disciple of Helix: Get it
Kamek Sans, Disciple of Helix: uw u
Fein, Disciple of Helix: yes
Kamek Sans, Disciple of Helix: i'm not sorry

Yeili · **Posted:** Sat Feb 22, 2014 3:18 am

Quote:

[2:48:52 AM] Yeili: loli's mom probably thinks i'm sweet and nice
[2:48:59 AM] Yeili: b/c i gave her that thing
[2:49:03 AM] Gnashter: little does she know
[2:49:03 AM] Water: little does she know
[2:49:04 AM] Yeili: the fuckin' charcoal thing
[2:49:04 AM] Lolita: and because i told her how much i enjoyed it and she was like "well we should have her over"
[2:49:08 AM] Gnashter: HAHA WATER
[2:49:10 AM] Gnashter: FUCK YOU
[2:49:11 AM] Water: FUCKIN

Quote:

[2:54:08 PM] Yeili: you meme-loving fuck
[2:54:11 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: what's up you me
[2:54:13 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: GOD daisies

[3:34:24 PM] Yeili: would you happen to be a meme-loving fuck
[3:34:28 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: maybe you call her that because she's a meme-loving fuck
[3:34:33 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: grrrr

MrPotatoMan · **Posted:** Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:18 pm

Quote:

Taterdude: I have one major problem with Thief
Taterdude: The original one
Taterdude: Arrows should one-shot enemies when you're hidden
Toast in Mouth is now Online.
Toast in Mouth: OH GOD FUCKING LORD MAMA MIA SPAGHETTI SAUCE ON A CRUSTY ROLL YES
Toast in Mouth: I SO VERY MUCH AGREE
Taterdude: Broad Head arrows
Taterdude: Completely pointless
Taterdude: LOLPUNS

TerraChimaera · **Posted:** Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:10 pm

Quote:

Kamek Sans: Titanfall came out today
Minimal shits were given
Fein: Great
Kamek Sans: Xbone sells thirty copies
Kamek Sans: It's a revolutionary day for Microsoft
Fein: Heh

Kamak · **Posted:** Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:23 pm

Quote:

[9:18:42 PM] Luigi is Number 3: You heteros need to learn how to have friendships as strong as us hobros.
[9:19:01 PM] master mope: /clings desperately to alec and claire
bibros?
[9:19:19 PM] everythingWasBees: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[9:19:23 PM] Luigi is Number 3: more like byebros.
[9:19:26 PM] Luigi is Number 3: lmao.
[9:19:29 PM] bitchpants: snnnnap
[9:19:33 PM] master mope: alec why
[9:19:37 PM] Luigi is Number 3: *hobrofist*
[9:19:44 PM] bitchpants: /hobrofist

TOLD

TerraChimaera · **Posted:** Sun Apr 27, 2014 6:52 pm

Quote:

Fein: I can't get over this face :^)
Kamek Sans: :v)
Fein: That doesn't work, Kamek
Kamek Sans: :v(

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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